Yo' Mama Jokes? - Page 9

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yo mammas so fat and black i walked into her house and thought it was willie wonkas chocolate factory.

your famliys so poor walked in to your house stepped on a penny and your dad said "hey!!!!!!! thas my pay check".

YO mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!!





keep them comin!!!

The stuck in the sky one lololollololololololololololololmao

Youre mama so fat she has galaxy's orbiting around her 1000000000 chins!!!!

Yo mama is so fat every time she steeps on the scale it says"to be continued.."http://www.ahajokes.com good website for this
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Yo' ma'ma's soo Poor when I say her walking down the road kicking a can I asked, "what are you doing" and she said "Moving"

Yo' mama's so hairy, her nipples have afros.

yo muma's so fat when she wore a malcom X jacket helicopters tried to land on her.

Yo muma's so fat she can play snooker with the planets.

Yo muma's so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles.

Yo muma's so fat people can excersise around her.

Yo muma's so fat she uses a telephone box for a mobile phone.

yo muma's so fat she uses a vcr for a pager.

yo mama is so dumb, she misses the water when she went overboard in the middle of the ocean.

your mama is such a loose whore, that she uses a matress for a tampon.

yo mama is like a car I turn her on

Your mama so dumb, she thought her neighbor's dog poo was chocolate and ate it.

Your mama so dumb, she thought "Throw-Up" meant to throw a ball up into the air.

Your mama so dumb, she went all the way to a flea market, and said "Where do i buy the fleas here?"

I don't really care for yo momma jokes because they were usually directed at me and not momma.

I'm a big girl. I'll get over it and post some anyways!!

Yo momma so dumb, she lost on Pong cause the controls were too confusing!!

Yo momma so hairy, that she got mistaken for bigfoot.

Yo momma so old, they put her up at the museum as a "missing link".