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 38yrs • M •  A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.  |
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Who Has The Best Pick-up Line? |
I want to know who knows the best pick-up line. here's mine
If you were to hold 11 roses in front of a mirror you would be seeing 12 of the most beautiful things in the world
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"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"
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41yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Wyote is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. - Thomas Carlyle"
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33yrs • F • koe is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.  |
i would kik you in the balls if you said that to me.
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37yrs • M • Da 1 Nd Onli is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock.
!W.O.D!
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37yrs • M • Da 1 Nd Onli is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
Your ankles are having a party, you should invite your pants down.
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36yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
quote:
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
 im gonna try that.
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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Ancient is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Hey hows life?
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that kevosworld is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
To describe your beauty would deplete the world of adjectives.
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"How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Jacker_Jones is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
What's going on with you hoes up in here? Waiting for reaction...If their pissed say, "I meant that in a good way." Otherwise they openly admit their hoes, party on.
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"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Nice top, it would look better on my bedroom floor though.
Do you sleep on your stomach? (if they reply no) can i?
Excuse me i lost my phone number back there, can i have yours?
Being Chaste until marriage must make you really tired.
i do have quite a lot more, but ill leave some for other people to write.
if you mean serious chat up lines then i have to say im in ancients school of flirting.
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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36yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
hey-ya
hows it going (listen when they reply)
whats wrong? (listen when they reply)
and ofcourse
hes an asshole (for stealing uses only)
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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
a friend of mine once told me that ronan keeting lyrics often make quite good chat up lines
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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39yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that wormtownandy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
and if all of the above pickup lines fail, you can always fall back on this one...
"Excuse me ma'am, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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35yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
lmao worm.... you can never go wrong with that line
"It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?"
Works a lot, no joke..
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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
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45yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
LMAO, chloraform........anyway, how about the old school one, "Can I borrow a quarter? Because my mom told me to call her as soon as I fell in love."
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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
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