Men are like.....

Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ...... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ...... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ...... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ....... Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ...... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

Em

well... the "Blenders" one is funny... the rest is pretty offensive ^_^

I'm sorry Wyote. This was not meant to be offensive to anyone.

Em

Wyote why does this affend you when there are so many jokes out there about blondes, women, etc. It is just a joke so take it that way.

Em I thought they were really great. LMFAO

LOL. I'm a guy and i thoguth they were funny!!

though not all of us are like Snow Storms

How men are like dogs:-

both take up too much space on the bed

both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner

both mark their territory

neither tells you whats bothering them

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous

bothe have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches

neither does the washing up

both fart shamelessly

neither of them notice when you get your hair cut

both like dominance games

both are suspicious of the postman


How dogs are better than men:-


Dogs do not have a problem expressing affection in public

dogs miss you when you're gone

dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong

dogs are very direct about wanting to go out

you can train a dog

the worst social disease you can get from them is fleas
(ok really, the worst is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you)

dogs understand what "no" means

dogs mean it when they kiss you

emerald: That Blender one was funnyyyy hahaha

hmmm I wonder what "women are like"

Well this is not what women are like but it is what every man wishes they could do to a women!

I especially like the boobs up and down meter

that was great.although the mute button and the stop nagging button share pretty much the same function.