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THREAD The time traveller's wife
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Talk Talk
watching ironwood's documentary about time travel got me thinking about a book I read a few years ago called the time traveller's wife, anybody read it? I thought it was brilliant and it ins...
THREAD The Ski Date
32 Posts • 12033 Views
Jokes & Games
Funeral For a Farm Wife An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he...
THREAD Movie Trailers & ClipsMovie Trailers II (YouTube)
110 Posts • 23176 Views
Photos, Videos & Music Forum
This trailer makes the movie look like a joke. Is it a joke? I hope the movie isn't actually this unbearably corny... Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull With George Luca...
THREAD Right or wrong....
300 Posts • 58636 Views
Philosophy Forum
no. 1 murder does not deserve a life sentence. and thats manslaughter. Exactly my point. Not all killing is the same. its not hate, its love for his wife. have you ever hated anyone. did you kil...
THREAD The Ski Date
32 Posts • 12033 Views
Jokes & Games
Cat Lies The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had thrown into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house...
THREAD JokesClean fun...
24 Posts • 8847 Views
Jokes & Games
Pretty Fishy Pajamas! A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. W...
THREAD Society & SociologyRacism on SNL
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Psychology Forum
What is up with you people? I have 4 words that you may need to read about a 100 times before you undertsand my argument. IT IS A JOKE If you get offended by it, then don't watch SNL anymor...
THREAD Guys... NEVER underestimate us... Heres a good rea
5 Posts • 4657 Views
Jokes & Games
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agen...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsYour Own Insecurities
22 Posts • 8462 Views
Psychology Forum
CodeWarrior- The inside joke is not the insecurity, it is the thing that exploits the insecureity. The insecureity is the fear that you are fearing... I'm not wording this right, but maybe that...
THREAD JokesClean fun...
24 Posts • 8847 Views
Jokes & Games
Honey... Pumpkin... Sweetie... A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling,...
THREAD womens rights
26 Posts • 7313 Views
Jokes & Games
it occurs to me that when equal pay come into play that women are infact entitled to more due to the fact they have more 'indidentals' some men might call them 'feminine products'...
THREAD IntimacySEX, CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT IT?
51 Posts • 72454 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
Do the calculations and you'll find that this discussion is all about something you might do 2500 times in your entire life. And NO, I don't want to miss one of them. I do agree to this ( an...
THREAD Atheism & AgnosticismWhat is the root cause of atheist's disbelief and are they qualified to debate theism?
54 Posts • 15124 Views
Religion Forum
At this point little everything about you is a joke to me. I will not keep this label of you, I will watch your words, but if you do not change in my eyes, know that You Are A Joke. Entirely. I am...
THREAD Religion & HumanityReligion has history
55 Posts • 13441 Views
Religion Forum
I don't know what came first paganism or hinduism. Paganism I think is like protestant. If you're not a part of an organized religion, you must be pagan. My wife gets into pagan stuff. Most...
THREAD SpiritualityA Sense Of Humor
9 Posts • 3756 Views
Religion Forum
Does the spirit world have a sense of humor? I had this dream last night. I had to leave my wife for a secret assignment in Korea. I had never done this before, I wasn't sure I could do it, bu...
THREAD JokesClean fun...
24 Posts • 8847 Views
Jokes & Games
Grandpa's Wisdom Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ++++ Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin...
THREAD womens rights
26 Posts • 7313 Views
Jokes & Games
Your hypocrisy is entertaining. You criticize a joke, but at the same time you add your own jokes in another thread that degrades another. I only say this because if I am not mistaken the title mother...
THREAD PICTURES OF MANY WARS
1 Posts • 2661 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
'PICTURES OF MANY WARS.' By Robert Davidson. Many more from war are returning now In varnished wood boxes each quite alone; Boxes nicely draped with flags, ready to occupy A polished white ma...
THREAD RelationshipsAW's Monogamy
3 Posts • 5376 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
In a word...Jealous, honestly! But not for the usual reasons. To have the experience you do with your partner and to only have had it with each other is special. Especially the way you described it....
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THREAD Relationships & LoveI met my boyfriend on the internet..so what!
63 Posts • 43884 Views
Psychology Forum
Designing Women :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D I went online to find a woman and read my email. I found one, she is my wife, we've been married for almost two years. http://theinsideo...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61824 Views
Jokes & Games
Sex and The Country A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I mad...
THREAD Hippie Joke!!!
8 Posts • 21162 Views
Jokes & Games
that is a rip off of another joke
THREAD GamesWord Association 2
266 Posts • 60084 Views
Jokes & Games
bad joke
THREAD Is the Brain Really Big Enough?
15 Posts • 3414 Views
Philosophy Forum
I remember thinking off of my psychology that information is stored by priority, like its been said earlier. like say a wife is giving birth - the husband will surely remember her wife and what she...
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