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THREAD PoetryMy Neighbor's Dog for President!
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 My Neighbor's Dog for President! A Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen So come November you can choose between some white Republican motherfucker and some black Democratic motherfucker...
THREAD PoetryKicking around Shakespeare
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 Canto 4 by Wolf Larsen Ugly loveliness, why do you collapse like a hungry angry moon? Upon peanut-butter-classical-music? While Nature's tornado songs bequest you thousands of talking door kn...
THREAD PoetryWhat's so Great about Shakespeare!
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 I've written a series of cantos based on William Shakespeare's sonnets. I believe my cantos are better. Many of the people I've read here on Captain Cynic today are better than Shake...
THREAD Stories"FIRE!"
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 "FIRE!" a short story by Wolf Larsen The crowd of protesters, some of them veterans, stood facing the soldiers. The crowd of protesters saw a row of machine guns pointed at them. One...
THREAD Sweet Husband-Swapping Goddess
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 Canto 8 by Wolf Larsen Music gives birth to a child, and the music dies sadly? All the wars of joy & delight for war profiteers, the bombs exploding in air. And why must we labor for the bour...
THREAD ScriptsScreenplay World War III
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 God and the Devil Dancing through World War Three Together A Screenplay by Wolf Larsen The screenwriter is walking across a burning urban landscape filled with ruins. There is blood everywhere...
THREAD PoetryCute poem
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 Cute Poem Re: Change of Management Cooperative Committee Central Park Luxury Towers New York, NY Dear Sirs & Madams: I would like to evict a multimillionaire from Central Park Luxury Towers...
THREAD PoetryTheir Crimes
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 Their Crimes a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen They invented the atomic bomb They tested their new weapon of mass destruction on the people of Hiroshima & Nagasaki They escalat...
THREAD StoriesPatriotic Duty
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 Patriotic Duty A short story by Wolf Larsen The fancy sports car pulled up to the curb. An older man in hip clothes and a younger woman in a sexy dress get out of the car. She is his "girlfri...
THREAD PoetryBrainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners Shoving Their Religion Down Everybody Else's Throats a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen I'm not concerned w...
THREAD PoetryA Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Manifesto
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 A Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Manifesto by Wolf Larsen 1) Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Zippity-Boppity-Hoppity-Sing! 2) Tomorrow is the zip-zap-zing that we should all bop about!! 3)...
THREAD Creative MusingsCops Beating up Strikers on the Picket Line
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Asses in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse Part five of a musical by Wolf Larsen Meanwhile, while the ass sings a group of striking workers & cops start having...
THREAD StoriesLiberal Poopsy-Doddley-Do & Conservative Poopsy-Doodle-Dee
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 Liberal Poopsy-Doddley-Do & Conservative Poopsy-Doodle-Dee a prose poem by Wolf Larsen The President of the United States of America was shitting McDonald's hamburgers onto the assembly l...
THREAD StoriesUncle Sam's Whorehouse (part 3)
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 The Orgy of Pigs, Elephants, & Donkeys in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse Part Three by Wolf Larsen And the man with the herpes sore sings: "Nevermind all that! I've got a problem far m...
THREAD The Monologue Blood & Semen
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 from BLOOD & SEMEN The Monologue by Wolf Larsen Written in Kolkata (Calcutta), India Hand pulled rickshaws in 2005 and endless stray dogs and hordes of people sleeping everywhere on the side...
THREAD PoetryIs That Revolution in the Air?
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 Is that Revolution in the Air? A poem by Wolf Larsen Our ancestors begin talking all their monologues at once! There are monologues of strong mighty construction laborers who built the world &...
THREAD StoriesGENERAL STRIKE! (An American abroad)
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 GENERAL STRIKE, or an American abroad a short story by Wolf Larsen (Based on a personal experience) He woke up. Where was he? The sun was out already! It's so quiet... He looked around hi...
THREAD StoriesAn All-American Man Having an All-American Experience
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 An All-American Man Having an All-American Experience a short story by Wolf Larsen The pains in his lower abdomen area had been going on for months when Mark decided he finally had to do something...
THREAD A Religious Orgy
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Donkeys in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse part 8 of a musical by Wolf Larsen And then all the attractive men & women jump on stage again singing-yelling out...
THREAD ScriptsMultimedia - delicious oozing words!
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 An excerpt from Conversations with My New Friends at the Graveyard Multimedia/Collage by Wolf Larsen A Play/Novel/Poem/Musical/Sculpt ure/Monlogue/ Symphony/Mural/ Opera/Movie/Postmodern Dance/...
THREAD StoriesPricks Cunts & Motherfuckers: the Novel about New York City
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 Pricks Cunts & Motherfuckers: the Novel about New York City by Wolf Larsen I was working as a catering waiter at a fashion show in Greenwich Connecticut for the day. The skinny skinny models...
THREAD StoriesThat Foul Smell on the Waterfront
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 That Foul Smell on the Waterfront a short story by Wolf Larsen (I worked as a longshoreman for 10 years. This story is based on an actual experience. There is one big difference between this story...
THREAD StoriesThe Big Orgy on Capitol Hill
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Stories & Poetry Forum		 The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Donkeys in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse part seven of a musical by Wolf Larsen That's when the two political candidates (the ass & big fat elephant)...
THREAD GovernmentObama/Bush are World's Biggest Terrorists!
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Politics & Current Events Forum		 Capitalism sucks! Who are the Real Terrorists?! By Wolf Larsen Under the Bush and Obama administrations the people of Iraq and Afghanistan have suffered horrible terrorism from the American war mach...
THREAD SocietyCapitalism Sucks! Sexual Puritanism Sucks!
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Politics & Current Events Forum		 Capitalism Sucks! Sexual Puritanism Sucks! By Wolf Larsen American Capitalism is characterized by sexual puritanism. In a case that was recently in the news a 45-year-old woman was put on trial for...
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