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THREAD Atheism & AgnosticismHands up if you are an atheist
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this post of yours has rather funny timing leftwood. just last night i had a very elaborate discussion with a friend of mine about god and how people experience it. he got in to something that i re...
THREAD Christianitychristians?
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Religion Forum
It makes more sense that He was always there than it does to think that He made Himself. Why because you say so? I don't think so, neither make much sense is my point, you just accept one b...
THREAD ElectionsGeorge Bush is a Giant
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He took the fight to the desert. Fanatic Muslim scum has been attracted there as if by a magnet. I wouldn't bother responding but such an ignorant statement creates its own demands. Fanatic...
THREAD God in ReligionGOD
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Religion Forum
I would have to say that the Christian god really does suck. I have noticed that "god" has some pretty funny ideas. For one it seems that according to it first we are supposed to love people...
THREAD GovernmentIs There Really Such A Thing As A Conservative?
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Politics & Current Events Forum
I will agree that Clinton is a black mark for the Democrats, Bush Jr isn't exactly a saint. I voted for Reagon the first time. I was living on the east coast and watched the ranks of the homel...
THREAD Who needs friends when you can write bad poetry?
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Yeah, that's better. I know that last one was really long. I couldn't stop myself when I wrote it at the time. Someone might be wondering about the title of this thread. It's the lyr...
THREAD I pose a conundrum to you..
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What if there's someone in my life that is utterly convinced that he's good for me and won't stop anything short of attempting to show it to me? I don't want it. In fact, after our...
THREAD SocietyJoe Stack Flies his Plane into an IRS Building
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Politics & Current Events Forum
I can see you like the Idea of my country "crumbling" unfortunately we were "crumbling before ww1. Fought ww2 next and came out WAY on top. You're view of crumbling is a kick in th...
THREAD Physics & CosmologyExcerp: Cosmology
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Science & Technology Forum
Primordial energy and matter flew in all directions. It cooled. Gas clouds condensed into galaxies. Galaxies are aggregates of stars, the building blocks of the universe. Perhaps a minor consideration...
THREAD IslamIslam.
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Religion Forum
In Islam, the requirement to be a Muslim is to simply accept and live according to the 'Straight Path' (6:151-153), Vs. the Sunni or Shia 5-pillars which come from unauthorized books...Hmm . . funny t...
THREAD Society & SociologyRacism on SNL
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Psychology Forum
"The problem is, TheTruth is the bullshit US politics dictate that anything deflamatory about US enemies is totally fine, but even a tiny inkling of anti-us publicity is punnished gravely. Th...
THREAD Does Time Exist?
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Philosophy Forum
ekimup its been a while. I see you couldn't resist coming back here. Neither could I. I think that no matter how hard we try we cant stop questioning things. I often find myself slippin...
THREAD A very good night
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>.>; I remember DMT well. very well actually. Except mine was much more intense length wise. I had been taken by other beings who were interested in my thought patterns while on this drug...
THREAD PLEASE GUYS I NEED HELP ..WYOTE, LEFTWOOD,DECIUS
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Okay I had the scariest night of my life I have only had 3 hours sleep so bear with me.. My best friend (hes like my heterosexual soul mate) has had problems with his girlfriend lately; he loves her...
THREAD DrugsTry Marijuana - you shouldn't like it.
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Psychology Forum
for some people weed can cause psychosis if they have a predisposition towards psychosis in them or some trauma in their past. Weed also increases serotonin levels which is part of the reason people a...
THREAD LawSame Sex Marriage Should Be Legalized Worldwide!
59 Posts • 22054 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
lol. This is my opinion - not forced - just stated. Surely in a free democracy voicing your opinion is one of the most importat things? Or maybe not...perhaps if I don't like something I shou...
THREAD Life & Deathwhat is your theory on life?
270 Posts • 54953 Views
Philosophy Forum
Ha..its funny that you refer to my posts as essays. I do consider them brilliant peices of work, from my limited perception. But brilliance is domesticate insanity. And i'm not at all proud of...
THREAD Writing on the subject of your Authentic Self.
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Me and my roomate at college are very different. He's kind of a jock (works out and plays sports and all that) and seems to like everything that's loud. As for me, I'm skinny and really...
THREAD SocietyThe Capitalism Debate!!!!
95 Posts • 29029 Views
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"Nature has many examples of individual sacrifice for the groub, as well as cooperative organization instead of competative?" I don't mean that capitalist societies in nature are the m...
THREAD ElectionsHow kerry won
14 Posts • 3524 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Man you guys are just as bad as the guys you bitch about, doesn't that bother you, you support everything your candidate says and debunk everything of the others and yet you laugh and go right on...
THREAD Spiritualitycoincidence or what?
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Religion Forum
hey do little things ever happen to you that make you think WOW maybe there is a god or something out there? or is it just coincidence? anyway, ive got two stories, the first was a couple of weeks...
THREAD Present soundtracks of your life?
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I have this thing, where each month, I burn a CD of all the songs I listened to continuously through that month and it's funny because they always reflect the sort of drama or events that I was g...
THREAD Human Nature & EmotionPartners In Life
27 Posts • 7902 Views
Philosophy Forum
Well Vigil, I'll give you two examples. A literal one and an abstract one. Both of which have to do with my assumptions on the power of environment, something else I'm going to talk about...
THREAD Science vs ReligionEVOLUTION
226 Posts • 63575 Views
Religion Forum
okcitykid, I don't know how you do it. You always seem to manage to come across so calmly. People tell me I tend to get blunt. I'm sorry if you think I'm being disrespectful of others opin...
THREAD Life & DeathLife: Is it now? Is it then? Is it to come?
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Philosophy Forum
*dead* I started reading this and was fairly impressed. Very sophisticated thoughts I thought for someone so young. And then I started to get bored because there was just so much of it!! First of all...
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