Give Thanks, it makes you feel good..

Just thought that i'd be that guy to put up a cheesy Happy Thanksgiving thread. Talk about what you have to give thanks for, maybe any funny stories about your day whatever, enjoi life and the holidays!!
"Life is for the liver of it." -Maya Angelou

i am thankfull for Fight Club.
i am thankfull that i live in a country like america, land of limited freedom, and home of selective bravery, instead of a place like niceragua. where toilest dont exist and vigins are still being sacrificed. ot like china, where children are forced to work all day for twenty cents, and there are so many kids the government is paying people not to have them. shore, oure president might say things like

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if you teach a child to read, he or her can pass a litteracy test

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life is like a box of chocolates, ta just gotta steal it from foriegners..

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well, maybe he didnt say that, but still.and dont forget about nixon

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may the force be with you

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i am not a crook

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i am thankfull that i live in a place were, even though it seems completly retarted to put man that would say things like that in a possition of great power, we make the president. ahhh, smell the freedom. no.. wait, thats turkey.

i am also thankfull that i am not dead. because that would not be good.

i am thankfull for my personality. because with out it, why, i would actuslly get girl that i was in love with, instead of non in love with girls. i would also be completly oblivious to my sorroundings. an you usually have to go to rehab when that happens. kinda like crack cocain.

i am thankfull that i am not addicted to crack, cocain, heroin, meth, alcohol, cigarettes, and any other drug i cant think of.

i am thankfull for not being innocent. why, if i had innocence, would i know about all that stuff im thankfull for? no. no i wouldn't. but i'd probably be thankfull for other things. like kittens, daddy's money, my expensive car, my dashingly handsome good looks, my mommy's money, love, peace, oil, god,.. grandpas money, the list goes on for ever.

i am thankfull for captain cynic. with out captain cynic i would have missed out on 819 oppurtunitys to voice my thoughts.

i am thankfull for wanting things. because with out my want, i wouldn't get heart brokenly dissapointed all the time.

but ost of all, i am thankfull for those that understand that i am not thankfull. because with out them this would be a waste of time.

i am also thankfull for time. hoot hoot. go time.

Simply my existence and what I've made of it.