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THREAD LawHomosexual Marriage
100 Posts • 29132 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Its not strange at all. You seem to look at people and say they are not men but gay. Others look at them and say they are men who deserve all rights under the law and respect as human beings. However...
THREAD ChristianityMisrepresentation
81 Posts • 21503 Views
Religion Forum
The copy I had before had an explination in it but this one doesn't. I'll have to research that. But, from what I can remember, it is a book given to the prophet by the angel gabrial about 6...
THREAD War & TerrorismDecius B against the War?
55 Posts • 14929 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Ok BMX don't you find it kind of sad that it took 12 years for people to figure out that Saddam needed to be Disarmed? And Well Beside the fact that im glad America is going in to Iraq and Clean...
THREAD Hippie Joke!!!
8 Posts • 21173 Views
Jokes & Games
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets o...
THREAD Religion & HumanityA Just Religion
65 Posts • 16093 Views
Religion Forum
[quote"]I give you the keys to my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." This church that the bible speaks of here I believe has already been taken up in a rapture...
THREAD Life & Deathwhy is death so scary for ppl
48 Posts • 23630 Views
Philosophy Forum
Death is an unknown dimension. No sight, no smell, no feeling, no hearing, no taste, and scariest of all, no thoughts. Everything is completely over, complete nothingness. That is not a comforting tho...
THREAD Crash
6 Posts • 3498 Views
Movie/TV Reviews
so many things were great about this movie, i hardly know where to begin. you definately have to be comfortable with different ethnicities in order to appreciate the humor. there is one racial ste...
THREAD The Ski Date
32 Posts • 12070 Views
Jokes & Games
Lunch An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she...
THREAD LawHomosexual Marriage
100 Posts • 29132 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
It is strange to read that people are "pro-gay" but not "pro-gay marriage." That is to say that they believe homosexuals deserve fair treatment just not the equal status under the...
THREAD ChristianityThe number 42
4 Posts • 3505 Views
Religion Forum
Besides being The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, the number 42 is as amazingly as unremarkable as any other random number. It's got a couple of mathematical properties that are po...
THREAD PoetryBleak poems
8 Posts • 4001 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
For the death of my best friend I avenge, I pull my knife close to my side and hunger for revenge. My eyes ache with pain from staying bloodshot red, I revel over how to cut your throat; so that...
THREAD Societyclose gitmo!
6 Posts • 2516 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Injustice creates terrorists? Number one we don't have anything to do with their "injustice" That's a result of their own sandbox of a country oppressing everyone. Number two they...
THREAD Eye to Eye, Ear to Ear… and Pointing the Way…
3 Posts • 2335 Views
Philosophy Forum
The first thing I thought of when I read this post, was something I heard in a psychology lecture once about mind-reading. I don't mean mind-reading in the paranormal sense of the word, I mean wh...
THREAD Gender PsychologyChances are high when it comes to rape
22 Posts • 6847 Views
Psychology Forum
slightly off track i know, but we are descended from apes. My sister was watching a program on chimps, and i was interested in the way that they treat their women. for them, rape is part of life, if y...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsA Lack Of Motivation In All Things Intellectual
7 Posts • 3369 Views
Psychology Forum
I disagree. I think curiosity is a drive. A drive that can be as powerful as ones sex drive and more so. We all experience this drive intensely as babies and children. We crawl, suck, feel and examine...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61952 Views
Jokes & Games
An 80 year old man goes to see the doctor and asks him if he could reach the 100. the doctor says:"depends. Do you smoke?" -"no! i never did, i never will!" -"do you drink?&...
THREAD what we want
12 Posts • 3169 Views
Talk Talk
I have this delimma so to speak. My last gf (mikayla) was a nice girl. Bible thumper who by permission alone I couldn't regularly see. She is the complete opposite almost of what I want. The only...
THREAD 6. The Truths that Keep Us Free
2 Posts • 2258 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
On one important Washington day, a Senate historian was asked to say, this the people's very own essay, as a prayer for words they display. The truths that keep us all free, are there on th...
THREAD SocietyWhy Do They Hate Us
53 Posts • 13092 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
You see a soldier fights to protect his wife and children. Forget the oath and all that other good stuff. The truth is, we volunteer to protect our homeland. That should be the only reason to go to wa...
THREAD ChristianityMisrepresentation
81 Posts • 21503 Views
Religion Forum
As the Hebrews accorded women little place in their accounting of things. Note that long list of begots found in their scripture follows the lineage of males, not females which were not listed. So yes...
THREAD New Official owner.
5 Posts • 2389 Views
Talk Talk
Well it is official as of 2 o'clock April 1st. I am the new owner of the meat market I have worked at for the past 10 years. The old owner took me in as a renegade 15 year old and trained me...
THREAD God in ReligionDid God really make us in his image?
10 Posts • 6974 Views
Religion Forum
now let me just open this with a simple question. in the beginning God created Adam and then Eve and they had two children. the on child killed the other, then the alive one had to leave and he went a...
THREAD The Ski Date
32 Posts • 12070 Views
Jokes & Games
A Really Stupid Joke There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61952 Views
Jokes & Games
Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. They were very near a grav...
THREAD Conscious and Sub-ConsciousThe Power of Illusion
0 Posts • 824 Views
Psychology Forum
I don't think you have to beat yourself up over it, Decius. We're naturally this way. We want what's attractive. It's on an animal level. Symmetry, curvature, femininity, etc. It&#...
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