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THREAD Introducing myself...
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Welcome to the UGN Karissa, I think you will find us very debate-able and very enlighting. We tell a joke around here from time to time. Josh
THREAD JokesBear in the Woods
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haha lol thanks. I know, i was just trying to lighten up another wise embarrassing situation. Tell a joke and get one laugh= embarrassing.
THREAD Lezbians what do you think
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I don't have a problem with lizzies, my ex wife left me for a female. I feel I owe her a great deal of thanks!!*lol*
THREAD Random PicturesRandom picture thread.
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Thats because its your bus ;) j/k The joke refers to common use of short busses for retarded or "special needs" children.
THREAD ChristianityWomen and the Bible
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St Paul. On Marriage, Divorce, Circumcision, and Celibacy It is well for a man not to touch a woman, but because of the temptation to immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woma...
THREAD ElectionsWhy Gray Davis will continue to be Governor!
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THis is an embarising situation!! I love Arnold and he does know alot about politics but, come on. Now we have Gary coleman thinking he is going to run when he is in and out of trouble all the time. S...
THREAD 6 foot a$$hole
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You're half right there firebird. It's not that I wouldn't have the guts to do it or something like that, more like I'd be so pissed that I wouldn't even think of it. However...
THREAD Your birthday
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DumbTeen and Wyote :D Happy Birthday :D Mr Kill Bill, why No joke what special thing happends that day?
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
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woo hoo ! that's a good one short jokes are the best ones, they don't take much time plus if you don'g get a long joke you get pissed off because you stpent all this time listening...
THREAD Christmas
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I would have to say that I have everything I want. I only had to go shopping once. This season is more for my wife than me. I can't wait till Halloween *devil* I get two days off from work. H...
THREAD ChristianityChristianity is dead, now what ?
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To many of you I am an enigma or a joke, however I do know my place in society: "I am the past". You are the present and the future and must hold yourselves accountable.
THREAD Climate Change - beyond bias
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I say humans are to blame, polution (sp?) is no joke.. and humans create it 24/7.
THREAD Word GamesA fun game to play
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didnt realize that his "joke" just was not funny
THREAD Gender PsychologyIncursions in to girl space
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That's kind of the hard part. My female friends at the moment kind of fall in to 2 and a half categories. 1st there's the quiet / prim, ones, a lot of my oriental and christian friend fall i...
THREAD What Is The Perfect Person?
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perfect for me is someone who is generous, charitable, polite, funny, can take a joke!, caring, friendly, can channel aggression, has a desire to learn, a work ethic, will make a good parent, and does...
THREAD Atheism & AgnosticismWhat is the root cause of atheist's disbelief and are they qualified to debate theism?
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Religion Forum
I don't think you're a joke Brother. Religion is officially out of vogue now and its cool to hate on it so everybody just repeats the same stale arguments relentlessly like they're doin...
THREAD Reality & MetaphysicsThought and Reality
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So scary it makes you laugh, I love it. So, what is the ultimate purpose and goal of this thinking you do so much of? What does anyone stand to gain from your thoughts? Do you just wanna be a...
THREAD DrugsDo you smoke?
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Psychology Forum
Best wishes. My wife suffered through cancer, and still is not quite the same. I love her dearly. This does not mean that I have an understanding, for I was just an observer. But, I can claim sympathy...
THREAD Random QuestionsImportant Physical Feature In A Mate
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My wife suffered from cancer. Almost every feature that you might have listed as important here has been ravaged. yet, in a very real way, she has never been more beautiful. Go figure.
THREAD White wine sauce
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Actually I will be making my wife a salmon in white wine pasta dish that she likes to eat at restaraunts. *cool*
THREAD RelationshipsAfter Sex
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I DO DIFFERENT THINGS, BUT ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS JUST TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE HAVE MY WIFE BRING ME A COLD BEER AND SIT IN THE COOLNESS OF THE SHADE.
THREAD Do you deserve respect?
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There's a reason why it's used all too often. It's because it works. Hearing the same joke over and over loses it's sense of humor. But, i feel you need to give reasons to sway...
THREAD God in ReligionIf god exist why doesn't he show himself to the world?
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God does show himself to the world every day in various ways and manifestations. We are simply too self-absorbed and ignorant to see it. Kinda ironic if we were created by a God who wants us to know H...
THREAD Last guys finish last
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thats true but men also want some contadicting things in women.....you seem to want us to be innocent and sweet and slutty at the same time.....a house wife and a whore
THREAD Intimacypain and the first time
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Yeah.. SEX! I just recently lost my V over Christmas break. It was a bad experience though. I was so shitfaced and with a guy 6'5 while im 5ft. OUCH! It was impossible, he couldnt even get 1/2 an...
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