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THREAD Random PicturesRandom picture thread.
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*lol* I knew I'd get the "little yellow bus" joke.
THREAD StoriesA Terrorist Bombing
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Stories & Poetry Forum
A Terrorist Bombing a short story by Wolf Larsen It is a humble home in Afghanistan. The husband and wife and their three children (ages 13, 11, & 9) are all sitting down to eat. The youngest...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
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Jokes & Games
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to use this logic....... A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the...
THREAD HinduismSexism within Hinduism
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Religion Forum
Manusmriti - The Laws of Manu The Manusmriti is an ancient Vedic book that contained verses that outlined the way people and society should conduct itself, both towards religious duties and general...
THREAD just a thought
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha I'm sick of the sound of your laughter You're the King of the Jungle The Cock of the roost Everyone knows what you're after I hear you make fun of me behind...
THREAD GovernmentI Just Heard It On The TV - I Can't Believe I
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I went ahead and put an April Fools joke disclaimer comment to my blog post. I was a little concerned when my site was taken down for maintanance that night while everyone elses site was still working...
THREAD Chicken or the Egg
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Philosophy Forum
it truly amazes me that u thought i was serious.. i really dont care about that evolution dna shit.. when i said that the chicken was already in the egg thus them appearing at the same time i was only...
THREAD ElectionsIgnorant Voting the Death of Democracy
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Re-elected? Bush was never elected, not once, the rigging of these elections happens to be well documented. Greg Palast and the BBC were all over it, plus we have testimony from programmers for these...
THREAD Pictures of Ourselves
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LOL My wife took that while we were playing wow. During lul times (flying, waiting or doing nothing) I started working out like push ups, planks ect. Helped me a ton, I used to be 130lbs now I'm...
THREAD Actually put on some resumes....
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Yeah I know what ya mean, I watch re-runs now and I ask myself why I ever watched it. Martins wife Gina, had a freind named Sha-nae-nae that talked like that, number two, but anyway, those are all r...
THREAD Steve Irwin
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The world will most definetlly be diffrent now that he is gone. I used to love watching his show I hope his wife carries on with it. It is always sad when a beloved conservationist dies but it happens...
THREAD Body Art/Piercing
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i very much want a single tattoo, but havent had a good enough reason, nor decided on something that i would really truly be happy with. it will probably be something only my wife and i will share and...
THREAD Fantasies
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wha do you think of fantasies? I think that fantasies are bad because they set you up for a fall. They make us think and want unreachable goal that we will never have. To me it a crule joke that we pl...
THREAD Science vs ReligionIsn't Religion Just a Science or History?
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Yeah. Kinda comes with being a living being with free will. All I do is simply take that knife, and insert innto any part of my body near an artery, and wait. Oh, it wasn't a joke. I do own su...
THREAD Habits & BehaviorShort Men
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Psychology Forum
Well history has plenty of ordinary leaders MiA. Plenty are short, but plenty are normal too I'm not sure if it means anything except as a joke.
THREAD PedophiliaPaedophilia
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no joke, the internet is ruining kids minds. there are things that you simply cant unsee and when you are a stupid curious adolenscent, you stumble upon a lot of that shit on the internet. but being r...
THREAD Why be polite?
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Philosophy Forum
If you don't think the joke is funny, why do you laugh? If you don't hope to see that person again, why do you say that you do? If a woman you just met tells you that she's pregnant, wh...
THREAD Habits & BehaviorShort Men
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Psychology Forum
3 inches ..... 3 inches is NOTHING get over yourself and just try to IMAGINE what's it's like to be a miget ... seriously try not to worry about your height ... it's something that...
THREAD Females Inferior?
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Philosophy Forum
I agree 100000000000000000000 % WITH OKCITYKID. These femanists are the biggest hypocrits in the world. They are actually the reason why women ARNT taken seriously! They dont care about the average si...
THREAD Chicken or the Egg
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Philosophy Forum
Its Parthenogenesis - my wife told me, she's a science teacher. She's real smart(alick). It can happen and has, a virgin can have child, but it will be female, it is very rare.
THREAD Relationships & LoveYour dream girl (or guy)
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xxxxchelseaxxxx, if you've found him and want to keep him for more than a few years, never stop communicating your feelings and self-motivations to him. That way he will keep feeling the same way...
THREAD Steve Irwin
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RIP February 22, 1962- September 4, 2006 From what I've seen on tv and the article I read on CNN, Steve was filming a documentary off the north eastern coast of Austrailia in the Great Barrier...
THREAD Hello from the Middle East
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Scary - be safe - be careful. Stay in touch and share what you can. Decius - I know that you only meant it as a joke to begin with, but you don't know. If BMX says no he may never ever get...
THREAD Cool Lyrics
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You took me for a joke "You took me for a child You took a long hard look at my ass And then played golf for a while Your shake is like a fish You pat me on the head You took me out to wine...
THREAD Next Gen Conundrum
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PS3 sorry nintendo but im not buying the revolution well maybe but im sure half of you have prolly herad at least on joke about the revolutions controllers. just go to vgcats.com go back about four co...
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