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THREAD Life & DeathVoluntary Human Extinction Movement
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Philosophy Forum
TO: KGB The following is my evaluation of your April 23, 2009 post. You want to argue linguistics? [ind]Are you spoofing me??? :( Did you know I have an English PhD, and I'm the hea...
THREAD Marijuana Legalized In Canada?
52 Posts • 20673 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
DumbTeen, as our age difference shows we were brought up with very different social peers and values. My generation looked at cigarettes and alcohol as signs of maturity, imitating the adults among yo...
THREAD IslamWhat's Wrong With Islams Leaders?
85 Posts • 22871 Views
Religion Forum
There are a lot of good Jews who feel ashamed of what has and continues to occur. It is the politicians who promote this for God only knows why politicians are so stupid. Both me and my wife have l...
THREAD Is Wal Mart Good For America?
7 Posts • 3440 Views
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I've worked at a Wal-Mart for over a year before, they constantly lay off people, constantly cut hours, while I was there restructured benefits to where health care you have to pay over a couple...
THREAD BooksDa Vinci Code
26 Posts • 11907 Views
Talk Talk
***SPOILER*** I've skim read this book. Dan Brown seems to have the ability of keeping you in suspense. And I sensed this. I was more keen to try and get behind the story to the fecats though....
THREAD Stop Bagging The Whales
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In 2002, off the coast of France, a beached whale was found to have 800 kilos of plastic bags in its stomach. To keep things like this from happening, my wife takes her plastic bags to the library...
THREAD ChristianityWas Christ really resurrected?
67 Posts • 17191 Views
Religion Forum
"O gosh....you have not one clue about any of it do you?" Careful, your arrogance is showing. Be honest.....I wanted to leave awhile...BUT was asked to return." Don't ev...
THREAD EconomyWhat Economic Governmental Sytem Works Best and How?
24 Posts • 12351 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Thx thank you for sharing that example, I worked in a doctors office for a long time almost three years I got along with the Doctors and we were all chummy, but I had wrote a research paper on the...
THREAD ChristianityWTF Christianity
6 Posts • 2899 Views
Religion Forum
Christianity (cathlics ecspeically) makes things up as it goes, the hole relgion is a shame, they tell their followers what they want as they want as they see fit in accordance with there struggle to...
THREAD Wolf Larsen & Shakespeare on a Hot Date Together in Boys' Town
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Canto 9 by Wolf Larsen Is it a pagan Catholicism to wet the sheets with wonderful dreams? All those millions of dreams consuming you in a single life... Heavenly Penis! If pEnis-waRt-mounTains wil...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
34 Posts • 89686 Views
Psychology Forum
111. How they plant. In late December 2000, in bank statement I found a check (amount 5000) paid by my wife to her company. I asked her what was it for. My wife said she had bought a house in her...
THREAD War & TerrorismAbout the war......
56 Posts • 17901 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Dingle is right on this matter. Saddam Hussein is evil yet there is no actual threat to the United States. Chemical weapons were used but they were used with the blessing of the United States. And the...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
34 Posts • 89686 Views
Psychology Forum
76. Installing something in car (7/21) Since I found they try to murder me by microwave radiation in car, I abandoned driving at last. The car my wife drove had a lot of trouble in late 1998. To av...
THREAD GovernmentObama is a Communist - should we really vote for him?
23 Posts • 5392 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
awaken What is socialism then? I think socialism if done correctly should be very close to how the France runs its self (but not identical). I believe in a capitalistic market (its the only kind...
THREAD Ethics & MoralityWar - What The Hell Is It Good For
164 Posts • 32522 Views
Philosophy Forum
"but none of their mistreatments was ordered by Bush - it was done by morally imperfect soldiers." This is not something we can know, for a few reasons, one, how soldiers are trained affe...
THREAD SPC Schwarz
6 Posts • 3127 Views
Jokes & Games
> When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony 'Romper Bomper Stomper > Boo' is probably not appropriate. > > Nerve gas is not funny. > > Crucifixes do not w...
THREAD Habits & BehaviorThe Acceptance of Bullshit
0 Posts • 4671 Views
Psychology Forum
Other than a painful insistance on trying to be completely honest from a very young age even at the cost of people's feelings, it was probably more painful for me because I also have a gift for k...
THREAD ChristianityAll those with a good knowledge of christianity, please post.
3 Posts • 11300 Views
Religion Forum
a) Good point - something to think about. (However the Christian interpretation is that the Son of God entered into a human body and suffered a human death to gain understanding of this and to pay the...
THREAD The "What probably is = what is" fallacy
31 Posts • 9218 Views
Psychology Forum
Well after I read your post I put on my lucky loony toons boxers and headed to the nearest casino. I went to the roulette table like you instructed and started putting money on 27. No luck! I lost eve...
THREAD ConspiracyDid the government create AIDS?
26 Posts • 32017 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
If the government created aids what benefits did they get out of this? Regulate human population isn't something that governments are generally concerned with(except China). Um, no. You are...
THREAD SocietyKhat, your thourghts?
22 Posts • 6115 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
MugenNoKarayami - Jeet Kune Do...? Amazing... I'm impressed... I hope you've had a chance to read Master Bruce's writings... One comes to mind... "...This and that... and the di...
THREAD ChristianityMisrepresentation
81 Posts • 21452 Views
Religion Forum
wesdawgy said:the Catholics took plenty of stuff out, and changed alot of stuff. Not really. If you look at Catholic Bibles and compare them to Protestant Bibles, or even to their Hebrew/Greek parall...
THREAD God in ReligionProve the existence of god
52 Posts • 12822 Views
Religion Forum
I am so pissed off right now because I just spent ages writing a response that I was really happy with and when I went to post it I had been logged off and I lost it all and I'm not sure I can be...
THREAD SocietyExcerpt: From a wife and a mother and AN ANGRY MARINE
6 Posts • 3055 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
I will say one thing. Rebuilding Iraq Is not the United States Job. That's precisely why I didn't Join the Army 3 years ago. I scored like a 92 on the asvab...Not sure how hard that is or an...
THREAD ChristianityHow the Catholic Church evolved.
40 Posts • 18143 Views
Religion Forum
An historian told me while I was taking a tour of the Roman Catacombs that Caesar (I don't know which one) converted to Christianity and became the first pope to the new Roman Catholic Church. Th...
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