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THREAD JokesKids are too funny*may be offensive to some
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Jokes & Games
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean Play. The first little boy was to say "My fair maiden....I have come to snatc...
THREAD Life & Deathwhat is your theory on life?
270 Posts • 54788 Views
Philosophy Forum
what is fate? other than a lack of a better word for everything is supposed to happen the way you choose! You design your next move through whatever minute action is made....Fate is not a factor in li...
THREAD I like girls!
24 Posts • 8011 Views
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"no problem. i admit i've a fear of queers... " "reason being is they are 'wrong' for one and i think it's a 'mental defect'' " i feel a ne...
THREAD Relationships & LoveChrisD
16 Posts • 6200 Views
Psychology Forum
I didn't "mock" anybody, I made a joke at a funny picture. Guess jokes aren't allowed to be made if wanna talk about racism, or lonelyness for that matter. Dawn, why are you tryi...
THREAD AstronomySuns Boiling, and Black Holes Freezing…
23 Posts • 6618 Views
Science & Technology Forum
Yes as a matter of fact I did have to calculate the exposure factor. http://www.largeformatphotog raphy.info/bellows-factor.html a) When the camera is focused at infinity, note a point on the camer...
THREAD God in ReligionWhy would god need worship?
11 Posts • 6195 Views
Religion Forum
First of all thanks james008 atleast sombody appreciates it lol Manbible- without death life would be meaningless. We would have no need for adaption for survival. Funny anouth but the ouroburus...
THREAD PoetrySecurity in lies
33 Posts • 9038 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Simple kids sitting in a bar on stool thats crooked on the right side I sat there for my high school years Drinking myself away A tab under different names for a man brushed in black and white Liv...
THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
202 Posts • 49222 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
The conference of the unknown makes people quick to judge. They gather and babble, not quite sure what the topic is. Comparing and sharing unrestricted thoughts, As acceptable nonsense is deemed...
THREAD God in ReligionDoes GOD Not Existed?
171 Posts • 41958 Views
Religion Forum
Its people like you that when explorers find a new land mass filled with new colored people that can't talk to you right and explain that they wonder why they exist and that they are people too,...
THREAD ChristianityThe fraud of Christianity
102 Posts • 23952 Views
Religion Forum
I'm still waiting for your great wisdom, you offer none, yet you ask for wisdom from me to insult me with it. I plead the fifth, You think your so smart to insult me then you're smart enough...
THREAD Society & SociologyI just can't tolerate STUPID people!
184 Posts • 76746 Views
Psychology Forum
stupid people-stories? here we go (it's not like austria would have a lack of stupid people*gg*): today my latin-teacher asked in class:"can frogs dive?" -no, goddammit, they die i...
THREAD Paranormal & PseudoscienceMEMES!!!!
12 Posts • 3601 Views
Science & Technology Forum
If you continue looking at memes as parasites, then critical thinking and skepticism become a sort of immune system for the mind (funny thing is, I think some skeptics have become so skeptical that it...
THREAD BooksCatcher in the Rye
28 Posts • 15268 Views
Talk Talk
I just read the book a couple of days ago, whoever said that it was an intriguing book was right. I read it in only two nights. Funny thing is that I followed the comment by someone advising to read P...
THREAD War & TerrorismTo The SwiftBoat Vets For Truth
97 Posts • 22421 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
"No you can't vote if you have a dishonorable discharge or run for public office " Like usual, you dont have a clue what you are talking about! Of course you can vote if you have bee...
THREAD Life & DeathIf your a clone do you have a soul?
41 Posts • 19176 Views
Philosophy Forum
have you ever seen that movie multipicity? very funny, but that is beside the point. there is a part of the movie that kind of blew me away when i watched it and i want to know what you think: the ma...
THREAD Physics & CosmologyQuantum Physics Double Slit Experiment
50 Posts • 16851 Views
Science & Technology Forum
Just a thought but . . . photon emission is stated as the result of a single electron then the aspect of elements having particular spectral emissions then the line spectrum must be the results of the...
THREAD a page of new randomn jokes i wrote today
4 Posts • 2483 Views
Jokes & Games
Tell me whats funny i do standup. Being half irish and half blaclk i already know what im going to name my kid. Shawanda o nailey. Being half black and half white i get these urges i always mak...
THREAD SocietyFacts vs Bush-Bashing
13 Posts • 4383 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Again, all your accusations fit most firmly on yourself. Stop pointing fingers because people are standing up to you. You apparently are the one in desire of people simply aggreeing with your posis...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsI Hate Cheating
12 Posts • 7205 Views
Psychology Forum
Lately at my high school I have noticed guys/girls cheating on each other. And really, among people my age, this is actually starting to be considered normal and not such a big deal. BULL SHIT. To me,...
THREAD The importance of university and higher education?
18 Posts • 9057 Views
Talk Talk
I going to apologies first off and I' m not offended if you don't continue reading because this post is a rant on university education, more specifically university professors. I going dub my professo...
THREAD Thank You and Merry Christmas
2 Posts • 3100 Views
Talk Talk
HEY i know it might not seem important to you but it really is to me and i'm not trying to "waste the bandwidth" either i'd just like to thank everyone for being here i...
THREAD SocietyThe Capitalism Debate!!!!
95 Posts • 28967 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Exactly, Vietnam and Korea were more or less the same. In both cases America supported undemocratic regimes to contain communism. Don't confuse one with the other because they did end very differ...
THREAD God in ReligionWhy Do You NOT Believe In God?
192 Posts • 40489 Views
Religion Forum
firstly I know about the new and old testaments and the many people I just didn't say that cause that was a funny in my head that I let out. But still I do mean very specifically as to whether...
THREAD War & TerrorismFreedom fighters, or terrorists?
22 Posts • 11168 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Tanker, I have to admit to certain prejudice. I still question the CIA (black ops) in regard to 911? These and other valid questions have not been answered. Closed sessions do little more than promote...
THREAD God in Religionproofs for God's existence
23 Posts • 7350 Views
Religion Forum
"i'm not sure i follow. you're saying that since life is nesasary to observe the universe the universe has to have life and hence is probable? that may be completely wrong, but i didnt...
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