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Yo' Mama Jokes? - Page 11

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Stuper Man

46yrs • M •

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Yomama is soooooooooooooooooooo dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!!!

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"The world sucks!!!"

Mexican farts

35yrs • M •

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Yo mama is soooo fat she stood on the scail,looked down and said 'Heay thats my phone number!!!"

*lol

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"^_^"

DannyDuberstein

40yrs • M

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Your mama's so fat her thighs chafe up from walkin'. Wait, is that a joke? I dunno, still funny though haha.

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"Just a fleck in the immeasurable circumference?"

whiteboy432

34yrs • M •

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yomama is so fat when she sat on a monster truck it turned into a low rider

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whiteboy432

34yrs • M •

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yo mama is just like a shot gun 2 cocks she blows

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whiteboy432

34yrs • M •

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yo mama is just liketv even a two yearold can turn her on
yo mama is so old she has the first copy of the holy bible
yo mama is so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

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whiteboy432

34yrs • M •

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I'm back

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Everett

39yrs • M •

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Everett

39yrs • M •

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.

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Dawn

42yrs • F •

Everett, that last one is so stupid that its awesome

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

Everett

39yrs • M •

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I'll have to find some more for ya

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Decapolis

74yrs • M

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yo mama's so skinny she has to take two steps before her pants move.

yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor had to slap the nurse to stop her screaming

yo mama's so dumb she spells farm EIEIO

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Dawn

42yrs • F •

LMFAO @