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Yo' Mama Jokes? - Page 10

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wesdawgy

45yrs • M •

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Amazing to see this thread still alive, kinda like yp ol ass mama...

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

JAYMES148

34yrs • M •

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YO MAMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO NIGHT SCHOOL THEY MARK HER ABSENT

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"HELLO!!!!"

reggaeuplifts

41yrs • M •

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yo mama is like a virus. she get around

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fredster

38yrs • M •

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Yo mumu so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mumu so dumb she entered a dumb competion and they said sorry no proffesoinals.

Yo mumu so dumb she got shot by a gun on safety!

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Schicksal

32yrs • M •

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"Yo mumu so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mumu so dumb she entered a dumb competion and they said sorry no proffesoinals.

Yo mumu so dumb she got shot by a gun on safety"

You're so dumb.
Period.

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"\"I am a sick man. ... I am an angry man. I am an unattractive man. I think there is something wrong with my liver.\" -Fyodor Dostoyevsky-"

paigurtis

30yrs • M •

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[b]

hi im curtis and im with my friend paige r u ok?

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"hi r u ok?"

desmo

26yrs • M •

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Yo mama soooo fat..... she's classified as a planet.

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"Come on, let's be friends. (relates to pic)"

Mr.T

29yrs • M •

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Your mom is like a tv...a 3 year old could turn her on

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"Yesterdays History Tomorrows a Mystery"

desmo

26yrs • M •

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Yo mama so dumb, she started staring at the juice carton cause it said concentrate

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"Come on, let's be friends. (relates to pic)"

Computer

35yrs • M •

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Yo mama is so ugly she got kiked out of an uglycontest

theay said no profeshinals

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"(compootrs will rule)"

Computer

35yrs • M •

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im bored

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"(compootrs will rule)"

Pinknfluffy

31yrs • F •

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YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT HER KIDS STILL USE THE "YOUR MAMA" JOKES!

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"'i hate you mom'"

ztj

37yrs • F •

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lol!!!!

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"gimmie a burger"

lizziebeth2010

27yrs • F •

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OMG!! i absuloutly love yo mama jokes so heres some...

Yo mamas so poor when she goes to mcdonalds she has to put a milkshake on lay away.

Yo mama is so ugly your dad takes her to work with him so he doesnt have to give her a good bye kiss.

Yo mama is so short she has to do pull ups with a staple.

Yo mama is so fat a scienctist found her foot print and thought he discovered a new species.

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lizziebeth2010

27yrs • F •

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yo mamas like a light switch a 3 year old can turn her on!!

Yo mamas like a roller coaster everyone can ride her!!

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