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 31yrs • F •  candie1 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.  |
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29yrs • M • coolkool is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
yo mama is so old her credit card number is 000000001  |
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29yrs • M • coolkool is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade yo mama so fat even jesus can't lift her soul yo mama so fat when she turns around it's her birthday yo mama so ugly even Micheal Jackson won't have it with her |
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29yrs • M • coolkool is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
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33yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Tazzlyn is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.  |
Dunno if it's been posted yet, but it's my fav...
Yo' Momma is so fat....
She fell in love and broke it!
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29yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that DerHawk is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
oh ya? yo mamas face is so ugly, when she stuck her head out the window to get fresh air, she got arrested for mooning the entire state! yo mamas so poor, she cant even afford to pay attention! beat that guys 
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"a dream is but but another false reality"
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51yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that Sorceress is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
  Oh my God I've laughed so much I just puked! I wish I could tell jokes like you guys, I'm crap at them, this is my pathetic attempt... Yo Mama's so fat Santa though he'd better sit on her knee,! Told u I couldn't tell jokes!!
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""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""
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32yrs • F • Princess0808 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
Yo mama so poor when you asked could i go 2 the restroom she saud pick a coner |
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32yrs • F • Princess0808 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
Yo mama so fat , when she sat on the toilte the toilte said A,B,C,D,E,F,G get your fat ass off of me. |
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33yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that PhilipMui is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
your mom's so cute, i'd beat  never see that coming? |
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33yrs • F • katieexx is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
your mommas so ugly she went to a strip joint and they payed her to keep her clothes on
your mommas so ugly they put her face on a bottle of exlax and sold it empty
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"the greatest thing youll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"
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32yrs • M • sandspiker53 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
this is a funny joke...your mumas like a race car cause she burns 50 rubbers a day
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32yrs • M • sandspiker53 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
your mums like a frezer you can put everythink in her including meat
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33yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Im not sure if this is one or not but here goes,
Yo mama so fat when an earthquack happened she said HONEY YOUR HOME!!!!
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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
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35yrs • M • remember is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
I hope my jokes are funny......
your mama is so ugly, freddy kruger had nightmares about her.
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"we are not human beings having a spiritial experience, we are spiritial being having a human experience"
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