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THREAD The Plot To Kill Robert Kennedy
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Excerpt: It's Time to Re-Open the Investigation of RFK and JFK Assassinations MICHAEL CARMICHAEL Baltimore Chronicle Thursday, November 23, 2006 Planning to write a film script about t...
THREAD Two Theories
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The only thing worse than an affront to our common sense is finding some common sense to our affront. Which category the following tract falls into is for the reader to decide. I hope it will not be c...
THREAD People hate vegetarians
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Dear Awakeningmystic, "The only power a woman has to turn the act of rape into an act of "love making" would be her consent." CLANG!! Nail on the head! That's correct, h...
THREAD God in ReligionA Philosophy Professor's Lecture On God
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ok,so here is something i found that i felt i had to share with yall A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, "Let me explain the problem science has with r...
THREAD Do you know the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
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I couldn't just leave this be. So here is my effort to educate, every time i see such ignorant remarks from one side to another my head hurts. But I know it's probably not your fault, just the fault o...
THREAD ConspiracyExcerp: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories
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Excerpt: Why "NOT" to Fight for 9/11 Truth Bill Douglas / Op Ed News | September 19 2006 Why "NOT" to Fight for 9/11 Truth "Propaganda is not meant to fool the int...
THREAD Remembering The Moon
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Stories & Poetry Forum
I vaguely remember stumbling out of the shower, drying myself half-heartedly and collapsing onto my bed, rolling and wrapping myself in the comfy, cool duvet that did little to cool the burning fever...
THREAD War & TerrorismExcerp: Truth of War
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Excerpt: Revealed: U.S. Soldier Killed Herself After Objecting to Interrogation Techniques By Greg Mitchell Editor & Publisher Wednesday, November 1, 2006 The true stories of how Americ...
THREAD Wyote: Blitzer's Bargain
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Going to be working on this for the next couple of weeks. Any suggestions along the way are welcome. I'll put the whole finished product in a post when it's done, but for now I'm just t...
THREAD Is there anything you shouldn't educate children?
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Who's to decide whats enough. Well I'll tell you who, people who have dedicated their lifes to educating children and have spent more time on educating them selfs and spent more time then bo...
THREAD Long one act
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Scene 4 (Four months later. JUDY sits on the couch reading the paper, listening to the radio in the background. JASON is in his studio. Mail falls through the slot in the door. JUDY gets up to get...
THREAD ChristianityCellphone VS Bible
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Religion Forum
A thirteen year old girl does not have the same understanding of the world as someone in their twenties or thirties or more and if you were sitting in front of this little girl instead of behind your...
THREAD ConspiracyExcerp: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories
214 Posts • 62268 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Stanley Hilton, a government insider, Bob Dole's former chief of staff, political scientist, lawyer, represents 400 plus plaintiffs - most of them victims of 9/11 He had an interview with Alex Jo...
THREAD A bit of common sense
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'The problem is not hierarchy, its abuse of power, torture, war, murder, rape, drugging, and genocide. Its about people accepting a government that lies so they can't know the truth while ac...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
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Psychology Forum
111. How they plant. In late December 2000, in bank statement I found a check (amount 5000) paid by my wife to her company. I asked her what was it for. My wife said she had bought a house in her...
THREAD War & TerrorismThe Iran War
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Politics & Current Events Forum
'We are already at war,' the UN official told RAW STORY. And we start off with a treasonous bang. A year ago mind you, they'll tell you about it once we get enough support for it. This art...
THREAD Things Id do if I ever became an Evil Overlord.
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My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. My noble half-brother whose throne I usu...
THREAD Science vs ReligionDid Darwin Dethrone God?
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Religion Forum
How-Evolution-Flunked-the-Scie nce-Test 1. Spontaneous Generation How does the evolutionist explain the existence of that first one-celled animal from which all life forms supposedly evolved? For m...
THREAD GovernmentIT'S TIME FOR WORKERS TO RULE!
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For a Workers Government! By Wolf Larsen The Occupy Wall Street movement has brought a great deal of attention to the fact that a privileged elite is making a class war against the American majority...
THREAD StoriesA Winters Night
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Stories & Poetry Forum
This is the beginning of a story that I have started. Have a read hope you enjoy. All feedback is much appreciated. -------------- ------------------------------ ------------------------------ The l...
THREAD Martial arts
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*alien* Wudang Weng Shun Kuen - by Grandmaster Rien Bul The WUDANG style of Weng Shun Kuen was unknown to general public until recently, when Grandmaster Rien Bul opened public schools i...
THREAD SocietyDefrauding the American Worker
2 Posts • 2427 Views
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Excerpt: Return of the Robber Barons VDARE.COM Paul Craig Roberts Thursday Aug 2, 2007 As the Bush Regime outfits B-2 stealth bombers with 30,000 pound monster "bunker buster" bomb...
THREAD Funny TidbitsInteresting Facts
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Jokes & Games
1. 1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S. 2. 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't d...
THREAD Know your Fluoride: Think its a Joke? Look into it.
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http://www.preferrednetwork.co m/FLUORIDE_STUPIDITY.htm Go ogle Nazi and Fluoride sometime. Here's the article from the link that I couldn't help but post in its entirety. FLUORI...
THREAD A bit of common sense
13 Posts • 3585 Views
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Lets just stand back a minute. Assuming people are hierachial by nature, which, by nature we are (take a look of school kids) then whats the problem with having a hierachy in democracy. Democracy does...
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