Yo' Mama Jokes? - Page 5

Yo momma's so poor, she was kickin' a can down the street, and when someone asked her what she was doing, she said, "Movin'."

your mama's so fat she uses a VCR for a pager

AHoy every1

Your mamma is so fat when she stepped onto the scales it said to be continued.

your mamma is so fat she could be the eighth continent.

Your mamma is so fat....

the only thing that\'s attracted to her is gravity.

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

her fave food is seconds.

her belt size is Equator.


she shows up on radar.

she needs a map to find her butt.

she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

she wears an asteroid belt.

her Passport photo says \'Picture is continued overleaf\'

she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

she once told me \'I could eat a horse\'...believe me, she wasn\'t kidding!

she deep fries her toothpaste.

Thats all form me folks
Tankards all around

Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to Seaworld they pay her!

Yo mamma's so small, it took hey 5 minutes to fall off a 50 foot cliff.

Yo mamma's so ugly, When she went to school everyone gave her they're lunch money.

Yo mamma's so Fat & Black, when she went to high-school everyone turned racis!

Got any questions?

ok,i finally have some more semi-good ones

yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's licsens
yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
yo mama so old she waited tables at the last supper
yo mama so uglythe last time she heard a whistlewas when she got hit by a train
yo mama so ugly at birth the docter slapped her parents
yo mamas glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see people waving
yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
yo mama so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
yo mama so ugly she goes to a strip join and the pay her to keep her clothes ON
yo mama so ugly she uses a line of make-up called "why bother"
yo mama so ugly that when she goes into a bank they turn the cameras off
yo mamas so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds

and thats all for now

Yo mama so dumb
When she miss the 44 bus
She took the 22 bus twice

yo mama so slow
she put a ruler in her bed to see how long see slept

Yo mama so slow
She died from staring at a orange juice box
because it said "concentrate"

Yo mama so fat
when she sits around the house,
she sits "around" the house

Yo mama so dumb
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid
she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so poor
when someone threw a cirarette bud her way
she said,
Raise yo hands, stomp yo feet
thank the Lord, We got heat

Yo mama so dumb
she got locked in a grocery store
and starved to death,

she tripped over a cordless phone,

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store,

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

Yo mama so slow
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.

yo mumma so fat that when she lies down shes still taller than u

Yo muuma so fat she lays a blanket over tha pacific ocean to make a waterbed

Yo mumma so fat she has to wear two watches cause she covers two timezones

thats all from me

Yo Moma So fat....

When she wears a yellow raincoat, people wave for a taxi

Yo Moma So Fat...

When we was havin sex my ass was burnin off the lightbulb

Yo Moma so dumb...

She Got Locked In A Food Store and starved to death

yo moma so dumb,

she tripped over the cord on a cordless phone

Yo Moma! Muahahahahahahaha!

Enjoy!
,sammy

yo mama so fat god can't lift here soul::::::::::::::

yo mama so fat she use two trucks for roller skates

Yo mama's so stupid she thought masturbation was a karate master...

Yo mama's like a squirrel, her mouth's always full of nuts

You guys have some funny jokes...haha but anyways I am kinda new and ya..so send me messages and stuff -k-?
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yo mamma is so fat she makes sumo restlers look anerexic