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Quotes

"Take your favorite quote or phrase with the word 'life' and replace it with 'wife', in order to make it more interesting. But don't say it out loud at an inopportune moment, on fear of losing your wife."

"The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen."

- Lemony Snicket -

"Taking a chance is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plast"

- Lemony Snicket -

"The filthy riches of the filthy rich are not unrelated to the filthy poverty of others."

- China Mieville -

"You have to admit the mattress dance is just a dance. And love, with a cursive capital 'L', is merely sleight of hand, doled out by genetic edict to keep DNA flowing. It's all genetics. And beyond that, it's all just zeros and ones."

"In order to be free, you must first know that you are free, and then you must believe it, because what you know is what you are and what you believe is who you are."

"Develop your mind. Your soul will thank you for it."

"We are a tiny race, involved in a vast pursuit, amidst the cold stars, and all bound together by reason and amity."

- Dr. Trefusius -

"If things don't change they'll stay the same."

- carpedium1953 -

"The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers."

- Denis Diderot -

"Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet."

- Napoleon Bonaparte -

"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"

- Neil deGrasse Tyson -

"Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world."

- Max Ehrmann -

"You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."

- Max Ehrmann -

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