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THREAD Should I dump him
7 Posts • 4229 Views
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Interesting responses. He also told me he is spending today, his real birthday with his ex wife. That puzzled me and also made me feel something is really wrong- after reducing her to nothng with his...
THREAD SpiritualityThe Logical VS The Faithful
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I'm not even aware of a point to the first one umm, i don't have a comment either. the second is a joke my sentiments exactly.
THREAD GovernmentSenatorial Candidate Warns Of World Government
16 Posts • 5322 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
The Super Highway is already under construction, the meetings he expressed have taken place, the SPP has a fucking website, I'm afraid your uninformed doubt is in need of some research. This i...
THREAD your animals
28 Posts • 9134 Views
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LOL, no dood. My wife named joey ,although I dont know why. All the names of our pets we have were their names they had when they came from the spca. Updated a little... http://www.gnomenet work...
THREAD Perfect Mate
17 Posts • 9055 Views
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My perfect mate IS my wife. She is beautiful, smart, sexy, and I can talk to her about absolutely anything. She is my best friend. I cannot live without her, and CAN live with her. We have so many s...
THREAD Philosophy and persona
6 Posts • 3140 Views
Philosophy Forum
i to am the most out going person i, or the people i know, know. i wouldn't call my self a philosipher, but i hold my own on this site.. right? i make loud noises in public and have no problem...
THREAD Redneck Joke
19 Posts • 8452 Views
Jokes & Games
You know you're a redneck when you scream to your wife and 10 kids "HEY LOOK, WE'RE EATING TONIGHT" While pointing at the dead skunk in the gutter How do you circumsise a Red Ne...
THREAD Answering Machine Humor
3 Posts • 6492 Views
Jokes & Games
Hi. John's answering machine is broken. This is the refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. This one had me laughing,...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsMixed Emotions/Open Your Mind
16 Posts • 7710 Views
Psychology Forum
Look kiddo I am 38 and have been married for 23 years, I was young and we went through a lot of things together but I would never do it again at that age. I missed so much of my childhood being a wife...
THREAD ChristianityThe fraud of Christianity
102 Posts • 23952 Views
Religion Forum
You know i am glad you brought up wick, that is an especially interesting religion. i studied it thouroghly, also becuase my wife is a wick, and i found it covers some points better than christianity,...
THREAD Random QuestionsImportant Physical Feature In A Mate
15 Posts • 4735 Views
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My wife smells really nice. An she has really nice feet
THREAD Gender PsychologyIncursions in to girl space
22 Posts • 6496 Views
Psychology Forum
you mean you don't think that you could get away with trying to host a lingerie party? I'm sure it would all suit you :P. But yeah I can see that that might be a bit of a problem, "...
THREAD Right or wrong....
300 Posts • 58645 Views
Philosophy Forum
no. its not hate, its love for his wife. have you ever hated anyone. did you kill them. "Now you answer my self defense question" sry i didnt see that. the timing was off. no. 1 murder does...
THREAD GovernmentThe Anti-Bush Thread
0 Posts • 38348 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
WHAT? Now Bush is trying to reduce the deficit and you call him evil. You're a joke! Bush"s War => We are in for the long haul. So tighten your belt (you need to lowse some of that exc...
THREAD PoetryWedding Poem for Scrapbook Pages
2 Posts • 3138 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
With this pen you shall find A piece of paper on which to sign, Please take a moment on a page so bare A sentimental note or two to share, Your thoughts, your memories, or advice As these two bec...
THREAD your animals
28 Posts • 9134 Views
Talk Talk
We have an 800 dollar cat and its ugly :D Its a special breed that doesn't have any hair. My wife and punkin the little one both have asthma and are allergic to pet hair, so that's what we h...
THREAD Elections2004 Election
0 Posts • 6604 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
I don't think that matters, they can't cast votes because they aren't in their precinct! This is all rigged. This election is just a huge ass sideshow, you think you have power but...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61824 Views
Jokes & Games
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No come in."...
THREAD Why be polite?
39 Posts • 27215 Views
Philosophy Forum
It seems to mean you are confusing being insincere with fascade. Being insincere meaning you really don't give a flyin f* what they do, say, or have just as long as it comes out good for you. A f...
THREAD Intimacypercentage of women who swallow during oral sex
36 Posts • 146499 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
Let me get this right. You prefer a girl to swallow because you like the thought of her sperm swimming around with her breakfast, lunch or dinner? Sounds like a psychological thing. What would...
THREAD Life & DeathSoul Mates
58 Posts • 17591 Views
Philosophy Forum
I felt at one time that I had met and married my soul mate. Then he molested my daughter. Now I sit after 8 long years and wonder how could I have been so wrong. So I hope and pray that you can find...
THREAD About You / IntroductionsIntroductions
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Every now and again I like to come in and reintroduce myself so here goes. I've been coming to UG for just over a year now. I have recently become an admin for General Discussion and Joke, Lin...
THREAD Relationships & LoveYour dream girl (or guy)
109 Posts • 31671 Views
Psychology Forum
My wife is my perfect mate, and she is my dream girl. We are best friends, we like the same things; movies, girls, music, books, etc. She has the perfect body, nice ass, perfect...well you get the...
THREAD War & TerrorismBeyond Stuxnet: massively complex Flame malware ups ante for cyberwar
0 Posts • 278 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Mostly people are volunteering these audio and video recordings on YouTube and disseminating private data on FaceBook. It's a waste of time and money to catch somebody secretly picking their n...
THREAD GovernmentJesus for President?
45 Posts • 9524 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Leftwood, it is because we live in fear due to media hyping up our senses. I'm glad I don't have a TV anymore, the nightly news is a joke to begin with and I get more information going onlin...
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