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I wanna put my sauce on your meat balls. 
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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
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 59yrs • F • 
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I'm like Milk,,,,,,, I can do your body good!
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 35yrs • M • 
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"Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" I put the "Sensual" back in Non-consensual! 
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"People like me hate people like you!"
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 31yrs • M • 
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hey baby i sing in a band WANNA HAVE SEEEEEX
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 32yrs • M • 
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Yes I do infact WANT TO HAVE SEEEEEEEXXXXXX
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"If you try to fix violence with violence you do nothing but create violence"
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 35yrs • M • 
MagicBacon is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. 
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 Heay, My friend Dicky wants to visit uranis!! (you know shes caught on when she asks how big your friend is) 
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 39yrs • M
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My best pick-up line: "Hi, my name is Jeff. You seem interesting. Can I buy you a drink?"
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"Nothing Happens On The Internet."
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 37yrs • M
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?" "I don't know either but it broke the ice"
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"We breathe natures breath until we are tired and layed to rest..."
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 71yrs • M • 
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Complete silence and a smile.
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 40yrs • F
Skippppy is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. 
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. If one of your legs is xmas and the other is new years can I visit you between the holidays? Is that a mirror in your pants? Cos I can see myself in your pants. My mum told me not to talk to strangers.... What is your name?
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 39yrs • F • 
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Wow, a lot of these are just...wow hahaha I've heard some really bad ones when I would go out loads. Better to hear bad pick up lines than get groped without a single word or get grabbed and nearly forced to kiss people in a club (I'm looking at you Brazil!).
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