Three weird things you're grateful for. - Page 2

sense of humour
facial hair
showers

1) Dancing santas
2) Box springs
3) Frosted malts

Fridays
mint chocolates
short term memory

1) The heinz it up! slogan
2) Counting to three
3) Staples(both the store and the tool)

1) Disfiguring one of my toes means it was once better
2) loser my job, looking forward to a better 1
3) getting dumped by a hot girlfriend (now i realise I HAD A HOT GIRLFRIEND)
4) Flailing a test worrying then realising hey who needs advanced algebra neway
5) 1$ practical joke stores means i can laugh at other ppls expence
6) 70c stink bombs, great way to get outa math

toes in general, hard to walk without them

1-scissors
2- my rabbit teeth family legacy
3-worms: they made it all happen

i want to thank the worlds wasted effots to save me from myself

my friends iain,tom and connor for all the laughter and the endless intimidationover the past 4 years

and james b for telling me how to get finish him on gta 4

Thankyou for including me their Ross aka Piggzy

1. Friends not going to name them cus I shouldnt have to
2. The world for giving me a rerason to hate
3.Many of my ex's who have given me than enough reasons to take control of my life for ruining it in the first place

friends that i dont have

my wasted life on the xbox

sugar on my peas...saf

I can't so much call it weird itself, but more weird that I'm thankufll for it, them, though understandible from many philosophic perspectives.

Pain and sufferiring.

Enjoying, yet not understanding, the pleasure derived from the smell of my balls on my hand after a sweaty day and a readjustment of the package, and my seemingly uncontrollable urge to smell it, especially after some sexual activity, much more understandable, yet weird none the less.

As a third, though repeated in a sense, I am also greatful for my oportunity to divulge and relate to such weird shit as can be found on the internet and just such a thread.

1. For being here right now
2. For being aware of being here right now
3. For having this place here and now
All very Zen-like but it works

a few days ago i found out the greatest sensation caused by cleaning ladies: when they throw water (the sound) mixed with detergeants(scent of it) on the floor and start moping it out. it's pure ecstasy for me, like a relaxation session.