Yo' Mama Jokes? - Page 11

Yomama is soooooooooooooooooooo dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!!!

Yo mama is soooo fat she stood on the scail,looked down and said 'Heay thats my phone number!!!"*lol

Your mama's so fat her thighs chafe up from walkin'. Wait, is that a joke? I dunno, still funny though haha.

yomama is so fat when she sat on a monster truck it turned into a low rider

yo mama is just like a shot gun 2 cocks she blows

yo mama is just liketv even a two yearold can turn her on
yo mama is so old she has the first copy of the holy bible
yo mama is so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

I'm back

Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.

Everett, that last one is so stupid that its awesome

I'll have to find some more for ya

yo mama's so skinny she has to take two steps before her pants move.


yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor had to slap the nurse to stop her screaming

yo mama's so dumb she spells farm EIEIO

LMFAO @

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yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor had to slap the nurse to stop her screaming

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