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 38yrs • M •  A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.  |
Well, heres another one
"If you were a tear drop in my eye, I wouldnt cry for fear of loosing you"
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39yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Vortex271 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Yeah, when my girl and I got together, we'd known each other for a year, were pretty tight friends and all, but drifted apart over the summer. When we met up again through a get-together, one night of playing cards and next thing we know, we're going out. I think my pick up line was, "Here, I'll get your coat." 
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""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
has anyone got anymore funny ones, considering this is the joke thread?
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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35yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that spiderz is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
itz all about mixing fluids, so letz get ova and done with.
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"There is a thin line between bravery and stupidity"
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39yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Vortex271 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
http://www.linesthataregood.com/innuendo.html Favorite one is "Hey Baby, let's play house. You be the door...and I'll slam you!" 
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""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
some of those are awful, specially the cheesey ones
"you name must be mickey cos ur so fine" who comes out with shit like that? i just hope that doesnt actually work on anyone.
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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39yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Das Kapital is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
I came back In time to tell you me and you are still together.
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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
now that is a good one
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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39yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Das Kapital is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
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now that is a good one
Thanks Its only worked once before.
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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
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35yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
hahha ! Oh man, I'm gunna have to use that one.
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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
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39yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Das Kapital is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
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hahha ! Oh man, I'm gunna have to use that one.
Patent Pending Just kidding
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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
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37yrs • M • afghani terror is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.  |
roses are red violets are blue lets fuck baby
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"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasuppppppppppppp"
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39yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Das Kapital is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
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roses are red violets are blue lets fuck baby
Thats a good way to get slapped.
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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
roses are red
violets are blue
all my base are belong to you
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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45yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Hickory dickory dock, I think YOU should suck my cock.....lol
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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
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