What April Fools joke are you going to play on someone?

Lets here some ideas on April Fools jokes..

put signs on toilet doors saying "toilet out of order, please use floor below"

LOL...and on the floor below, a sign that says Out of order..use the toilet on floor above.

i begin work with a bunch of idiots the 1st
mabye ill tell them to come in on saturday

hmm..

*replacing conditioner with mayonase [classic of mine]
*tickling someones face while having shaving cream on their hand
*giving a guy a makeup makeover while their sleeping
*putting someones hand in a bowl of warm water

I could go on but it's like 1 in the morning and I have to get up in about 5 hours.
I'll just leave you with those few. ;D lol

deamon i think you missed the point of my notice. i was also going to put a plastic turd underneath the toilet. the whole point is that the joke works on the ground floor as well as the upper floors. floor below also meaning "the floor underneath the toilet bowl."

Someone took the air out of one of my tires. I didn't find it to be a very funny joke now.

Exact interaction:
Hey is that your car out on the street?
Is it a silver golf
Yeah I think someones trying to brake into it.
What oh my God!(sprints out)
(Comes back) very funny
April Fools man!

I told everyone that called that they had the wrong number. It particularly frustrated the people who are familiar with my voice.

"Hey"
"Hi, who's this?"
"It's me, fag"
"I think you have the wrong number"
*click*

Saturday I was busy, so I had to pre-set things at five am to go off later in the day:

Black rubber band around the sprayer on the kitched sink (Turn on the water, get drenced.)

Saran wrap over one of the toilet seats in the house (Pull it taught and no one has any clue it's there!)

Setting the DVR to a 'busy' status all day with a password lock (which no one else knows.)

Changing my little brother's team names on MVP Baseball to the New York Yankees (That got him pretty steamed.)

And warm up the old hand shocker during work that day. (Note: only use on your close friend/coworkers. NOT to be used on Bosses or Customers, unless the customer is being a pain or you want to get out early.

be stupid assholes like blizzard and anounce a fake race for the alliance. Even though we all knew it was a joke still wasnt that funny.

i told my mom i was pregnant on april fool's day when i was sixteen, but i was actually telling the truth. i know it was kind of mean, but she didn't have to kick me out of the house just because i was keeping it! then last april fool's day i told her i was pregnant again, and she thought i was serious! i'm going to do this to her every april fools day.

I sucked my friends dick.

You must be getting good at that by now Awakened.

Very.