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THREAD Weird ThingsThree weird things you're grateful for.
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1) Disfiguring one of my toes means it was once better 2) loser my job, looking forward to a better 1 3) getting dumped by a hot girlfriend (now i realise I HAD A HOT GIRLFRIEND) 4) Flailing a test...
THREAD Movie ReviewTerminator Salvation
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Movie/TV Reviews
Not to go too off topic.. but since the movie was apparently pretty crappy what the hey! I'm wondering what you think of Christian Bale. I saw him in an indie flick a couple months ago (I thin...
THREAD LawWhy is Prostitution Illegal?
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If a man con not control his women (includes wife and daughters), then he is seen as weak an incapable. That's an acient attitude still surviving today. Selling your body to strangers seems im...
THREAD MIchael Jackson
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I am both a liberal and a conservative. I believe in liberty and conservation. Morons make better lovers I'm proud to both a liberal and a moran - my wife sure apreciates it. Poser - Yo...
THREAD To Be Free
3 Posts • 3124 Views
Philosophy Forum
the above writings represent a person who has become enlightend.... very near Bhudda-hood, as they say bittersweet rebellin g against an oppressive force - you seemed to have owned yourself in th...
THREAD BooksDa Vinci Code
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I read the Da Vinci Code and i loved it... well at times it became tidious for it seemed that the obstacles given were becoming repetitive, and tedious. I found the material to be quite accurate, and...
THREAD SocietyBeing Politically Correct.
18 Posts • 9165 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
no i say "fuck it all" to people being PC like someone said earlier "i like to joke around" and that is what i was doing but if someone was going to take offence to then they are j...
THREAD PoetryEchoes
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Delivery Boy Thanks a lot Is all I say. But in my head there's like a million things. Running through. Pist at you. And almost everybody that I knew. I am left. Casted out of your Litt...
THREAD Movie Trailers & ClipsMovie Trailers II (YouTube)
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There are about 5 books in total, though every time they make a film, they get a bit further from the book. It's going to be interesting to see how things go, considering that bourne's wife...
THREAD ChristianityWhy does everyone have to be sinners
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Religion Forum
The LORD God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife and clothed them. Genesis 3:21 NIV Where do you suppose that skin came from?
THREAD Pictures of Ourselves
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"bOB yOW" tHE FUNNY FACE PICTURE IS GREAT, REMINDS ME OF MY WIFE. i HAD HER DO THAT EXACT SAME FACE AND IT WAS AMAZING THE RESEMBLENCE.:D I liked these particular chips that night I gu...
THREAD GovernmentKerry Bad For America
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Politics & Current Events Forum
I became a registered democrat to nominate Clark but I'll vote for Kerry. I'm not voting for Kerry's wife, to the best of my knowledge, she's not on the ballet. Anyone who served i...
THREAD My dad
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At 19 years of age you are not a child anymore. If it was me, I would try and be diplomatic about it. Perhaps talk to your dad and say you think your mum needs you around for a bit and that now he is...
THREAD God in ReligionThe God Thread
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Religion Forum
ya but - :D Ann Rice writes fiction. But others have told me the same. I will probebly never read it. My wife doesn't like Ann Rice. She's nuts about Ann McCaffrey. But I haven't got...
THREAD Relationships & LovePolygamy
13 Posts • 4424 Views
Psychology Forum
Your love can uptake the whole universe, however, the way I love my wife is different from the type of love I give to my friend. Furthermore, try to differentiate love from lust.
THREAD Video Games
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i didnt cry, my friend and i sat staring at the tv in total disbelief for about five minutes. then while playing the next half hour or hour we just kept saying stuff like "no, shell come back......
THREAD JokesYo' Mama Jokes?
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Jokes & Games
Hey I was doing some hitory home work but i found this is much better. heres my yo mama joke Yo mama so poor she gave you a diffrent glance for your birthdays yo mama so poor she has a tumble we...
THREAD EconomySix Principles of Global Manipulation
16 Posts • 6354 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Oh shit, for a brief moment you said something worthy of discussion, and then you ruined it by throwing in a lot of stuff that doesn't matter. Now I don't know if you know the difference bet...
THREAD Society & SociologyRacism on SNL
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Psychology Forum
Actually communism is good, just doesn't promote growth in a nation. It is great for a third world country to get back on it's feet. No, not everything is the media. SNL isn't the me...
THREAD Chicken or the Egg
64 Posts • 16577 Views
Philosophy Forum
I still think the chicken came first with more to add. They did a DNA study and found that female came first - don't know how that would work, but my wife tells me that it is possible for a woman...
THREAD The Passion of the Christ
9 Posts • 4547 Views
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I heard the same thing. And because it is so bloody, my wife is afraid to see it in a movie theater so we'll wait till it gets out on video. I heard that a great deal of study went into it and th...
THREAD Relationships & LoveRelationships kill, slowly.
5 Posts • 2979 Views
Psychology Forum
I've been with my wife for a year now, dating for 4, and that seems very true. Though she is far more organized and seemingly smarter than I am. I often wonder if this is common with other relationshi...
THREAD JokesShort Jokes that Make You Smile.
5 Posts • 10499 Views
Jokes & Games
I love the jokes where the women gets on the bus with her baby. Well, there is one short joke that I have here. " Why is the belly of the penguin is white, whereas the other part of it's...
THREAD DrugsWhats so appeling about drink?
15 Posts • 3223 Views
Psychology Forum
I think that drinking can be an escape if that is what your looking for, but its also a way to help you get courage to do things you would not normally do. For example if your really shy then down a c...
THREAD DepressionFed Up
13 Posts • 10437 Views
Psychology Forum
Do you ever get fed up with life? with people? do things ever feel completely futile? we are all alone and cold in this world. friendships are a joke, love is a lie and life is nothing but a four lett...
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