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 37yrs • M •  A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.  |
sense of humour
facial hair
showers
9:16:10 pm - December 28, 2005
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Jacker_Jones is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
1) Dancing santas
2) Box springs
3) Frosted malts
11:00:28 pm - December 28, 2005
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"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."
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37yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that Attolia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Fridays
mint chocolates
short term memory
7:10:15 am - December 29, 2005
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"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Jacker_Jones is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
1) The heinz it up! slogan
2) Counting to three
3) Staples(both the store and the tool)
9:10:55 am - December 30, 2005
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"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."
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40yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Timmo is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
1) Disfiguring one of my toes means it was once better
2) loser my job, looking forward to a better 1
3) getting dumped by a hot girlfriend (now i realise I HAD A HOT GIRLFRIEND)
4) Flailing a test worrying then realising hey who needs advanced algebra neway
5) 1$ practical joke stores means i can laugh at other ppls expence
6) 70c stink bombs, great way to get outa math
12:17:15 pm - December 30, 2005
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"There is no such thing as innocence obly degrees of guilt"
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
toes in general, hard to walk without them
4:09:59 pm - December 30, 2005
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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42yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that pupa ria is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
1-scissors
2- my rabbit teeth family legacy
3-worms: they made it all happen
3:52:42 pm - February 13, 2009
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"I'm the mirror that will make you invisible"
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31yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that PIGGZY is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
i want to thank the worlds wasted effots to save me from myself
my friends iain,tom and connor for all the laughter and the endless intimidationover the past 4 years
and james b for telling me how to get finish him on gta 4
2:39:20 pm - March 02, 2009
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"i am a coconut short of a banana tree"
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32yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that ParallelShabba is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Thankyou for including me their Ross aka Piggzy
1. Friends not going to name them cus I shouldnt have to
2. The world for giving me a rerason to hate
3.Many of my ex's who have given me than enough reasons to take control of my life for ruining it in the first place
2:44:35 pm - March 02, 2009
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"If you try to fix violence with violence you do nothing but create violence"
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31yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that SUPERBEAST is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
friends that i dont have
my wasted life on the xbox
sugar on my peas...saf
9:59:41 am - March 11, 2009
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"i wanna hurt you just to hear you screamin' my name"
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47yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
I can't so much call it weird itself, but more weird that I'm thankufll for it, them, though understandible from many philosophic perspectives.
Pain and sufferiring.
7:54:55 am - March 12, 2009
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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
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47yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Enjoying, yet not understanding, the pleasure derived from the smell of my balls on my hand after a sweaty day and a readjustment of the package, and my seemingly uncontrollable urge to smell it, especially after some sexual activity, much more understandable, yet weird none the less.
8:01:18 am - March 12, 2009
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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
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47yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
As a third, though repeated in a sense, I am also greatful for my oportunity to divulge and relate to such weird shit as can be found on the internet and just such a thread. 
8:04:30 am - March 12, 2009
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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
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66yrs • F • TurtleBook is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.  |
1. For being here right now
2. For being aware of being here right now
3. For having this place here and now
All very Zen-like but it works
7:57:35 pm - March 15, 2009
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"Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative"
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42yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that pupa ria is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
a few days ago i found out the greatest sensation caused by cleaning ladies: when they throw water (the sound) mixed with detergeants(scent of it) on the floor and start moping it out. it's pure ecstasy for me, like a relaxation session.
9:26:19 pm - May 19, 2009
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