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THREAD MIchael Jackson
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Movie/TV Reviews
okcitykid... I am both a liberal and a conservative. I believe in liberty and conservation. Morons make better lovers I'm proud to both a liberal and a moran - my wife sure apreciates it....
THREAD My Wife sent this to me
4 Posts • 2503 Views
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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, h...
THREAD Girlfriend Is Upset
4 Posts • 2354 Views
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Ok so I got into a conversation with my girlfriend the other day and she is really mad at me. I dont quite understand what i did wrong but apparently it was bad. She said somethign about be being two...
THREAD Atheism & AgnosticismO no, Atheism
17 Posts • 7094 Views
Religion Forum
LoL yea thats obviously a joke but it makes for an opening to add your own views Religion is funny atheists believe Christians are silly and stubborn while they think the same about them. Everyone...
THREAD Society & Sociologywhy is suicide frowned on???
85 Posts • 25225 Views
Psychology Forum
Think about this. who's gonna clean up the blood on the wall where you shot yourself? your mother? father? wife? husband? sister? brother? CHILDERN? who's gonna cut you down from the fan...
THREAD Physics & CosmologyParadox?
18 Posts • 8797 Views
Science & Technology Forum
All chemistry can be explained by atomic physics. That isn't a joke; its a fact. At absolute-zero, all motion stops. That is things are stagnant. But there is residual energy. And therefore th...
THREAD Intimacypain and the first time
28 Posts • 8792 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
Don't even get your "God" involved in this. Yes, He made sex to be one of the most pleasurable experiences, but it was made to be between man and wife. You know, that one thing where a...
THREAD God in ReligionLoving, Kind, Forgiving, Blessing God?
35 Posts • 9699 Views
Religion Forum
Furthermore, if God has killed out of vengeance, has he not committed murder? :p God is the Creator of Life, and He takes life. IT is His to take. We belong to Him. He will dismiss our presense how...
THREAD Society & SociologyMusic
77 Posts • 22124 Views
Psychology Forum
Well, if u have listen to music, from the oler times, rap kind of music is a very new type. While I do enjoy Eminem and certain others, i just said i 'hate' it, and i take it back, its not m...
THREAD Do you collect anything?
28 Posts • 8658 Views
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I collect cookbooks and recipes (and my wife says bread machines but I only have 5 of those so it doesn't qualify as a collection). I have over 300 cookbooks and I have 4289 recipes collected off...
THREAD DrugsDo you smoke?
47 Posts • 16619 Views
Psychology Forum
I've been smoke free for a little over a year now. They say you can't quit smoking for another person. I say they are wrong. I quit smoking for my wife so that I could make better love to he...
THREAD what should i do???
7 Posts • 3225 Views
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ok, theres this guy who went out with me we started going out for about 3 weeks....then somebody told me he was only going out with me b/c he felt sry fer me...then..about a week l8er this other guy a...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61940 Views
Jokes & Games
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that...
THREAD Cheater or not
14 Posts • 4169 Views
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I agree with Wes and I R Me somewhat, but if a guy does stare/gawk at girls when theyre with you or on a date with you thats crude and I know from my on experiance and from my friends. It makes you fe...
THREAD SocietyBeing Politically Correct.
18 Posts • 9184 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
I might get a lot of flak for this, but for my friends and I, living in what I think is the whitest state in the country, things like racism are basically a joke. Of course, like Wyote said, around ad...
THREAD War & TerrorismAmerican warmongers
72 Posts • 23765 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
From what I see on the internet and in the news the Americans (generally) are gun slinging cowboys, who really enjoy a war. Lets just all look at vietnam and how much of a joke it was. How about the m...
THREAD PoetryEchoes
258 Posts • 66891 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Running On Two Hours i'm not faking i'll admit your libralism gets me pissed i'm not breaking thats a tick boiled untill it smolders i'm not shaking its a fit throw five th...
THREAD Tell a joke and then end it realistically.
16 Posts • 5524 Views
Talk Talk
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the conditions on the other side were more conductive towards the chicken's goals. Knock Knock. Who's there? Pete. Oh. How many Jews doe...
THREAD Society & SociologyRacism on SNL
0 Posts • 14665 Views
Psychology Forum
Wait, what does the media have to do with SNL.. they are 2 completly different types of television. Now if the media did something like SNl, then you can complain, but SNL is a comdey show. It is supp...
THREAD Religion & HumanityWhy I don't preach anymore
28 Posts • 7430 Views
Religion Forum
the quote: "try living in my shoes" sums it up but really i know what you mean and there are billions of little variables that make us decide what to do.. only you know in your own ey...
THREAD Riddles & PuzzlesSolve this paradox
35 Posts • 14596 Views
Philosophy Forum
A man comes home to find his wife hanging from the cieling, with a rope tied around her neck. She was dead...There was a big puddle of water under where she was hanging...how did she die? As for th...
THREAD Life & DeathRules Of Life??????
18 Posts • 7388 Views
Philosophy Forum
Rules are made for us, we are not made for rules. This is how Jesus tried to explain it to the pharasees. Sometimes it is best to break a rule. There will be consequences. I hope that you never hav...
THREAD BooksTYPER'S CORNER
112 Posts • 26827 Views
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I took the day off - slept until 2:30 Pm. The trees my wife ordered arrived. It was raining, and I panted them trees in the rain. It was cool. A friend at work had died of cancer. Before she died I...
THREAD About You / IntroductionsIntroductions
0 Posts • 25084 Views
Talk Talk
Hi. I found this site by looking for a place I could post/discuss some of the events of the day that disturb me. I am male, father of 11 (7 by first marriage - 1st wife died 10 years ago - and 4 by 2n...
THREAD Gender PsychologyWhy do women nag?
21 Posts • 20832 Views
Psychology Forum
Nagging is a comodity that men develop to perfection, by getting there own way in every way. T.V. Holidays, lack of housework, expecting the women to be at there every beck and call and we are suppose...
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