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THREAD Christianity2 Candidates for Jesus's daddy - you pick...! ;)
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Religion Forum
*confused* "From a Christian pint of view..." "...Baptist church ..." "...I personally also like..." "...I'm not sure how realistic a goal it is...
THREAD Society & SociologyFear and Action
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Psychology Forum
A very interesting post There is no reason to fear law enforcers in a democratic civilised society If you are innocent of any past or present crimes . Which is why you where so relaxed but annoye...
THREAD The Ski Date
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Jokes & Games
10 Worst Cartoon Characters of all Time Tweety Bird You know there's a problem when every single kid roots for the "hero" to be devoured in each episode. No sense of humor. No pers...
THREAD ConspiracyHillary Clinton Co-Conspirator
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Most arguments can be made from either direction so the difference is the difference... I always believed Steven Hawkins was a haox simply becasue he was said to have first begun to communicate th...
THREAD StoriesShort story on vampires: Part 1
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Stories & Poetry Forum
[ind][ind][ind][ind][ind][ind] [ind][ind][ind][ind][ind][ind] [ind][ind][ind][ind][ind][ind] Part Two. [ind][ind][ind][in d][ind][ind][ind][ind][ind][in d][ind][ind][ind][ind][ind]*** Twelve Months L...
THREAD War & TerrorismExerp: Sign the petition and send it on
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Politics & Current Events Forum
I have know Okcitykid , as a voice sounding across the web but I share many of his sentiments, I too wonder at the apparent ignorant or naive manner of the people? I'm also ashamed of our educat...
THREAD DreamsA Dream That's Been Bothering Me, please help...
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Psychology Forum
Hi everyone. First of all some background: I'm a senior in high school and I had this dream that's been driving me crazy for days! I think it's applicable to include that the last time...
THREAD Scorpion
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Sea Base 'Falcon's Nest' Sea of Oshkosh 1:50 A.M. "We need to adjust the plan." At the head of the boardroom table, the teenager sat as stiff as a board. His lifetime of...
THREAD God in ReligionGod?
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Religion Forum
Yes - I have my own religion - its a long story - one of these days I will write the whole story down and publish it on the web so that when others ask me I can just give them the link - The short ver...
THREAD War & TerrorismOfficial Captain Cynic WTC 9/11 Thread
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Politics & Current Events Forum
The republicans picked John Fucking mccain for their nominee obviously they wanted to lose or they wouldn't have picked the most disliked republican. If we want a third party to come through...
THREAD GovernmentWhat has the US become?
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Politics & Current Events Forum
I'm a born American. Call me an unpatriotic bastard, but I don't know how I feel about that anymore. I'm just a 13-year-old, so if you don't wanna listen to a stupid kid, stop read...
THREAD Random QuestionsYoung love
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Talk Talk
Think if you will of geo-politics. Or if you prefer economics. You don't need to trust your military allies provided your interests stay alined. As long as you have the little piece of paper, the...
THREAD Society & SociologyNarcissism & Schizophrenia
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Psychology Forum
Narcissism and schizophrenia are psychological byproducts of modern western lifestyles. Being kept in a cocooned environment, where all error in judgment is excused and even promoted, the mind begi...
THREAD Biracial Racisim at Work
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Psychology Forum
***No I do not know you and you do not know me I am sending this mass email in an attempt to protect my sons integrity from a multimillion dollar company who stands by a white employee calling my son...
THREAD StoriesPatriotic Duty
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Patriotic Duty A short story by Wolf Larsen The fancy sports car pulled up to the curb. An older man in hip clothes and a younger woman in a sexy dress get out of the car. She is his "girlfri...
THREAD Funny TidbitsInteresting, and weird facts...
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Jokes & Games
1. Pearls melt in vinegar. 2. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The sprayblocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. 3. Dentists have recom...
THREAD ChristianityThe Secret of Being Able to See and Hear God
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Religion Forum
It is my understanding that there are a great many people who want ‘proof’ that God exists before they will deign to believe in Him. I am here to tell them that God has no more need to â...
THREAD Who needs friends when you can write bad poetry?
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Stories & Poetry Forum
I wrote this when I was 13. I was listening to a lot of Sublime back then and I was really into them. I decided to do a concept of listening to an entire dsicography of a band while writing a poem, so...
THREAD Revelation Revealed
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Religion Forum
Revelation 11 7 And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascends out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them. 8 And their d...
THREAD The Ski Date
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Jokes & Games
Knowledge Learned From Your Kids 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller bl...
THREAD Sexual PsychologyMasturbation, Inhibition, Desires and Sex
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Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
I realize this kind of thread will cause many to reveal personal parts of their lives. I'm okay with this. I just wanted you guys to know that I know, if that makes sense, what I'm doing her...
THREAD Scorpion
15 Posts • 4654 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
A little thing that I've been kicking around when I don't want to study. Started it a few years ago, and hopefully by posting it here, I'll finish it. ___SCORPION____ Curr ently 20...
THREAD Creative MusingsIt was better left in the dark.
35 Posts • 9496 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Love. Love love love. What is love? I think the reason why i feel so unloved is because my idea of what love is is wrong. And life. life, sensations? you mean guilt right, and free thinking, you mean...
THREAD God in ReligionIf there's a god, why is there evil?
222 Posts • 57335 Views
Religion Forum
Hi! Still waiting for my avatar, lol! There are many things to comment to here, but I can only summarize to maybe explain the majority. The idea of man being asexual is certainly a stretch. Th...
THREAD StoriesShort story on vampires: Part 1
25 Posts • 7061 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Anton looked at his Rolex for the third time and sighed. 12.01 They were late. It wasn't enough his boss, Darwin, took on people who were totally unsatisfactory for this line of work but t...
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