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THREAD ChristianityTwo more Popes shall reign and the End is come
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Religion Forum
This prophecy may have some teeth. Saint's Prophecy: Only Two Popes Remain When the cardinals of the world pick John Paul II's successor, they may well be choosing the next-to-last po...
THREAD Free Will
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Philosophy Forum
Angel of death- That depends if we found a way to transport the soul. If not, then your sould would remain in the body, but your brain would basically be erased. The theology is that your mind woul...
THREAD SocietyMisty-eyed Westerners Need a Tibetan History Lesson
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Misty-eyed westerners need a Tibetan history lesson By Brian Hennessy - Tuesday, 27 January 2009 Brian Hennessy Brian is an Australian author, commercial consultant, and psychologist who has...
THREAD PoetryMy Neighbor's Dog for President!
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Stories & Poetry Forum
My Neighbor's Dog for President! A Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen So come November you can choose between some white Republican motherfucker and some black Democratic motherfucker...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
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Jokes & Games
Put Your Hand In My Pocket! Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a very beautiful daughter who had one serious problem. Everything she came in contact with melted at her touch. Many we...
THREAD God in ReligionQuestioning his Behaviour
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Religion Forum
Atheists also are subject to the moral code created by God Etherealmeekle: Wrong. Some ethics may conform each other, yet Athiests have no direct connection to a deity. Your justification for this is...
THREAD SocietyPositive Discrimination and the plight of the White Male Majority (Needlessly Long First Post)
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Ok, so, the British Parliament is currently voting on the new "Equality Bill". This bill concentrates the sweet juicy essence of all sorts of odd bits of anti-discrimination legislation, and...
THREAD Actually put on some resumes....
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Jokes & Games
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: 1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. 2. I have lu...
THREAD Gender PsychologyHIghly dissatsified with sexual stimulus
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Psychology Forum
hmm.. let me see if i get this right.. you are tired of being forced into accepting that she (the bithcy hoe) is actually what you want? ok. heres something that may come to a shocker to you jacker...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsColours and the Mind
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Psychology Forum
Yeah, I've thought of that before, too! I think it's one of those things how we all see the world differently... Essentially 'Light' appears on the 'Electro-Magnetic-Radiat...
THREAD ElectionsRemarkable State of the Union Speech...
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Politics & Current Events Forum
You think Iraq is appropriate for a West German model? Really? There is a key difference, non-state elements in Germany were overwhelmingly pro-American, in Iraq they are overwhelmingly anti-American....
THREAD War & TerrorismSADDAM HUSSEIN CAUGHT!
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I would love to see a world where the US stops its two-faced policies regarding oppressive dictators, so that it actually starts one by one to topple them all. Actually I don't think we have th...
THREAD Gender PsychologyThe Nice Guy Syndrome
4 Posts • 5129 Views
Psychology Forum
It occurred to me recently that I believe it to be very likely that in the past, I have been placed in the position of The Nice Guy in regards to a relationship I have shared with another female. She...
THREAD Funny TidbitsRandom thoughts
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Jokes & Games
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand...
THREAD War & TerrorismThe Iran War
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Politics & Current Events Forum
'We are already at war,' the UN official told RAW STORY. And we start off with a treasonous bang. A year ago mind you, they'll tell you about it once we get enough support for it. This art...
THREAD ChristianityGive Thanks, it makes you feel good..
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Religion Forum
i am thankfull for Fight Club. i am thankfull that i live in a country like america, land of limited freedom, and home of selective bravery, instead of a place like niceragua. where toilest dont exi...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
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Jokes & Games
DEFINITIONS BY GENDER THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully ope...
THREAD Physics & CosmologyQuantum Physics Double Slit Experiment
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Science & Technology Forum
Big bang? Or just a stretch of His imagination? Don't climb into your mind and run away. Just give me a chance to introduce the God of science into the equation. Forgive me for quoting The...
THREAD Intelligence, Memory & BrainOf Computers and Minds
6 Posts • 2384 Views
Psychology Forum
The computer is programmed to make a judgement based on certain data programmed into it's software. The ability to choose one judgement in favour of others is more complex, but still a computer can...
THREAD Rail
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Stories & Poetry Forum
A short narrative about an antisocial, I think. Rail The evening sun hung half over the horizon, slowly sinking below the thin thread. She wondered if it was the sun sinking below the line, or w...
THREAD ChristianityTruth about 666, the beast and seal of the beast
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Religion Forum
Absolutely... The mirror. That's where we begin and end each day... That's where the majority of problems lie... lie That's where all solutions are best resolved... learned...
THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
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Stories & Poetry Forum
I haven't written in months. Nothing real, anyhow. Lab reports, history summaries Quantitative numbers without qualitative characteristics, all with cut-and-dried meanings I started out inten...
THREAD Ethics & MoralityWar - What The Hell Is It Good For
164 Posts • 32541 Views
Philosophy Forum
The election results are in: Iraqis voted overwhelmingly to throw out the US-installed government of Iyad Allawi, who refused to ask the United States to leave. A decisive majority voted for the Unite...
THREAD Is This Freedom?
34 Posts • 12775 Views
Talk Talk
NSA has massive database of Americans' phone calls Leslie Cauley, USA TODAY | May 11 2006 The National Security Agency has been secretly collecting the phone call records of tens of millio...
THREAD Government16 Reasons Why Bush MAY Win in November
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Politics & Current Events Forum
What Would Bush Have To Do To Lose? by Terrell E. Arnold, retired Senior Foreign Service Officer of the US Department of State 1. Americans are not bothered by the fact that in aligning himself...
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