The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else - [MiA]
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 46yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
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True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Author-unknown

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 38yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that [MiA] is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
ha ha ha ha !

that's great

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"The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care .... right ?"
 44yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that MrPink is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
i was gunna say that sounds like a movie or something...but its hot as hell no matter how wrong it is...i do beleive in true love and marraige and that would be the ultimate test for sure...i've been in love i would have passed the test as well...well

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"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist"
 35yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Ana Rpo is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Guys should carry condoms in the wallet

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"In the sea of ilutions and frustations that life is, some swim and some drown"
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