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THREAD JokesYo' Mama Jokes?
163 Posts • 103229 Views
Jokes & Games
yo mammas so fat and black i walked into her house and thought it was willie wonkas chocolate factory.*grin**grin**grin**gri n**lol**lol**lol**lol**lol*
THREAD Random QuestionsFavorite Donuts or Pastries
12 Posts • 7150 Views
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Cookies and cream- sounds fair It is good indeed- My favorite is either mint chocolate chip or Turtles ( an ice cream based on the chocolates) yum yum! One day I cut myself shaving and caramel came ou...
THREAD Intimacyoral sex
60 Posts • 84520 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
More Flavours! Chery Blast Creamy Cream Marzipan Fountain White chocolate spasm I am still short a few taste testers so if anyone knows anyone in our target sales group young women 18- 40 who...
THREAD Weird ThingsFood Porn
6 Posts • 17095 Views
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So Food Porn really exists, then I believe the 'Food Orgasm' from the Smosh are real then. Hahahs, I just baked a chocolate chip cookie, so I just made a porn of Food. ^.-
THREAD Chocie Chocie!
5 Posts • 3901 Views
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Well its that time of year again, and I definately wont be eating MUCH chocolate, what about you guys? Does anyone get long weekends like I do in Australia, we get FRI, SUN,MON off which is choice! I...
THREAD Lets learn a little #1
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1. My biggest peeve has to be...when people interupt when your talking to someone. 2. dipping cheesy puffs into chocolate yogart lol hahah 3. uh...if you see my room you would know the answer *l...
THREAD That time of the month!
19 Posts • 5606 Views
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I thought women always blamed whatever we said on testosterone levels usually with something along the lines of "it's because he's a guy". My girlfriend always seems to find the...
THREAD What's Your Favourite Food?
22 Posts • 8012 Views
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hmmm non-alcoholic huh ? i like hot drinks - tea and coffee, sometimes hot chocolate and out of cold drinks - blue jolt, iced tea ( snapple ) and iced coffee ... oh and juice, the tropical blend...
THREAD how do women like to be appraoached
6 Posts • 2567 Views
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Well this is easy If she's out of your league as suggested above just rape her. (trust me she's only out of your league cause she wants you) If she isn't out of your league but do...
THREAD Weird ThingsHistorical curiosities
33 Posts • 14051 Views
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>Clouds fly higher during the say than at night. >1.5 billion kilograms of chocolate are consumed worldwide each year. > The king of Hearts is the only king without a moustache (referri...
THREAD Which sense?
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I don't know. That's a hard question. I would hate it if I lost my sight, because when your deaf you can still sign and get around. Losing touch, I guess that wouldn't be that bad, but...
THREAD God in ReligionShow me there is no God
7 Posts • 2781 Views
Religion Forum
agnostic and many others Whoa... Don't try to drag Agnostics into the same pool as the Athiests. Agnostics believe you can't possibly know for certain whether or not there is a God or any...
THREAD ConspiracyExcerp: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories
214 Posts • 62114 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Very sad indeed. To see the Crucifixion of individuals doing no more than expressing their right to freedom of speech, actually. And still not one word in explanation of HOW a massive steel structu...
THREAD Life & DeathSoul Mates
58 Posts • 17573 Views
Philosophy Forum
Look, I just think that all this is stuipid, plain and simple. The thing is, that evry single human being can be your soul mate! I mean did you choose your parents? No matter what kind of people they...
THREAD PoetryEchoes
258 Posts • 66590 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Childhood Friend- The First I Ever Had counter the action with a smart remark of your own spit out an absurdity and fight off the cold remnents of a space-ship underneath the fort carto...
THREAD Random QuestionsStupid things we've done as kids
49 Posts • 14969 Views
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okay um lol i sprayed pepper spray in my eyes, fell down the stairs head 1st, broke my sisters pinky and ALMOST broke my chin, cut off my cats wiskers broke a park fence threw a gameboy on my house ro...
THREAD Rant OnRANT ON ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!
124 Posts • 33295 Views
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the thing that is bothering me more and more is that there are so many remakes/rehashes that there is virtually no new creativity going in to movies these days. analysts sit around and scratch their h...
THREAD Mondo
2 Posts • 2400 Views
Photos, Videos & Music Forum
This is a visual representation of a peak experience, just like the first photo was. I got up the other morning after hearing a lecture on "oneness" and just happened to have a white shirt i...
THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
202 Posts • 49146 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Liberate the frozen rose with your breath; part the clouds with the point of your finger; shatter the lock of this heart with a smile- This is what she does to me. Through song and story she light...
THREAD Toxic Foods For Dogs?
1 Posts • 2120 Views
Science & Technology Forum
Hi, does anyone here own a dog and know about toxic foods that dog's should not eat? We got a new puppy a month ago and my little sister who is only 5 gave our puppy some of her raisins, we didn&...
THREAD JokesYo' Mama Jokes?
163 Posts • 103229 Views
Jokes & Games
Your mama so dumb, she thought her neighbor's dog poo was chocolate and ate it. Your mama so dumb, she thought "Throw-Up" meant to throw a ball up into the air. Your mama so dumb...
THREAD Men are like.....
10 Posts • 4719 Views
Jokes & Games
Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ...... Vacations ..... They...
THREAD Famous PhilosophersWhat would Socrates do?
6 Posts • 8895 Views
Philosophy Forum
There is no self in society , it depends on others. By turning the mirror onto society it dissolves. It would be better to say Socrates sought to save the individuals from the society. Any attemp...
THREAD Stress
11 Posts • 5295 Views
Talk Talk
Stress used to be a large part of my life. However, in time I have figured out that I can either let it control my life, or I can control my life. I decided as usual that I control the things around m...
THREAD Could there be a pill for that?...
17 Posts • 5986 Views
Philosophy Forum
The sex of a baby is determined by the sperm so yeah ... would have nothing to do with the mother (off topic). I'm sure someone told you that or you read it and you just believed it. Where...
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