Yo' Mama Jokes? - Page 2

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

* Posted by Wesdawg

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Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

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Dood you seem to have alot of these jokes. Did you experiance these as a child?

omg!!! this reminds me of the bagging contests we had
back in the day

yo mama so poor.....she had to put a candybar on layaway.
yo mama so dumb......it took her an hour to make minute rice
yo mama so fat ......she uses a hoola hoop for an anklet
yo mama so ugly.....when she was born the doctor looked
at her face and her ass and said "siamese twins!!!"

Nah, moms is too skinny for that, lol, but we had alot of "bagging" contests when I was in highschool/jr high, like SCHIZM said.

Yo' mama so stupid she got fired from the M & M factory for throwin' away the
W's

YO MAMA SO FAT...........................

WHEN THE COPS SEE HER ON THE STREET THEY SAY HEY YOU GUYS BREAK IT UP

YO MAMA SO DUM..............................
THAT SHE STAYED AT A STOP SIGN UN'TILL IT SAID GO

http://www.yourmom.com

i cant believe that is a real site

Yo moma is so fat, she has to take a bath in the Pacific ocean.

Yo Moma So Poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk

Yo Moma's so fat, every time she turns round, it's her birthday

Yo moma is so fat, when she farted everyone thought the terrorists were coming.

yo mama so fat the moon revolves around her

rilly corny but its ill i have

Yo mama so fat that she uses the highway as a slip and slide.

Yo mama was going to be a Jack o' Lantern for Halloween, but she didn't have enough teeth for it.

That's a good site, had me laughin' awhile, lol.

How does your mom spell refrigerator? O I C U R MT

yo mams so ugly when she lookt out the windowe the next door nabers a rest her for moonig yo mams so poor when i walkt in your house and stept on a sigarit she sade who killd the heat yo thes jokes r sick

Yo moma so fat that when se wear high heels she strikes oil

Yo moma so ugly they put tinted windows on her incubater

Yo moma so fat she got two watches one for each timezone

here's a few- Yo mama's so fat she went to wal-mart, tripped on k-mart, and landed right on target

Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

Yo mama's so0 fat your father punches her in the stomach an rides the waves up to kiss her.
Yo mama's so0 fat I rolled over twice an I was still on top of her.
Yo mama's so0 dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so0 dumb she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo mama's so0 dumb she called my house askin for my phone number.
Yo mama's so0 fat she closed down the all you can eat buffet.

Yo Mama's so fat, she comes from both sides of the family!
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she breaks her leg gravy pours out.
I conversation i just had with my friend,
'You really hate my mum huh!?' (friend)
'yes, she hits me' (me)
'nah, u probly just get in her way wen she walks. fat bitch' (friend)
lol, i still laff. He thought of that off the top of his head!
Yo mama so fat, when she walks past the tv you miss a all the LOTR films.
Yo mama so fat that when she jumps, peolpe in china fall off the world.
Yo mama so skinny, that when she went for a roll people thought the moon had crashed.
'Daddy what's that?'
'well that's jupiters 3rd moon son, but what it's doing down here i haven't the foggiest...we should probably ask a scientist'
'I'M A MAN YOU JACKASS!'