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THREAD Emotions & FeelingsEuphoria
17 Posts • 7763 Views
Psychology Forum
I have had two moments in my life where I felt completely one with everything around me. The first time was following an intense argument with my very Irish wife (although I love her to pieces). I...
THREAD God in ReligionThe God Thread
158 Posts • 41875 Views
Religion Forum
It would be fascinating as to which Library Buddha studied. If I may interject, it might have been the writing's and ponderings of Solomon. Who was the wisest man and king to ever exist. (Wises...
THREAD JokesAll Booked Up
1 Posts • 2400 Views
Jokes & Games
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it c...
THREAD GovernmentKatrina and Bush
0 Posts • 3964 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
IN a doctor's office, when the flaming bush comes on the TV. Having heard his comments, I spoke out loud saying "ya know that guy kind of reminds me of my ol' man, A day late & A d...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsI think I might be an egomaniac
1 Posts • 2530 Views
Psychology Forum
I sometimes wonder if everything I do is ultimately for my self aggrandizement. It would kind of make sense too because I seem to be either very insecure or very confident, or even arrogant if I don&#...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61940 Views
Jokes & Games
Presidential Pee-Pee! Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could us...
THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
202 Posts • 49368 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
I sold beer to a killer who shot an old friend on the morning where I biked cross town to my job a line of cruisers blew by, sirens screaming the news and the air about me was rife with radio DJs...
THREAD Regrets
30 Posts • 9947 Views
Philosophy Forum
I understand that we are on the topic or regrets, and I would wish to lend my point of view on the topic. One reason I am typing this is that in the past month I have been doing a lot of things that I...
THREAD God in Religionwhy do you believe in god?
253 Posts • 122496 Views
Religion Forum
Hello Ironwood In reference to your last post yesterday You are correct, of course, that religion as a crutch CAN BE intellectually valid. I was reacting to the fact that I don't think I hv...
THREAD Religion & HumanityMarriage
11 Posts • 3797 Views
Religion Forum
= zachfrenzel thanks booky that helped some, i'm not sure if your confused bro i'm not gay . *roll* Sorry if I implied that. I just kept refering to "Gay" because it was par...
THREAD Thank You and Merry Christmas
2 Posts • 3109 Views
Talk Talk
HEY i know it might not seem important to you but it really is to me and i'm not trying to "waste the bandwidth" either i'd just like to thank everyone for being here i...
THREAD ChristianityBlessed Are The Peace Makers
48 Posts • 12610 Views
Religion Forum
Oh no - you didn't offend me - If I seem kinda cold, it could be that I'm just busy. I appreciate what you're doing here, I really do. And ofcourse no two people are going to see all th...
THREAD Nature & GeographyglOBaL waRMInG
69 Posts • 18608 Views
Science & Technology Forum
I'm currently reading an article in National Geographics. Its fact, not fiction and it isn't in the future, its now. Tempurture readings have been taken around the world and compared with pa...
THREAD Redneck Joke
19 Posts • 8473 Views
Jokes & Games
lemme see... If you've got a home that is mobile and fifteen cars that aren't. -Bill Engvall Ever used duct tape to hem your pants- no doubt about it. The truck you're driving...
THREAD Shattered Views...
8 Posts • 4870 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
this is dracula revisted The Dragon's Son In a castle of time forgotten The dragon's son led his armies Against his enemies he impaled When the enemies lied of his demise Took his wife away...
THREAD Children Ruin Lives
25 Posts • 8429 Views
Talk Talk
Being a mother of two kids, I think it's the parents that ruin their lives not the kids. My husband and I waited 7 years to get married and 5 more to have kids. During that time we saw our other...
THREAD EconomyPetro dollar and Iran war
24 Posts • 9955 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
599. Cut power supply and activate a terror attack (4/15/09) Not only internet would have been attacked, telephone service would have been lost, power supply would have been cut too. Watch the date...
THREAD EconomyGold will go $1,500 to $2,000/ounce this year
11 Posts • 3781 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
625. Feds start to kill (2/15/2010) In "624. Plot on Chinese New Year Day (2/7/2010)", I said the likely action date could be February 13 the Chinese New Year's Eve and the Feds pre...
THREAD Riddles & PuzzlesSolve this paradox
35 Posts • 14599 Views
Philosophy Forum
the man and the woman were in Death valley driving at night to avoid the heat. By the time he came back from the gas station she died of heat stroke. They were headed to Las Vegas. The stranger in the...
THREAD The Dixie Chicks are not Johnny Cash
1 Posts • 1985 Views
Talk Talk
I live in Nashville. In 1998, the Chicks gave a free concert in Centennial Park. That was before they broke out. I walked over and took a look. "They are not going anywhere," I thought to my...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61940 Views
Jokes & Games
Luigi and Mario are talking one day and Luigi asks Mario, "You like women witha fatta arms?" "No," replies Mario. "You like women witha fatta legs?" "No,&qu...
THREAD Did insults ever have class?
1 Posts • 2433 Views
Philosophy Forum
Did insults ever have class? (USING NO FOUR LETTER WORDS) 'These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got...
THREAD God in ReligionGod's Will
128 Posts • 30022 Views
Religion Forum
"I don't think very many people would define that as a "good" God. Is it really just to be punished for the acts of someone else? (I don't think blood relations come into play...
THREAD IslamMocking Muslims and "Virgins in Heaven"
0 Posts • 4379 Views
Religion Forum
If you take the teachings of Jesus and the teachings of Budda, you will find a lot of similarities. People have written whole books about it. I think that the core teaching is the same, axample - lov...
THREAD God in ReligionIf god exist why doesn't he show himself to the world?
145 Posts • 33698 Views
Religion Forum
this is in response to martysons last reply and the originial question. \\\"If god exist why doesn\\\'t he show himself to the world? If God created the universe than god created the...
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