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Tagged > Larsen
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Poetry
My Neighbor's Dog for President!
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My Neighbor's Dog for President! A Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf
Larsen
So come November you can choose between some white Republican motherfucker and some black Democratic motherfucker...
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Poetry
Kicking around Shakespeare
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Canto 4 by Wolf
Larsen
Ugly loveliness, why do you collapse like a hungry angry moon? Upon peanut-butter-classical-music? While Nature's tornado songs bequest you thousands of talking door kn...
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Poetry
What's so Great about Shakespeare!
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I've written a series of cantos based on William Shakespeare's sonnets. I believe my cantos are better. Many of the people I've read here on Captain Cynic today are better than Shake...
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Stories
"FIRE!"
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"FIRE!" a short story by Wolf
Larsen
The crowd of protesters, some of them veterans, stood facing the soldiers. The crowd of protesters saw a row of machine guns pointed at them. One...
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Sweet Husband-Swapping Goddess
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Canto 8 by Wolf
Larsen
Music gives birth to a child, and the music dies sadly? All the wars of joy & delight for war profiteers, the bombs exploding in air. And why must we labor for the bour...
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Scripts
Screenplay World War III
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God and the Devil Dancing through World War Three Together A Screenplay by Wolf
Larsen
The screenwriter is walking across a burning urban landscape filled with ruins. There is blood everywhere...
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Poetry
Cute poem
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Cute Poem Re: Change of Management Cooperative Committee Central Park Luxury Towers New York, NY Dear Sirs & Madams: I would like to evict a multimillionaire from Central Park Luxury Towers...
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Poetry
Their Crimes
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Their Crimes a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf
Larsen
They invented the atomic bomb They tested their new weapon of mass destruction on the people of Hiroshima & Nagasaki They escalat...
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Stories
Patriotic Duty
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Patriotic Duty A short story by Wolf
Larsen
The fancy sports car pulled up to the curb. An older man in hip clothes and a younger woman in a sexy dress get out of the car. She is his "girlfri...
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Poetry
Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners
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Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners Shoving Their Religion Down Everybody Else's Throats a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf
Larsen
I'm not concerned w...
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Poetry
A Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Manifesto
3 Posts • 2781 Views
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A Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Manifesto by Wolf
Larsen
1) Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Zippity-Boppity-Hoppity-Sing! 2) Tomorrow is the zip-zap-zing that we should all bop about!! 3)...
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Creative Musings
Cops Beating up Strikers on the Picket Line
1 Posts • 4602 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Asses in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse Part five of a musical by Wolf
Larsen
Meanwhile, while the ass sings a group of striking workers & cops start having...
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Stories
Liberal Poopsy-Doddley-Do & Conservative Poopsy-Doodle-Dee
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Liberal Poopsy-Doddley-Do & Conservative Poopsy-Doodle-Dee a prose poem by Wolf
Larsen
The President of the United States of America was shitting McDonald's hamburgers onto the assembly l...
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Stories
Uncle Sam's Whorehouse (part 3)
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The Orgy of Pigs, Elephants, & Donkeys in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse Part Three by Wolf
Larsen
And the man with the herpes sore sings: "Nevermind all that! I've got a problem far m...
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The Monologue Blood & Semen
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from BLOOD & SEMEN The Monologue by Wolf
Larsen
Written in Kolkata (Calcutta), India Hand pulled rickshaws in 2005 and endless stray dogs and hordes of people sleeping everywhere on the side...
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Poetry
Is That Revolution in the Air?
1 Posts • 1919 Views
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Is that Revolution in the Air? A poem by Wolf
Larsen
Our ancestors begin talking all their monologues at once! There are monologues of strong mighty construction laborers who built the world &...
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Stories
GENERAL STRIKE! (An American abroad)
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GENERAL STRIKE, or an American abroad a short story by Wolf
Larsen
(Based on a personal experience) He woke up. Where was he? The sun was out already! It's so quiet... He looked around hi...
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Stories
An All-American Man Having an All-American Experience
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An All-American Man Having an All-American Experience a short story by Wolf
Larsen
The pains in his lower abdomen area had been going on for months when Mark decided he finally had to do something...
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A Religious Orgy
1 Posts • 3356 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Donkeys in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse part 8 of a musical by Wolf
Larsen
And then all the attractive men & women jump on stage again singing-yelling out...
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Scripts
Multimedia - delicious oozing words!
1 Posts • 2456 Views
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An excerpt from Conversations with My New Friends at the Graveyard Multimedia/Collage by Wolf
Larsen
A Play/Novel/Poem/Musical/Sculpt ure/Monlogue/ Symphony/Mural/ Opera/Movie/Postmodern Dance/...
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Stories
Pricks Cunts & Motherfuckers: the Novel about New York City
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Pricks Cunts & Motherfuckers: the Novel about New York City by Wolf
Larsen
I was working as a catering waiter at a fashion show in Greenwich Connecticut for the day. The skinny skinny models...
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Stories
That Foul Smell on the Waterfront
1 Posts • 2971 Views
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That Foul Smell on the Waterfront a short story by Wolf
Larsen
(I worked as a longshoreman for 10 years. This story is based on an actual experience. There is one big difference between this story...
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Stories
The Big Orgy on Capitol Hill
3 Posts • 4211 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Donkeys in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse part seven of a musical by Wolf
Larsen
That's when the two political candidates (the ass & big fat elephant)...
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Government
Obama/Bush are World's Biggest Terrorists!
16 Posts • 6339 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Capitalism sucks! Who are the Real Terrorists?! By Wolf
Larsen
Under the Bush and Obama administrations the people of Iraq and Afghanistan have suffered horrible terrorism from the American war mach...
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Society
Capitalism Sucks! Sexual Puritanism Sucks!
1 Posts • 2959 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Capitalism Sucks! Sexual Puritanism Sucks! By Wolf
Larsen
American Capitalism is characterized by sexual puritanism. In a case that was recently in the news a 45-year-old woman was put on trial for...
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