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THREAD ChristianityTwo more Popes shall reign and the End is come
33 Posts • 14217 Views
Religion Forum
I myself have not read the prophesy - My wife has and she says one more and the current pope will be short lived. But a strange thing is the Maya Calendar which ends 2012. No one knows for sure wh...
THREAD Movie ReviewGI Joe: Rise of the Cobra
0 Posts • 345 Views
Movie/TV Reviews
I think they dropped the knowledge is power line a bit early, but I actually enjoyed the tongue and cheek acting. Both my wife and I had a blast watching it from start to finish. And OMG was Scarle...
THREAD Well then
6 Posts • 3784 Views
Talk Talk
money vs. happiness ah, i think a lot of us struggle with that question. not all of us have another partner/person that can help us out with the answer. i think you should talk to your wife. she...
THREAD War & TerrorismFreedom fighters, or terrorists?
22 Posts • 11188 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Tanker, I have to admit to certain prejudice. I still question the CIA (black ops) in regard to 911? These and other valid questions have not been answered. Closed sessions do little more than promote...
THREAD Redneck Joke
19 Posts • 8473 Views
Jokes & Games
*waves* means that i am waving at the person i was talking about, the * is used to indicate an action as obviously i can't wave at her in the real world. as for who the relation would be i was...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61939 Views
Jokes & Games
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn snakes, (slither, slither).;) Those were good, have to pass those ones around ($300 doesn't seem unreasonable...for the wife)!
THREAD JokesYo' Mama Jokes?
163 Posts • 103417 Views
Jokes & Games
*grin* Heres a joke for you all. Two sprems are swimming along when one says "how far until we reach the ovaries?" the other sperm replies " fucking miles mate, we've just pas...
THREAD What April Fools joke are you going to play on someone?
16 Posts • 5975 Views
Talk Talk
Lets here some ideas on April Fools jokes..
THREAD JokesLove Thy Husband
1 Posts • 3754 Views
Jokes & Games
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,...
THREAD Society & SociologyRacism on SNL
0 Posts • 14665 Views
Psychology Forum
Unfortunatly I do not watch any of the recent SNL episodes. (I perfer the comedy central old school stuff). Yet I have seen a lot of SNL and it might have changed with the new cast, I can't reall...
THREAD ChristianityA New Church
30 Posts • 8764 Views
Religion Forum
yo called them yet I will I promise - I keep getting busy, but I will. Me and my wife are hoping they have Sunday evening service, that will sell us for sure.
THREAD The pink girl with the mohawk
5 Posts • 3342 Views
Talk Talk
Whatever don't eat yourself up about it...Shit happens. Besides a ho's a ho and "you can't make a ho a house wife." Simple as that.
THREAD Best Friend=Nightmare
31 Posts • 8776 Views
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hmm i'm a girl and i only have one girlfriend (not best friend just girlfriend ) and the rest is guys but i think my bf got used to that. like he always busts my balls about it but it's alr...
THREAD ChristianityTruth about 666, the beast and seal of the beast
117 Posts • 24487 Views
Religion Forum
A great deal about Nicholas doesn't ring true... and yes his "broken" English does seem forced and contrived... He may just be an intelligent other person playing a small prank... c...
THREAD Anchorman
3 Posts • 4799 Views
Movie/TV Reviews
blah! what a pathetic movie. 4/10 two points for cool seventies music and feel. one point for jack black's cameo. one point for the slightly funny "fuck you san diego" joke.
THREAD Relationships & LoveI met my boyfriend on the internet..so what!
63 Posts • 43928 Views
Psychology Forum
I don't think its necessarily a matter of caring what others think, even though we all do to an extent, I think its more that people prejudge on the basis of, in this case Internet dating. If I t...
THREAD SocietyBig highway accident occurs on I-80
10 Posts • 5749 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
After walking into work this afternoon I found out that the wife and son of a guy we know in a neighboring town died in this accident and that a family member was seriously hurt and that she may not m...
THREAD SocietyHolocaust Survivor Leaving U.S.
18 Posts • 6507 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Well I personally would like to see some real conservatives in the mainstream again. All you have now are two sides who want to spend tons of money on different things. Also, comparing Bush to Hitl...
THREAD ChristianityTruth about 666, the beast and seal of the beast
117 Posts • 24487 Views
Religion Forum
I knew you wouldn't / COULDN'T answer... sick-Nick you are a bad joke and deserve the attention we give one... I'm glad you've exposed yourself like this though... powerless...
THREAD BiologyScience versus Instinct
37 Posts • 11549 Views
Science & Technology Forum
ok summit i used the wrong word, and the whole tail thing was a joke anyway. but what insticts do we have summit? we have basic parental instincts, but not much else, animals appear to be much more...
THREAD Your sacred cow
8 Posts • 2633 Views
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Your sacred cow is something you will not slaughter or let others slaughter. It could be an object, an idea, a person etc. You won't let anyone play around with the way you see it. For example, J...
THREAD JUST A THOUGHT
99 Posts • 21521 Views
Philosophy Forum
I like coming to these forums because philosophy is a discipline where the more one practices at it, the better one becomes at it. Forums gives me practice away from school, and it keeps me from drivi...
THREAD Gender PsychologyChances are high when it comes to rape
22 Posts • 6844 Views
Psychology Forum
Here's something else to think about- could these percentages be norms throughout the world? Or is it dependant on the cultural attitudes alone? Here's something else to debate- "I&#...
THREAD Relationships & LoveMen and Women don't want the same things, so why bother?
14 Posts • 6052 Views
Psychology Forum
We all die alone. It's not so bad. Sometimes I imagine that the joke is that if everyone actually found out how blissful death is, the planet would be empty tomorrow. That's why our me...
THREAD Fantasies
10 Posts • 4131 Views
Philosophy Forum
wha do you think of fantasies? I think that fantasies are bad because they set you up for a fall. They make us think and want unreachable goal that we will never have. To me it a crule joke that we pl...
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