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THREAD GovernmentIs There Really Such A Thing As A Conservative?
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It looks like you did some research into this - I'm glad :) I don't know if it was sold, buried, destroyed or moved out of country. The problem was that Saddam was not transparent in his...
THREAD War & TerrorismWith The Help of the U.S. Army, Iriqis Have Developed Pots and Pans That Glow In The Dark
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Politics & Current Events Forum
I shook the hand of an Iraq citizen Raed Jarrar who was in Baghdad when "Shock & Awe" bombing began the current war. Raed Jarrar is now a tax paying American citizen, a voter and dire...
THREAD Gender PsychologyWhat Is Wrong With Being A Slut
37 Posts • 14929 Views
Psychology Forum
"Why is it that when a male sleeps around - he is known as a "stud", conversly when a female sleeps around - she is known as a "slut" ?! Can anyone say Double-standard?"...
THREAD EconomyEducate Yourself About Money
34 Posts • 9888 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
LOVE could, would, and should be the incentive, and the friendships it creates would provide the security and trust. With out the need to set a value on things, there would be not one thing more valua...
THREAD Gender PsychologyMen Intimidated By Strong Women
3 Posts • 16423 Views
Psychology Forum
The world of men and women, I think, IS very frustrating. I think you have to just accept that on every single level part of being a man is feeling like you bring something to the table, you're p...
THREAD StoriesA short story
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Joey looked down at his watch. 22:51, only 9 minutes until he had to be home. Oh well, he thought, as he closed the book he had been reading and shoved it into his pack. Might as well head home to see...
THREAD ElectionsRemarkable State of the Union Speech...
85 Posts • 21549 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
"Just because I am 1/2 British does not mean I endorse British policies. But then you agree Arabs have reason to hate you? " No I don't agree Arabs have reason to hate the US. Nor do...
THREAD SPC Schwarz
6 Posts • 3127 Views
Jokes & Games
> I should not use government resources to 'waterproof' dirty magazines. > > Radioactive material should not be stored in the barracks. > > I should not teach other soldie...
THREAD English???
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Talk Talk
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You m...
THREAD Arming & Aiding Nutjobs & Dictators
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I forgot to mention hiring them, including convicted felons and war criminals. Besides hiring Nazis, Mob, Terrorists, Dictators, etc. some of these beauties are simply recycled garbage. Now, eve...
THREAD People hate vegetarians
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Sleepingwraith, good to speak and debate with you again. I'm heartened to learn that somewhere people are actually taking classes on ethics and humanities. There's hope in the world yet. And...
THREAD Science vs ReligionEVOLUTION
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Religion Forum
HA HA HA..... It is pretty funny when it happens though! DumbTeen wrote: "True, we are different. But it seems (at least to me) that parts of us are so animal like to think we are different i...
THREAD GovernmentBush and God's will...
28 Posts • 7887 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
>>>Was the war justified? Blatantly not. You wage war as a >>>reaction to something. You don't wage war out of the >>>blue for imaginary reasons after 10 years of p...
THREAD Raven & Turtle
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Raven & Turtle are truly the 'Odd Couple' if there ever were a mismatched pair, they are it. As friends, they find a mutual challenge in their discussions. Raven's keen eye & qu...
THREAD StoriesThe Poker Game
5 Posts • 3512 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
RED She walks the path to her car after a long day, a day of filling orders, fielding phone calls, writing memos, and watching the second hand of the old plastic clock on the wall tick closer and c...
THREAD Society & SociologyThe Use of Insult
0 Posts • 915 Views
Psychology Forum
The problem with name calling though is that it is inherently dishonest. Saying "fuck" to express frustration is not dishonest because it is the manifestation of emotion. However cal...
THREAD PoetryEchoes
258 Posts • 66701 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Epilouge To Love holy heaven minds of men thinking clearly lie agian falling safely safety net hardly landing bouncing in you made your choice willingly you understood it don't...
THREAD Ponderisms
6 Posts • 6800 Views
Jokes & Games
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got thes...
THREAD Cliqueless
0 Posts • 5643 Views
Philosophy Forum
a voice of reason, poor decius.... if a statement is false even once, it cannot be considered "true" MANY LIKE DECIUS TRY TO HIDE THEIR LACK LUSTER INTELLECTS WITH RACE AND OTHER ISMS...
THREAD Mental Metamorphesas- A Cacoon Of Revalation
7 Posts • 2837 Views
Philosophy Forum
~ Pupa Ria ~ I can geniuinely appreciate the finesse' with which you integrated your point of view with what has stood out to you concerning the issue at hand... Experiences have also taug...
THREAD Forrest Gump - Winston Groom
1 Posts • 4312 Views
Talk Talk
My take on this crazy novel: Forrest Gump introduces himself. He is an idiot with an IQ of 70. He is from Mobile, Alabama. He is named after Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Civil War General. Forrest r...
THREAD SocietyAmerica, Americans and Patriotism
0 Posts • 3112 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
There is another offshoot of our government, also influenced by corporate america, and this would be referred to as the shadow government, our secret government that makes up so much of our military b...
THREAD ChristianityCellphone VS Bible
41 Posts • 13631 Views
Religion Forum
Ironwood, since you did not understand the meaning of my first post, I felt it only fair to give you the benefit of the doubt and add a second post but since you failed to understand me on either poin...
THREAD Society & SociologyNot all Muslims are terrorists,so end your hatred!
68 Posts • 35695 Views
Psychology Forum
But we cannot overlook the fact that many of the reasons that these people have for hating us are based on biased opinions from radical muslim clerics who use relegion as an excuse to attack innocent...
THREAD ChristianityCellphone VS Bible
41 Posts • 13631 Views
Religion Forum
First I wrote so little and to me it seemed you pulled it out of context and misunderstood everything I wrote. As I explained I commented beyond your statements, as they were, as I stated, ambiguou...
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