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THREAD JokesClean fun...
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Jokes & Games
The Winning Lotto Ticket! A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God fo...
THREAD PhotographyTribute to Life
16 Posts • 9072 Views
Art Forum
I had thought long & hard about it and came to the conclusion that the gate to the drive had to be shut. But then the question of how ski came out to the gate became mute as I realized that it was...
THREAD LawSame Sex Marriage Should Be Legalized Worldwide!
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Politics & Current Events Forum
If 1000 lions with big white teeth charge at you you don't say: look at those 50 lions; they look alright dont they? You think too hard okcitykid - simplicity is brilliance. Wikipedia: M...
THREAD About You / IntroductionsSomething Missing
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I think on this again tonight, but there is much less restlessness and burn. I am once again lacking in exercise, wish I didn't have that extra variable clouding my judgment. I got a new idea....
THREAD SocietyExcerpt: From a wife and a mother and AN ANGRY MARINE
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Wow I just reread your statement angry wife....You were a MARINE you made the War possible. You Signed up to be trained to Kill. Have the decency to admit YOUR part in the war. YOU were not forced int...
THREAD Relationships & LoveLove for 1, 2 or none? - Sincere, FRANK advice needed - Pls reply - TY
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Psychology Forum
*roll* All I can say is your playing a dangerous game. I know because I've actually gone ahead and kissed the guy, touched him, and now my life is a mess. I was friends with a guy from work that...
THREAD Answering Machine Humor
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Jokes & Games
My wife & I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name & number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. A is for academics, B is for beer. O...
THREAD JokesBear in the Woods
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Jokes & Games
This is a joke my father told me. Although a bit raunchy, I found it funny. A hunter is walking in the woods searching for the biggest bear he could find, when he stumbles across a giant brown...
THREAD God in ReligionDoes it add up??
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Religion Forum
The only proof of the nonexistence of God is personal opinion. I may not believe that 1 + 1 = 2 but that doesn't change it's truth, just as not believing in God doesn't change the fact...
THREAD Fall Out Boy- Sugar We're Goin' Down
2 Posts • 1861 Views
Photos, Videos & Music Forum
No joke, when I'm on, I can sing this song perfect. Am I more than you bargained for yet I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear Cause that's just who I am this week...
THREAD ChristianityCatholics vs Christians
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Religion Forum
okcitykid,*confused* interesting, I never heard that statement (most theologians believe that the catholic version) before. I went been to Chatholic church with my ex-wife, even purchased one of the m...
THREAD JokesR-Rated Riddles
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Jokes & Games
*R-RATED RIDDLES* Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in...
THREAD God in ReligionProblems with God
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Religion Forum
Wrong, to the best of all of our knowledge we all live in exactly the same reality and universe, under the same structural laws and physics. Our perception or vision of them is irrelevant to its indep...
THREAD God in Religionwhy do you believe in god?
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Religion Forum
My belief in God is a result of several reasons built together over a period of about 60 years. 1. I was brought up in an Evangelical Christian Church so Chrisitianity is part of my heritage. 2...
THREAD Video GamesEve Online
2 Posts • 2745 Views
Talk Talk
I've been stuck with Eve Online for the past three years. It is the only game that satisfies all my desires in a game, however it, just like every other game, has pros and cons. Pros: No grindin...
THREAD Gender PsychologyIf women ruled the world...
61 Posts • 16728 Views
Psychology Forum
if you went back in time and asked a women there if she would go to the future and live a life where you're the boss do you really think they'd go. My point exactly. Most women don'...
THREAD GovernmentMy Democrat amigos MUST READ!
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Oh my god! Pat...hon...you're an idiot. I can surely return that sentiment, hon. You show your colors everytime you open your rude mouth, but I am no shrinking violet sweetums. And since...
THREAD ConspiracyTom Coburn and The Franklin Cover Up
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Politics & Current Events Forum
There is so much to study - Anyways getting back to my studies I find this: http://okcitykid.brav eblog.com/entry/19184 Telli ng the Franklin Cover Up Story (Continued): From: http://www.ctrl....
THREAD EconomyWhy not tax the Rich?
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Socialist ideals lead to decay & chaos for obvious reason; I will give you a stark example: Cuba This country is what it is because of its property rights philosophy. In 1961, in Habana,...
THREAD Favorite quotes so far.
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Talk Talk
Well, that is the optimist in me speaking. "The behinder I sit here, the longer I get." "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him pass it." "Sometimes y...
THREAD World of Warcraft or Known as WOW !
18 Posts • 10556 Views
Jokes & Games
After jumping from Everquest, Star Wars Galaxies, Runescape, Eve Online I will have to say WoW has something others don't. Charm. All over the place in wow there are social references from Lost to Sw...
THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
202 Posts • 49368 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Actually a homework assignment for a course I'm taking...the style is called "sestina" or the format goes (Last word) 1,2,3,4,5, then 5,1,4,2,3, then 3,5,2,1,4, etc., etc. Quite fun....
THREAD God in ReligionThe Problem of Evil
202 Posts • 41648 Views
Religion Forum
"excluding "evil's" like PLAGUE and "good" like a beautiful sunrise" Why has God let those evils exist which man is not responsible for? Good point DT, perhaps natur...
THREAD GovernmentIs There Really Such A Thing As A Conservative?
53 Posts • 12549 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
I will agree that Clinton is a black mark for the Democrats, Bush Jr isn't exactly a saint. I voted for Reagon the first time. I was living on the east coast and watched the ranks of the homel...
THREAD Society & Sociologyvoyeurism
25 Posts • 7980 Views
Psychology Forum
Likewise the response to Katrina THE RESPONSE, or the media's response, minus the real or not response of Heraldo in referrence to those TRAPPED in the Super Dome, "let them go!"......
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