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THREAD Gender PsychologyIf women ruled the world...
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Psychology Forum
Women could be granted the highest positions in government. Isn't it possible? This is currently the case in Canada though few realise it. And the presence of a woman doesn't seem to make...
THREAD JokesMen vs. Women
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Jokes & Games
This is me: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. LMAO, I can nev...
THREAD Favroite movie quotes
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It's not from a movie though. "Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb." Stewie Griffin--Family Guy
THREAD Child & Family PsychologyHave you ever wanted to kill your mom?
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Psychology Forum
I thought of doing that since I was 4. She is soooo mean, she hits me and my younger brother for even spilling a glass of water. She hits so hard that I cry and cry. But my dad ist like that. He is ve...
THREAD War & TerrorismVietnam Veterans
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Just another old war story . . *yuck* I was pulled for some clean up detail, went around the air air base picking up trash cans and took them to the dump. We load the 6x and head across the vill int...
THREAD ChristianityThe time is NOW! IT is your choice.
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Religion Forum
It hurts? It doesn't hurt if both partners participate consensually. You do not know if it is consensual for alterior motives, do you? Perhaps a woman will sleep with a man in hopes he will...
THREAD Dave Barry's Philosophy
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Jokes & Games
Man that is too funny- Words to live by indeed- another couple I have learned- Never trust a man with a pony tail they are up to no good. If your know a woman is pregnant your second question should...
THREAD Who Wants to be a Race Car Driver??
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I did, until I saw this..... Now, I drive like an old woman. hehe... Wouldn't want anything like this to happen to me. So guys, drive carefull, okay!? http://www.badongo.com/vid .php?file...
THREAD JokesMen vs. Women
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Jokes & Games
My advice to women - If he gets jealous of other men looking at you, run away. My advice to my brothers - If she does not like her father, there is a good chance she will not like you. I was mar...
THREAD God in ReligionIf there's a god, why is there evil?
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Religion Forum
I hate getting into religious debates, but this needs my two cents~~ There is evil because the GOOD needs a balance and that is why there is EVIL. Just as there is a God, there is also the Devil~~acti...
THREAD Gender PsychologyChicks and Fake Phone numbers
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Psychology Forum
Hahahaha clarence you are fucking hilarious. Actually, in truth that's one of the most shallow, selfish things I've seen on this website. You obviously don't understand the challenge...
THREAD Bubble Girl
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Jokes & Games
I don't understand why you would want to do that to perfect looking woman...I mean gosh darn it!!!!! That is just plain lunacy...oh yeah look at the moon it makes people react in special ways.......
THREAD GovernmentHumans must unite.
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Its not the fact we are in a closed environment. Its the fact we are constantly changing our environment. This seems prity retarded to me. We destroy thousands of lives from humans to insects eve...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
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Jokes & Games
Me and my friend Eric was wondering in the desert, we were hungry and dying of thirst, all of sudden we came accross a house. This butt ugly lady lived there who had plenty of food, but one of us had...
THREAD Dressing for your age?
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Philosophy Forum
But good point on the older crowd still living like the young ones. I suppose the reason "us" young ones are surprised to hear this is because we have been taught that as you get older, you...
THREAD SocietyPoverty
20 Posts • 7144 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
I agree about voter disenfranchisement. The military ballots that they would not allow to be counted and the peacock stations calling Florida for Gore before the polls were closed in Florida was pure...
THREAD Religion & Humanitywhat religion are you and why
25 Posts • 7612 Views
Religion Forum
:p I embrace all religions of all kinds, and so I belong to none. I find all have some truths and some errors so I separate the right from the wrong. Even Atheism has some truths in it, and I pa...
THREAD FuturologyIt's time for a revolution
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Philosophy Forum
What is wrong with humanity anyway? I mean, what are you trying to revolt against? --and for the record, as nice as it would be to pick up a woman walking alone at night, if she's doing the be...
THREAD More guys than girls on these forums...why?
39 Posts • 11162 Views
Talk Talk
Calm down Attolia what Decius says is true. Name something a woman has invented. The over whelming majority of it is men. But, it's not their fault. Men historically have been more encouraged to...
THREAD Touching a Girl
4 Posts • 5364 Views
Talk Talk
ok......as a woman....if she didnt like it or didnt want you to do it she would probably tell you...i would,or maybe she would give you a subtle signal, like moving your hand....you could also talk to...
THREAD Sexual PsychologyMasturbation, Inhibition, Desires and Sex
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Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
I realize this kind of thread will cause many to reveal personal parts of their lives. I'm okay with this. I just wanted you guys to know that I know, if that makes sense, what I'm doing her...
THREAD ElectionsCalifornia Debate
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Politics & Current Events Forum
It was entertaining, lol. I hated that Arianna woman, she did nothing but attack each candidate. She deserves nothing. I am still going to vote for Arnold, either way I think he did well and is st...
THREAD Habits & BehaviorHelp with being funny...but smart funny
8 Posts • 3676 Views
Psychology Forum
the thing about 'coky and funny' is that you get the message across to the woman that you are not intimidated by her, that you are confident enough to make her fun of her rather than trying...
THREAD SocietyBody scanners
56 Posts • 33308 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
No it isn't cause there isn't a risk if you have a air marshal on every flight which is way cheaper than 200k body scanners that can see the tits and pussy of every woman and child that goes...
THREAD ChristianityWTF Christianity
6 Posts • 2899 Views
Religion Forum
if god is perfect and a peacful person then why in Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB does it state If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring the...
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