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THREAD DrugsThat Kinda Trips Me Out Man....
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Psychology Forum
Share something you've written while under the influence. An idea, a rant, a poem, or just a song you listened to. Share something that really hit you, and really got you going. The influence...
THREAD SocietyJoe Stack Flies his Plane into an IRS Building
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627. Bombing IRS building (2/28/2010) Nine days ago, a software engineer flied a plane into an IRS building. Although it could be an individual case, it also could be a created case similar to 911....
THREAD War & TerrorismExcerp: Truth of War
124 Posts • 30442 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
(WARNING: EXTREMELY IMPORTANT INFORMATION) N E W Y O R K, May 1, 2001 In the early 1960s, America's top military leaders reportedly drafted plans to kill innocent people and commit acts of te...
THREAD Is Wal Mart Good For America?
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THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
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Stories & Poetry Forum
My role, patient advocate. My title, basic guardian. My job... My job... I don't know anymore. I'm supposed to speak for the patient, but rarely, if ever, is there someone to listen. My mora...
THREAD ConspiracyTom Coburn and The Franklin Cover Up
12 Posts • 23510 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Thanks - I briefly looked thru it, will read it all and check out the links when I find more time. I am sorry, if I had read that post earlier I might have believed it was made up. On another forum...
THREAD A Divorce For The Holidays!
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Jokes & Games
Art calls his son in NY and says, "Dean, I have something to tell you. However, I don't want to discuss it. I'm merely telling you because you're my oldest child, and I thought you...
THREAD ChristianityIs God in your church
18 Posts • 5507 Views
Religion Forum
yes my friend He did. I was a medium size drug dealer who was out of control. I got saved in the first few days of being incarcerated. So i really wasnt sure of what to expect. I m not sure if you und...
THREAD SocietyProphecy
30 Posts • 16392 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
342. Homeowner Association again (9/12/05) To collaborate the September plot, Feds activates H.A. again. Ten days ago, I received a new notice which said, "Enclosed you will find new proce...
THREAD SocietyBody scanners
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Politics & Current Events Forum
These body scanners things are a crazy over-reaction. This is what happend. Some obvious jack-ass was trying an ovbious plan, and the government was given warning that he was going to be trying...
THREAD Having Kids
49 Posts • 20408 Views
Philosophy Forum
I suppose, as the father of 11 (youngest will be 1-yr on 6/9), I should stay out of this discussion, but I can't. God didn't create a field full of flowers so that every single blossom would...
THREAD War & TerrorismAmerican warmongers
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Politics & Current Events Forum
The guy had men on the government payroll who's job it was to rape women in front of there husbands and fathers to punish the men. Don't the mass graves bother anyone? I for one don't c...
THREAD IslamThe rights of black and white women in Islam
9 Posts • 3050 Views
Religion Forum
Says Glenda Jackson carrier Oscars awarded by the Queen of Britain and the medal of the highest state medals, which was awarded the British Academy Award, Festival Montreal World says: (The instinct m...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61940 Views
Jokes & Games
*lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* ! Now that's fuckin funny! The Ranch (A little long, but what the hell) A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very g...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61940 Views
Jokes & Games
Saturday morning... Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob hea...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 61940 Views
Jokes & Games
Dying For Sex The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there it was too late and the man had died. Whil...
THREAD God in ReligionWhy Do You NOT Believe In God?
192 Posts • 40633 Views
Religion Forum
Unfortunately I can't find the exact quote saying women must be veiled here's a substitute : "Exodus 3:8Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, ... nor his ass, nor any thing th...
THREAD SUV's
7 Posts • 3862 Views
Talk Talk
I'm no fan of sport utility vehicles. They're not sporty, they're not utilitarian, they're too heavy, they use too much fuel. They're so big the rest of us can't see wher...
THREAD Conscious and Sub-ConsciousConsciousness is just the tip of the iceberg
24 Posts • 12797 Views
Psychology Forum
Thanks for the meditation idea Angel of death. I'll try it next time I'm camping, since there are so many mirrors around here. From what I understand about the brain, consciousness/sub-consciousnes...
THREAD JokesClean fun...
24 Posts • 8872 Views
Jokes & Games
Signs You Are Too Drunk! You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job interfering with your drinking. Your doctor fi...
THREAD God in ReligionLoving, Kind, Forgiving, Blessing God?
35 Posts • 9699 Views
Religion Forum
Well, in that line of thinking, looking at our conversations I am left wondering, what does it say that we are asking these question or seeing these contradictions or imperfections, ya know, the ones...
THREAD Habits & BehaviorWhat Star Are YOU?
42 Posts • 17137 Views
Psychology Forum
I'm a Sagitarius. I don't follow or even look at horoscopes. I do see, however, patterns in my life that are hard to dismiss. These patterns are not me, but in my friends or loved ones. I h...
THREAD GovernmentExcerpt: Do you want to impeach Bush?
2 Posts • 2128 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
A comment found on my blog: Posted by Jodin: Impeach Bush yourself! No Joke. This is much more than just a petition. There's a little known and rarely used clause of the "Jefferson...
THREAD ConspiracyTom Coburn and The Franklin Cover Up
12 Posts • 23510 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
I feel like I'm inside the Matrix Ya, a couple of things have really given me that feeling lately. 1. Watching the Matrix for the first time. 2. 9/11 (and hearing of an FBI agent whistle...
THREAD Society & SociologyWhy must intelligent people be so sarcastic?
64 Posts • 87157 Views
Psychology Forum
I agree with Decius that the majority of sarcasm directed at people is childish and often reeks of insecurity. I've known a number of people who at first glance seem to be people I might want to...
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