Who Has The Best Pick-up Line? - Page 2

you guys should try:

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

that just screams romantic pick up line, don't you agree?

Let's pretend I just came into conscious existence 10 seconds ago when I saw you... and now I only have 2 minutes before I die. Would you do me the honor of making the last 2 minutes of my life the best ever?

seems a little too deep to be a pick up line hahha

Or you could try:

"I have flees on my lips, wanna see?"

Shall we talk, or continue flirting from a distance?

or if you're a bit raunchier:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause whenever I look at your butt I can see myself in your pants.

ok the 1st one is corny but nice XD, but the last one is hilarious *rofl* tears came out of my eyes....

the word of the day is "legs". let's go spread the word!

wow decius, In all seriousness, that has got to be the best responce I've ever seen haha. As a matter of fact, I'm going to start using this or some sort of variation to suit the situation as of tomorrow. Hopefully this works so maybe next year I'll have a Valentines :[

wow man. you are by far the coolest mack daddy of us all. thank you for the great advice.
but one qeustion, if i become a "mack" will i also become an "asshole?"

hmm

+Be happy- get girl
+Be happy-don't get girl yet

I think that's a winning situation every way you look at it, very good work decius.

sounds like it could be a good plan to me.

the other good idea is just be something they want or need, i dont mean drastically change, but provide security or help in some way.

nope. that never works. at least not at my age.

worked for me, still is for that matter. so i was 16 when it worked. it is a bit scary, and only really works if you really care for the person and and are willing to take that amount of shit for the person. being the person that your other half relies on means that you seem to give more than you get, and probably actually do.

I've done that a few times and it just doesn't seem like it works for me,

i suppose it depends on the people involved. it worked for me, because the support was needed and i was there to provide adequate support. also my girlfriend and i are very similar people and share a lot of interests, so we have plenty of common ground.