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My Wife sent this to me
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okcitykid
 65yrs • M •
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My Wife sent this to me
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from
an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Author: Unknown

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
Enigmatic
 36yrs • M •
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nice

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"How am I not myself?"
Vortex271
 39yrs • M •
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Sick, but undeniably cool.

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""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"
St. Jimmy
 35yrs • M •
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That is disturbingly true
Ugh...
Still Funny Though.

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"He who does not question is lost."
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