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THREAD Child & Family PsychologyHave you ever wanted to kill your mom?
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Psychology Forum
Yes, actually. My mother is a pot head and my step dad works in the border patrol. Ha ha that's funny. i have gotten in so many physical fights with my mother, i don't know where to start. S...
THREAD Intelligence, Memory & BrainYour first memory
8 Posts • 3338 Views
Psychology Forum
My earliest memory is when I was about 3 y/o, I guess. I remember sitting on my bed with Bambi sheets and an orange headboard. It was bedtime, and the light was on - I remember curtains in the window...
THREAD How to get a Girl
6 Posts • 4655 Views
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My advice is to not let it get to you, "move on" if you have to, or at least make it seem like you have. You can make girls jealous and really it's the best thing anyway, you might get...
THREAD Reality & MetaphysicsIs Karma Real?
25 Posts • 24922 Views
Philosophy Forum
It's hard to say whether or not I believe in Karma. Nothing seriously bad has happened to me, yet I've done some pretty mean things. Still, nothing good has happened to/for me when I do thos...
THREAD Captain Cynic
1 Posts • 1978 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Captain cynic what can I say? What words of wit or wisdom can I convey? What new thread of conversation can we weave in today? Will it be funny or dull and blase? Will it warrant a comeback and wh...
THREAD Choices
2 Posts • 3296 Views
Philosophy Forum
Life is full of choices both bad and good. My son and I have been recently served with Subpoena's for court case. It is funny they don't need the testimonies but want them. I guess that is t...
THREAD PoetryMy attempt at poetry.
16 Posts • 5276 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
One mans happiness is another mans pain One mans happiness is another mans pain, That's what I thought, When I saw you, In his arms and not mine, Laughing as he tells you a joke that was n...
THREAD SpiritualityPhysical Body: Blessing or Curse?
36 Posts • 8869 Views
Religion Forum
either he messed up, or he just didn't creat us. think about this. what if god created matter. what if he musterd all his strength and took one big swing at reality, the result being, and i qoute...
THREAD ElectionsCalifornia Debate
0 Posts • 1834 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
She also attacked Bustamante and Conejo, but mainly arnold. I think she is way too mad for me, she needs anger management. She could also use a lesson on how to refrain from deliberate attacks on oth...
THREAD Physics & CosmologyOrigin of space
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Science & Technology Forum
I cannot see the air with light traveling through it just the matter that is lit up, light from the sun travels across vacuos void space, so how dark would the void be that the light from the sun trav...
THREAD Conscious and Sub-ConsciousKeeping Up Appearances
4 Posts • 3372 Views
Psychology Forum
Wow this is exactly how I feel sometimes...everyone loves me because I'm funny and I'm pretty great person, but underneath it all I have a fucked up life!!! I got help because I was tired of...
THREAD God in ReligionIf there's a god, why is there evil?
222 Posts • 57577 Views
Religion Forum
God doesn't need to proove himself. God doesn't need man. If man cannot find the wisdom in the ying and yang, it is their loss. No amount of proof will be enough. If the vast universe d...
THREAD BiologyWTF with conditions had to be just right for life?
4 Posts • 2475 Views
Science & Technology Forum
i am sorry i disagree i think aliens if they exist will be very humanoid. i will use a earth life form to prove this. have you ever heard of The Thylacine? this is a very interesting thing as it can h...
THREAD Video GamesDecius and his Wii
0 Posts • 935 Views
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"Congrats. I saw some people I know playing the new Zelda last night. It looked kinda cool, but it wasn't like a next gen system, its was just a new, different, system." Isn't i...
THREAD Myspace.com is a disgusting existence.
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Okay so i made fun of this place for months and months, all my friends in cali were so effing addicted to it it made me sick. I know multiple people who met their significant other on this and all kin...
THREAD ChristianityWas Jesus Black
31 Posts • 14462 Views
Religion Forum
I too have lived in egypt and studied at Cairo University. And almost all the males or females, adult or child are tan in nature. It is due to the region and alot of your facts are wrong. Jesus or yes...
THREAD Music
5 Posts • 3485 Views
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sorry for that, i wrote it when i was drunk last night, its still pretty funny though. Music, i've been doing Armin Van Buuren lately ( one of the best trance dj's) also been listening to...
THREAD DreamsDreams... useless or amazing
50 Posts • 14142 Views
Psychology Forum
wow. sounds....interesting. you two sound delusional! but its prolly only because i know very little about the dreaming process. I dont believe in predicting the future in dreams. BS we make the futur...
THREAD PedophiliaChild Predators
46 Posts • 18598 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
Hehehe Wyote. No that is not me. That is Jillian Barbarie, a newscaster. Everyplace I go, I get.... "I know you from somewhere." I'm all...." Jillian Barbarie?" Then they'...
THREAD Apathy
14 Posts • 3822 Views
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A way to motivate yourself...The greatest way to motivate yourself is to find pleasure or enjoyment in anything you do. Life drive isn't easy to get. I would try making things funny. Start doing...
THREAD GovernmentThe Anti-Bush Thread
0 Posts • 38348 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
"what's funny to me is he 'won' a second term and you democraps and ant-americans LOST!!! so he's smarter then you think and btw, way go gw...!!!" You can't win a...
THREAD SocietyDoes it strike you as funny...
5 Posts • 3197 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
... that under this forum's description it says be "Un-biased, logical, and open-minded," when all politics really is IS the exact opposite? You MUST be biased to be a good politician.....
THREAD This sounds like a debate for... Super Hero Mania
161 Posts • 40863 Views
Movie/TV Reviews
Excerpt: Robert Downey Jr. is Iron Man! Source: Ain't-It-Cool-News September 28, 2006 Ain't-It-Cool-New s reports that Robert Downey Jr. has been cast to play Iron Man for director Jon F...
THREAD This sounds like a debate for... Super Hero Mania
161 Posts • 40863 Views
Movie/TV Reviews
Marvel's Film Slate From 3rd Quarter Report Source: Marvel Enterprises October 28, 2004 Marvel Enterprises has released its Third Quarter financial report and in it the company mentions th...
THREAD Children Ruin Lives
25 Posts • 8444 Views
Talk Talk
I have a six year old sister who is cool as hell. She's funny and she loves to learn and she's full of energy. I teach her and show her all the things that I like to do and a lot of times I&...
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