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 41yrs • M •  CCCP2 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.  |
I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?
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"Barn to kill, not to care - Metallica"
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.  |
i think i'll have to try that last one '  ' save a skateboard/bike/horse, ride a skater/cyclist/cowboy (choose whichever best suits you)
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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40yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Das Kapital is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
This one is sure to get you slapped or laid.
Hey are you that girl that's sleeping with that college student.
Woman:No
Want to?.
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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
also may only work if you are actually at college
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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38yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
CAN I TOUCH YOUR BELLY BUTTON . . . FROM THE INSIDE?
CAN I USE UR INNER THIGHS AS EAR MUFFS?
CAN I WRAP UR LEGS AROUND MY NECK AND USE U AS A FEEDBAG?
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"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"
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39yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that wormtownandy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
so, are you gonna be walking through the parking lot by yourself later?
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that eliasan is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
So you want to move to Brittan also? yes it may seem corney but its alot better then some of the ones i have seen here.
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"Fear nothing for fear is the mind killer."
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38yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
NO IT'S NOT. THAT WAS PRITTY SHITTY
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"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
is still like the "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that eliasan is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
funny thing though is that it worked on this girl im close to dating. The term ususally is a roll of quareters not a gun but hey if thats the version you heard it works.
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
it was originally gun, its a quote of some actress years ago that has become stuck in pop culture.
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
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38yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
DO U SLEEP ON YOUR STOMACH? (NO) CAN I?
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37yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
see page 1 for that one iceman.
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38yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
OH SHIT, MY BAD HERES ANOTHER
GUY: CAN I TAKE U OUT SOME TIME?
GIRL: NO
GUY: COME ON, LOWER UR STANDARDS, I DID!
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