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THREAD PoetryWorship the Sun! Worship Love!
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The Sun I reach up over the sky I grab at your thoughts I smash the world I wrestle the phrases of poetry into rivers of enigmas that fall all over you I discover all the hallucinations and dizzy...
THREAD PoetryDong Dong Dong!
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Dong Dong Dong! A poem by Wolf Larsen She was as reversed as a gh-jik-lomp! Flew like a used tire on a flying somewhere! But she had no Deeeroooonnng Klipeeteee Ding Ding Ding Ding! And that'...
THREAD PoetryBeezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop a poem by Wolf Larsen Woooooooooow! Heeeeeeeeey! Oh my schnocks! Schneeepadeeee, whooopaaaaaaaaa!! Wow zip! Wow zip! Who can the who? Who? Fliiiiiinngggg! Fla...
THREAD online poetry that zings & zaps & zips!
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Hallucinations Attacking the Sunlight By Wolf Larsen I think of your smile wrapping around the world in a massacre of happiness, (the windows are thousands of panicking eyes), you plant your kis...
THREAD PoetryWolf Larsen & Shakespeare Having Fun at a Gay Bathhouse Together
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Canto 7 by Wolf Larsen Ho! In the orient when the infectious light Lifts up all his syphilis roaring heads, each with dozens of eyes Giving homage to all the great pornographic Poets now appearin...
THREAD Wolf Larsen & Shakespeare on a Hot Date Together in Boys' Town
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Canto 9 by Wolf Larsen Is it a pagan Catholicism to wet the sheets with wonderful dreams? All those millions of dreams consuming you in a single life... Heavenly Penis! If pEnis-waRt-mounTains wil...
THREAD PoetryFriendship poem
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Big hugs for everybody! Hello! I've been gone for a while - I blasted off to a different universe - but now I'm back! Yippee! Here's a poem! And here's to friendship! Discussin...
THREAD PoetrySweet Poem Oh! AAAH! Oh – Oh – Oh!
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George Washington Urinating in the Middle of Richard J. Daley Plaza A Sweet Poem by Wolf Larsen George Washington jumped out of a coin in your pocket and begin walking alongside of you down the str...
THREAD PoetryWolf Larsen & Shakespeare Dancing at the Gay Pride Parade Together
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Canto 6 by Wolf Larsen Let 6,000,000 tirades raaage before your face! Because in you lives the summer, which is a distillery of horny-delight! Making sweet vials of imaginary skies; which seethes...
THREAD PoetryEat the Cook's Brians poem
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Getting Shot on a Beautiful Sunny Day A Poem By Wolf Larsen A cook took his brains out of his head and served it as an abstract painting to the restaurant's diners, once they ate the abstract pa...
THREAD StoriesHis Name was Henry
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His Name was Henry a short story by Wolf Larsen His name was Henry. He was walking down the street to the bus stop. Henry had just finished a long day at work and now he was free. Free! Henry...
THREAD StoriesChange of Management
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Change of Management A short story by Wolf Larsen I walked into McDonald's, and who should be there in front of me but former president George Bush dressed up as Ronald McDonald the clown! &...
THREAD PoetryDutch Harbor, Alaska
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DUTCH HARBOR, ALASKA A poem by Wolf Larsen You watch as thousands of ceiling people begin cutting your body up into dinner pieces (like the thunderstorm inside your living room)? So you write disi...
THREAD PoetryProse Poem Earthquakes Rearranging Your Head
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Throw Your Sweetness into the Pan – and Cook All Your Emotions Until There's Earthquakes Re-arranging Your Head A poem by Wolf Larsen The poem wants to be every sky that the human race has ever t...
THREAD Poetry book that's devouring eyeballs!
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Sculptures of Pleasure By Wolf Larsen She looked at me, but there were eyes all over your tongue and your mouth became the new york subway system, she knew I lived in the planet of graveyards, t...
THREAD StoriesSex Ed
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Sex Ed a short story by Wolf Larsen It was the first day of our sex ed class in high school in some typical American city. Many of us were hoping we were about to learn what we had been doing...
THREAD StoriesA Terrorist Bombing
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A Terrorist Bombing a short story by Wolf Larsen It is a humble home in Afghanistan. The husband and wife and their three children (ages 13, 11, & 9) are all sitting down to eat. The youngest...
THREAD PoetryJump!
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from Jump! a long poem by Wolf Larsen I CHARGE! I MANGLE! I COLLIDE! BASH!, This poem is a hurricaning planet of schizophrenia! Crazed howling fevers hold me in their fascinations as I write! He...
THREAD ScriptsThe New Social Realism
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The New Social Realism An interview with Wolf Larsen (for Albrecht Durer – yes I interviewed myself – yippee!) Question: So what's up with this new writing style Wolf? Wolf Larsen: Pa...
THREAD PoetryGot Any Spare Change?
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'Hey, You Got Some Spare Change Mr. President?' A Neo-SocialRealist poem by Wolf Larsen It's like the white liberals & the black nationalists & the rest of the new-'left'-overs kiss...
THREAD Poetryat the Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Convention
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Wolf Larsen gives a speech at the Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Convention "Boing - boing - boing! The time has come to run and marauder and sing the Freudian marijuana bongs of Transy...
THREAD StoriesA Kid Learns about Banks
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A Kid Learns about Banks a short story by Wolf Larsen Once upon a time a kid named Johnny helped his father around the house painting walls and other things like that. Johnny learned some useful t...
THREAD Canto 3
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Canto 3 by Wolf Larsen Look in your angrrry-swiiirling-mirrooor, and tell me the face thou viewest In these times faces are seething with worry-worry-worry! Faces whose fresh lightning flashes...
THREAD A 70,000 WORD RUN-ON SENTENCE!
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from The Exclamation Point! (a 70,000 word long run-on sentence) By Wolf Larsen ...the drums crashed and echoed through the concrete and glass valleys of Manhattan – drums crashing down building...
THREAD Canto 2
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Canto 2 by Wolf Larsen When forty winters shall eat through my testicles, And dig deep trenches into my flesh, Flesh so proud & delirious as this cow laughing in my stomach, and snaking its...
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