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THREAD SocietyJoe Stack Flies his Plane into an IRS Building
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The joke does make sense, because you made a booboo in your logic. You can't vote out corruption, its that very absurd notion that has let corruption grow so strong over the years. So mr future...
THREAD LawBirthright
5 Posts • 2887 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
There are different kinds of intelligence. Those that get into positions of power through birthright, tend to be from a background where education can and is paid for through the nose. These expensive...
THREAD Children Ruin Lives
25 Posts • 8429 Views
Talk Talk
Did you not love your husband? Because I love my children means I don't love my husband? Your comment is a common deficit assumption. Love isn't like a pizza; it's not like you pass...
THREAD Playstation 3 VS Wii
0 Posts • 1085 Views
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I just wanna say I hate Microsoft. It was never in the interest of Bill Gates to create good games and personally, I think it shows. Their games suck. Halo 2, it sucked. It had good graphics, horrible...
THREAD InventionA Better Parking Lot
1 Posts • 2188 Views
Science & Technology Forum
It's frustrating finding somewhere to park in a busy car park. Then when you've finished shopping, you need to remember and find your parking space. When parking on the weekend I came up...
THREAD Vegetarianism
30 Posts • 9494 Views
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I'm a life long vegetarian. But that's not how I classify myself currently. Right now - I don't eat any factory farmed food. Nothing that was produced by industrial agriculture. If you...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
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Jokes & Games
Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. They were very near a grav...
THREAD Men Strike Back
3 Posts • 2836 Views
Jokes & Games
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------- ------------------------------ ------------ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to...
THREAD Defend Your Castle, DUN Dun duuuuuuun
27 Posts • 68878 Views
Jokes & Games
Someone try and beat this! Stage = 59 Casulties = 69,820 Archers = 519 Carpenters = 120 Wizards = 703 Castle Life Points/Stamina = 180,000 Unit Upkeep = 250,400 Spendable Points = 3,990,4...
THREAD Society & SociologyDeath Penalty?
16 Posts • 7856 Views
Psychology Forum
I think that when one persons denies another person their rights, then once convicted of this, they should be stripped of their rights of citizenship and should not be protected by the same laws that...
THREAD Scorpion
15 Posts • 4663 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Harris's head was spinning with the wealth of information at his fingertips. Keying a few buttons, he brought up a detailed 3D map of the floor and the shelf, and most importantly, the tactical c...
THREAD how do i get a girl?
25 Posts • 7702 Views
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hey about the original question of getting a girl at school, a lot of it depends on how well you know her. If not at all remember you can be anyone you want to be, i know people say don't change...
THREAD Relationships... or Lack Thereof
7 Posts • 3342 Views
Philosophy Forum
I just read the thread on having kids, and it brought me to another thought. I'm 26. I have a good, decent-paying job that I like (most of the time). I have money saved. I drive a nice car. I&...
THREAD JokesClean fun...
24 Posts • 8872 Views
Jokes & Games
Grandpa's Wisdom Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ++++ Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin...
THREAD InventionWhat happened to solar powered cars?
8 Posts • 3802 Views
Science & Technology Forum
there is a simple reason, solar panels only convert about 17% of the light incoming into energy and you need a lot to produce very little power. but there is some new developments but as we all know s...
THREAD SocietyBody scanners
56 Posts • 33349 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
The collapse of the dollar would be a good thing. Net exports will rise in that now your goods will be cheaper and imports will fall because goods are now more expensive. This will create jobs! China...
THREAD School uniforms
47 Posts • 26535 Views
Talk Talk
Having had to wear a uniform throughout my school time, I can honestly say it never bothered me. I would say that it does give kids one less thing to pick on each other about, because there is no diff...
THREAD BiologyGMed Organisms
33 Posts • 10505 Views
Science & Technology Forum
" Since when do we put a patent on a plant?" When it took years of research to make that plant. If I worked my ass off for a 5 years to make a faster-growing tomato, I'd sure be annoye...
THREAD God in ReligionThe Problem of Evil
202 Posts • 41634 Views
Religion Forum
Cturtle: It would seem that God either should have made humans wise or not wise without the capacity to change if God knew that change would yield evil. I see that being covered in the biblical impli...
THREAD LawWhy is Prostitution Illegal?
96 Posts • 51568 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
We are all whores of our respective systems, I get fucked over quite well at work but I don't get an orgasm out of it. With stuff like regular message parlors we already physically please and...
THREAD LOL
4 Posts • 3572 Views
Jokes & Games
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was...
THREAD EconomyWhy not tax the Rich?
52 Posts • 23441 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Abuse? Is it abuse to be an entrepreneur? Is it abuse to build wealth to better the lives of your kids? Is it abuse to create a product or service that people want; that the market rewards...
THREAD Jokesracist/ offensive jokes
12 Posts • 142806 Views
Jokes & Games
What is the difference between a cue ball and a Cuban? If you hit the cue ball hard enough with a cue, you might get a little English out of it. _________________________ ____________________________...
THREAD To Be Free
3 Posts • 3135 Views
Philosophy Forum
To be free of my of genetic memory. To be free of my programmed enemies. To let be my so called tragedies. To be me in spite of anything. When I think of my mother being hit by my father, I know it...
THREAD SocietyWhy Do They Hate Us
53 Posts • 13092 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
"Sending soldiers to war is no more brainwashing then telling a gas station attendant to fill up your car and wash the windows." Not the soldiers, American citizens allowing it. "...
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