Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
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THREAD Emotions & FeelingsHeartbreak and Suicide
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Psychology Forum
I support men and boys killing themselves wholeheartedly. Your mother and wife will tell you that you're responsible for all of the harm in the world. It turns out that over 30% of women in one...
THREAD Poetry Critique
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Stories & Poetry Forum
I appreciate your honesty and criticisms. I also found your references to be informative. Here is a thought I had while writing this piece: Why write in a traditional manor (meter, rhyme, structure...
THREAD Redneck Joke
19 Posts • 8452 Views
Jokes & Games
Hey!! Were you directing that insult/joke towards me? I'v heard a lot of redneck jokes directed towards people here on my road but that was MEEN. But mostly true. Nice one. hey sharpie wha...
THREAD womens rights
26 Posts • 7313 Views
Jokes & Games
I think the idea behind a joke forum is to post jokes. Not debate the evils behind jokes. For instance; Why can't Helen Keller drive?........ Because she's a woman of course. Obviously its b...
THREAD Random QuestionsLittle annoying things
42 Posts • 16894 Views
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My wife always tears off the toilet paper high up, where, as a bloke of 6 feet, find huge difficulty in finding the end to wipe my arse. Anybody else have this problem or am I alone?
THREAD ChristianityHow the Catholic Church evolved.
40 Posts • 18144 Views
Religion Forum
Me and my wife recently watched this documentery that claimed that the Pope was put in place by the U.S. Government to take out communism by starting solidarity strikes in Poland. Very interesting.
THREAD womens rights
26 Posts • 7313 Views
Jokes & Games
I don't watch tv. So if you are talking about the joke then you should probably factor in the possibility that i heard that from a friend cunt-fuck. considering that is how jokes usually get arou...
THREAD Gay Bishop??
57 Posts • 15513 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
The thing isn't that if you believe in a god that hates homosexuals (which is stupid, because god apparently created everything, so what are homosexuals? a sick joke to him?) then you can keep th...
THREAD Do chicks like guys with huge muscles?
41 Posts • 37827 Views
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it has nothing to do with being gay. i was mostly making a joke. when guys fight they arent thinking about sex at all. its just that the adrenaline and chemicals that are released during fighting are...
THREAD Evil mother-in-law
4 Posts • 5633 Views
Talk Talk
some people are just like that, you may never be good enough in her eyes you could just ignore her, or stand up for yourself, tell her to butt out, that your marrige is none of her buisiness, and talk...
THREAD The OJ Simpson Case
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indeed.. you have caught my intrest though. being the youngin i am, I wasn't fully aware of what happened or what the case was even about.. ^_^; soo supposedly OJ Simpson killed his wife be...
THREAD Rant OnRANT ON ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!
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Great Topic! Wy, I'm sorry to hear about you friend's wife. My rant: I'm extremely worried about my daughter's boyfriend. I have no doubt that he will break her heart and...
THREAD Conscious and Sub-ConsciousSubconscious
43 Posts • 10844 Views
Psychology Forum
Oh, Astarte, just because you weren't the Barbie to your Ken doesn't mean you have to transfer your hate onto me. Why don't you give your ex a call when his wife's not home and let...
THREAD Relationships & LoveI met my boyfriend on the internet..so what!
63 Posts • 43885 Views
Psychology Forum
yeah i agree that we have to look at the cover too,, for myself! i caaan never live with a guy that is,,,,!!! yiikh! but meeting ppl online,! oh dont think it is good, u never know they r saying tr...
THREAD Official Top 10 Movies
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Movie/TV Reviews
1. electra 2. daredevil(shocker there) 3. underworld 4.lost souls 5.butterfly effect 6.astrnauts wife 7.punisher 8.jeepers creepers 9.cleopatra 10.haml et
THREAD Biracial Children
18 Posts • 22553 Views
Photos, Videos & Music Forum
aw...she's really pretty! Mixed children are beautiful. The only reason why racism exists because people just don't understand or want to understand. Where I'm at, theres still racism b...
THREAD JokesYo' Mama Jokes?
163 Posts • 103303 Views
Jokes & Games
this isnt a yo mamma joke but its funny mi friend is soooo stupid she says a parked car hit her when sho goes to explain it she says it moved (if it moved it wasnt parked)*lol* :D *yuck* *devil* *alie...
THREAD philosophy of friendship
31 Posts • 17773 Views
Philosophy Forum
[I will try not to write an essay but at least on one occasion I will answer this in under 10 words.] Family is morally obligated to support you. Those that don't may as well be thrown away. T...
THREAD Hypocrite Friend
4 Posts • 5489 Views
Psychology Forum
I, myself have small boobies. :D I, too joke with my friends....(most of them have surgically enhanced ones). Its one thing if I say something....but if someone was to share my thoughts with someone o...
THREAD PoetryEchoes
258 Posts • 66701 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Sorceress, yes, some of these are lyrics. And the "soap" joke was abouit me being in jail for a little more than a month. Vortex, thank you. I always feel a sense of pride when someone re...
THREAD Astrology, Myth Or Magic?
6 Posts • 2716 Views
Talk Talk
i do not have alot of time to write this post so i will be brief. I have studdied mysticism for years and have read alot of books on the many aspects of this subject. I am ashamed to say that the book...
THREAD Psychostick
1 Posts • 1750 Views
Photos, Videos & Music Forum
Sort of a "joke" metal band. Like System of a Down would be if they ditched their politics and made every song sound like Bounce. 1. Pluh 2. Beer! (fan made video)
THREAD Society & SociologyWhy must intelligent people be so sarcastic?
64 Posts • 87106 Views
Psychology Forum
It's because we all have small penises and are insecure about it and need a way to make up for it. But in truth, intelligient people only act sarcastic either to make a joke, or because they f...
THREAD SpiritualityThe Logical VS The Faithful
0 Posts • 10410 Views
Religion Forum
"love the lord your god with all your heart, soul and mind. love your neighbor as yourself..." I'm not even aware of a point to the first one, the second is a joke when you look at...
THREAD Movie ReviewGI Joe: Rise of the Cobra
0 Posts • 345 Views
Movie/TV Reviews
I think they dropped the knowledge is power line a bit early, but I actually enjoyed the tongue and cheek acting. Both my wife and I had a blast watching it from start to finish. And OMG was Scarle...
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