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THREAD The Odyssy
3 Posts • 7467 Views
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Hey, he spends two years with Circe, who apparently is pretty hot, so yeah- HERO! But then he ditches his wife Penelope for two years...Sounds like a ZERO to me! But he got himself home and kicked the...
THREAD PoetryMy attempt at poetry.
16 Posts • 5263 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
One mans happiness is another mans pain One mans happiness is another mans pain, That's what I thought, When I saw you, In his arms and not mine, Laughing as he tells you a joke that was n...
THREAD JokesStick Pin
2 Posts • 3973 Views
Jokes & Games
A man goes up to the minister at the local church. "Reverend," he said, "we have a problem." My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing,...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61940 Views
Jokes & Games
A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom and found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under t...
THREAD Child & Family PsychologyKarma and such.
6 Posts • 3224 Views
Psychology Forum
surely thats counted as paranoia, or at least pessimism. Karma is a bit of a joke really, it appears to sometimes exis an othertimes not. many people do get what they deserve, but others appear to...
THREAD Gender PsychologyLadies what do women want in a man?
25 Posts • 11613 Views
Psychology Forum
Thank goodness that was said: freud said he did not know what women want. i do. they want alot of people to talk to and all the attention that comes with it. case closed. But there is one small...
THREAD Conditon of the average American
36 Posts • 9006 Views
Philosophy Forum
I have noticed that I really feel out of place when i begin discussing something that has occured to me and virtually nobody gets it, and then i have to go into a long discussion about why something i...
THREAD A Short History of Medicine
13 Posts • 2827 Views
Jokes & Games
Two guys were walking home from a bar, slightly tipsy. One of them groans, "Man, as soon as I get home I'm gonna rip my wife's knickers off so fast..." The other looks at him an...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsScared of death
6 Posts • 3011 Views
Psychology Forum
It upsets me in the manner of no longer living with my wife and just plain living. I think I am at the absolute happiest I have ever been in my personal life and I am so afraid of it ending. Over t...
THREAD The "Void"
66 Posts • 18644 Views
Philosophy Forum
I have thought about it greatly many years ago. I believe it is your other half. I think the bible explains it when Adam was put to sleep, a rib was removed from him to make a woman. That is why women...
THREAD What's Worth Dying For?
54 Posts • 13167 Views
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Remember FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" Same concept. Also If you die for love or someone else's life, how are you rewarded? Your Dead right? And besides, the pe...
THREAD Video GamesSocial networking of now
5 Posts • 2901 Views
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Well one thing I work very odd hours and my shifts can change at the drop of a hat. One thing games like WoW has offered my wife and I is that we have an easier time keeping in touch with friends over...
THREAD ElectionsIgnorant Voting the Death of Democracy
60 Posts • 15869 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
That's very comforting to hear pat, and your joke was great. But still, if you are a Bush fan it seems that you might be more concerned with his backround then, and if you are say better infor...
THREAD Sexual PsychologyFemale Sexuality
0 Posts • 1077 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
and what role does porn play in your life? frustration, wife on the blob or the only outlet for your creative impulses? or is porn some fantasy relationship? in my experience porn is a substitut...
THREAD What April Fools joke are you going to play on someone?
16 Posts • 5975 Views
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deamon i think you missed the point of my notice. i was also going to put a plastic turd underneath the toilet. the whole point is that the joke works on the ground floor as well as the upper floors....
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I read somewhere that the source of all comedy is tragedy. It's morose but it's true. Images of those manic laughter fits people sometimes get into at a time of great loss come into my he...
THREAD The clock is stupid
10 Posts • 3048 Views
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Note difference between foolishness and stupidity. Note differnce between intelligence and virtue. Not difference between good and truth. Note difference between joke and serious. Note difference betw...
THREAD About You / IntroductionsWhat's In Your Name?
92 Posts • 26905 Views
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My nickname is Daisygirl, daisy because thats my middle name and girl because thats what I am.;) But what people call me at home is pizza and larry or risa, because Pizza is what my twin bro calls m...
THREAD Favroite movie quotes
78 Posts • 22111 Views
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"my name is Maximus Decimus Maridius commander of the armys of the north leader of the pheonix legions husband to a murdered wife father to a murdered son and i will have my vengeance in thi...
THREAD Life & DeathLife
15 Posts • 4252 Views
Philosophy Forum
I find that what I am doing in life to be the right thing for me, I have set a few goals for myself that are realistic for me to achieve. My problem is what good will it do? if I achieve everything I...
THREAD Why am I here?
2 Posts • 1772 Views
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I doubt you could be like Hitler, and besides there was nothing brilliant about him, he was a mentally sick man, who ended up letting his people down, he shot himself and drugged his newly wed wife. s...
THREAD ~Tattoo Pics~
62 Posts • 75682 Views
Photos, Videos & Music Forum
You are sometimes a...whats that word.....a maniac Josh, you do know that right....lolololol.:D My 'tats' (roflmao) are all something I spent a lot of time coming up with on my own, not...
THREAD Females Inferior?
31 Posts • 13220 Views
Philosophy Forum
equal but different. My wife is a school teacher. I have to say she's smarter than me. I ask her questions all the time. But that's her. I do the dishes. I grew up through the male bashin...
THREAD EconomyGold will go $1,500 to $2,000/ounce this year
11 Posts • 3781 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
619. Nasdaq bubble (1/2/2010) After Hong Kong, I went to South East Asia. In Bull market, there used to be one peak in chart. This time the bull market had multiple peaks in more than two years aro...
THREAD Life & DeathVoluntary Human Extinction Movement
233 Posts • 131487 Views
Philosophy Forum
Wooly Bully I'm sorry, I didn't get to finish my topic,( September 14, 2009 / 8:19 am ) I was in the proses of editing my post, when my wife needed her computer back. She has severe Parki...
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