Stupid things we've done as kids - Page 4

okay um lol i sprayed pepper spray in my eyes, fell down the stairs head 1st, broke my sisters pinky and ALMOST broke my chin, cut off my cats wiskers broke a park fence threw a gameboy on my house roof just so i can keep it (at the time they were expensive) fed chocolate to a dog on the street, pushed my best friend down the staitrs, sk8borded on a treadmill, i did some bmx trick on my bros bike by accident fell n got hurt so much ran through a glass door and i think thats it lol i was crazy

o yeah and i was prolly 2, 3 yrs old at the time, i was at a garage sale n there was a toilet for sale and i had 2 go 2 the bathroom....guess wut happened next

i got a popcorn curnel stuck up my nose

spilled hot tea on myself

and rode my bike into a mailbox flew off and landed into a trash can.........i smelled like garbage for like a week

i was like 11 or 12 at the time.my family had went to visit one of my mom's friends for christmas.well we decided to fuck around with some fireworks on christmas eve.so we went out into the middle of their pasture.it was just me my bro their son and some other dude and everyone else was watching from the portch.we were shooting off them cherry bombs and shit and we decided to aim the cannon at the house to fuck with the rest of them,it was just within range of the cannon(we never intended on hitting them).we shot it, and it hit the house right over the potch and exploded right on top of them.i was on the ground crying i was laughing so hard.when we got back they had burn makes on their shoulders and necks.oddly,we didnt get into any trouble.

i don't know if it's stupid or merely cruel...
it was right after the end of civil war. We used to heat up the showering water in water tanks...there was no electricity at that time. This had become a part of the daily routine but i don't know why, one night i got caught up and mesmerized by the sight of boiling water and i had this intense urge to throw something in it. My brother was 5 at that time and sentenced to that age's gullibility. I told him that i have a surprize for him and asked him to cover his eyes. I double covered it with one hand (security measures) and held his poor tiny hand with the other and led him to the bathroom...eh you know the rest of the story, i got my ass kicked.

the other supreme childhood stupidity was that i conceded to kiss the right wrinkly hand of our schools Mother Superior while giving me the bulletin of my grades. And with that same hand that i kissed she would slap me for being a very bad role model to my peers. Bitch!