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THREAD Science vs ReligionCreation or Evolution?
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Religion Forum
With all due respect for other opinions, Summit's reasoning for the rationalistic approach on the evolution versus creationism debate complies with both mathematical, biological and empirical dis...
THREAD JokesClean fun...
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Jokes & Games
Honey... Pumpkin... Sweetie... A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling,...
THREAD SocietyThe New World Order: The Final Showdown for America
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Ron Paul - The American Power Structure (1988) Revealing interview from the August, 1988 broadcast of Frank Morrow's "Alternative Views" found at archive.org. It cements Dr. Paul...
THREAD Oliver Brave
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Stories & Poetry Forum
He heard it a few seconds before it even happened, the hocking noise of mucus being built up at the back of someone's throat and the soft popping sound at its release. He grimaced as he felt the wet p...
THREAD Twisted Fairy Tales
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Stories & Poetry Forum
thanks for your ideas :) ive done the next bit.. ill just type it up now :) i think its cool :) so um just to fill everyone in, at the end of the opening monolog a monster comes along and the coupl...
THREAD Blue October- Hate Me
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This hits home. They have some of the best lyrics. And after a little while, you get used to his voice and actually appreciate it. The anime is Full Metal Alchemist Blue October- Hate Me...
THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
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Steeling myself for another onslaught an attack of the mind; on the mind both sides armed to the teeth with fearsome weapons and I stand alone In the middle between one side swathed in white and...
THREAD ConspiracyExcerp: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Government released a cockpit tape. It could be a fake from the "disinformation strategy office" of intelligence. As cheap as Bin Laden's tape and Nick Berg's beheading tape. To pr...
THREAD Religion & HumanityThe True Religion?
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Religion Forum
Ah, the spirit of knnowledge gives voice to wisdom! Patr, one thing they did teach is that Jesus nailed the old Law to the Cross. Do they teach the Truth? So when I hear those putting forth just...
THREAD spiders
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Stories & Poetry Forum
to Josh, I love you and I hope you can see this from way Up there We made another, Mom killed it, You hurt too much I told you how and why she did, You hurt too much We broke our connection, Y...
THREAD Actually put on some resumes....
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Jokes & Games
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: 1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. 2. I have lu...
THREAD Gender PsychologyHIghly dissatsified with sexual stimulus
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Psychology Forum
hmm.. let me see if i get this right.. you are tired of being forced into accepting that she (the bithcy hoe) is actually what you want? ok. heres something that may come to a shocker to you jacker...
THREAD War & TerrorismAmerican warmongers
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Oh, yes I just heard the other day, how we are going to replace the leader of the Iraqi mililia that is taking on the terrorist. Seems the people objected to one of Saddam's henchmen being put...
THREAD ChristianityGive Thanks, it makes you feel good..
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Religion Forum
i am thankfull for Fight Club. i am thankfull that i live in a country like america, land of limited freedom, and home of selective bravery, instead of a place like niceragua. where toilest dont exi...
THREAD GovernmentThis Is The Reality
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Thank you Xris, I have just found references to the VA port, which certainly was not the largest. And the port at NY imported even after the state abolished slavery. As to no slavery in the north, aga...
THREAD ChristianityHoly Trinity
15 Posts • 3662 Views
Religion Forum
John 1 1 1 2 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was in the beginning with God. 3 3 All things came to be through him, and without him nothin...
THREAD Society & SociologyRacism on SNL
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Psychology Forum
"America is the strongest country in the world. America should retaliate against all threats toward her people. It is a world divided and will be forever so this is the way we must think for our...
THREAD SocietyThe Source of Idiocy of the Average American
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Well Decius there was a poll taken that asked who was the most morally sound candidate. It was something like this.... Romney 38% Bachman 11% Paul 9% Perry 9% Cain 8% Paul7% Huntsman 2%...
THREAD Why has my life turned out this way?
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Talk Talk
:( Cold, dual and so alone. Family and friend have become distant shadows. From the east to the west the sun never rises to set. Striking of a match to light my darkest nights. moon light burns...
THREAD Intelectual Conversation VS Intelectual Masterbation
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Talk Talk
The day before you posted this thread AW, I was thinking the same thing and wondering what thread to discuss my concerns in. I totally agree that one of the things making CC less fun is people who...
THREAD Video Games
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Well, for those who would like an opinion on the new game X-MEN LEGENDS, i've just rented it and have gotten some ways in so far I can say its pretty decent, graphics are ok, gameplay is fairly s...
THREAD Passing Train
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Passing Train Midnight For a look back Mind open and on track... Concrete Glass fronted, monied streets Can the heat as my feet feel planted To a path of defeat Discrete teachings, Sub...
THREAD Random QuestionsFlatulence when is it OK?
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Hmmmm when is it o.k.?? I think farts are funnier than SHIT. :D BUT.....we need to have that type of "relationship" first if you know what i'm saying. Here are some of my thoughts of...
THREAD Long one act
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Scene 4 (Four months later. JUDY sits on the couch reading the paper, listening to the radio in the background. JASON is in his studio. Mail falls through the slot in the door. JUDY gets up to get...
THREAD FLOWERS AND SILENCES
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Stories & Poetry Forum
The dim darkness-the diffused light-dimness of one merging into the other- imparting more length to the long trees that are standing like stretched out shadows wearing stars in their hair- silence i...
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