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THREAD Society & SociologyGOD and goofy belief systems.
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Psychology Forum
DdragK has a good point. The Bible as it stands today, is entirely hearsay. It was written by people who were interested in Jesus' life and then compiled by Roman emporers when they Christianized...
THREAD War & TerrorismTo The SwiftBoat Vets For Truth
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Bush chose a unit that was far riskier to life and limb than Kerry One that stays state side. GOP: KERRY WENT TO VIETNAM TO AVOID SERVING IN ALABAMA NATIONAL GUARD http://www.borowitz repor...
THREAD EconomyWhy not tax the Rich?
52 Posts • 26825 Views
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"Okay, well, I didn't succeed as well as you did but since we live in the same society you have to support me and my lazy kind because you have more money than you deserve" Your wealth...
THREAD GodQuestioning God's Existence
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Philosophy Forum
im kinda an agnostic atheist, we could all in some kind of "matrix" or artificially created world in which case there is a god or gods controlling it, but a more likely case for god would be...
THREAD Science vs ReligionEVOLUTION
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Religion Forum
"but I wouldn't classify you as a dumb teen. " Thx! :D ". canines as a classification of animals range from St. Bernards to Chawawas (sp). We can accept their being lumped toge...
THREAD Creative MusingsIt was better left in the dark.
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As each day painfully breaks its way into the next slowly all the hope I had of a life without insanity commits suicide and lies in a pool of blood and vomit at my feet. I wittness extreme cruelties t...
THREAD Music
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Movie/TV Reviews
i dont see how a lot of new mainstream punk bands can be considered punk at all--i mean, the guys wear chains and have spikey hair and stuff and use simple guitar riffs but i think the true definition...
THREAD Too much deep thought.
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Philosophy Forum
I nearly fell of my mental chair when I found this site by accident because I found other people like me. I lived in a pretty sheltered environment and always went to private schools with few students...
THREAD FuturologyWhat do you think will happen in 30 years when experts say the earth's oil is tapped out?
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Science & Technology Forum
This may seem to be out of context but . . . Impeach him, are you a bunch of pussies? http://www.captaincy nic.com/thread/18479/25/the-an tibush-thread.htm#71852 This guy, I have heard before & I...
THREAD Life & DeathThe Afterlife
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Philosophy Forum
The snowflake analogy makes sense for its particular belief. Your whole life you are headed in the direction of your own unique path, and when you die, according to this belief, you come to whatever r...
THREAD DepressionI hate people and feel better alone
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Psychology Forum
You state that you feel better alone, yet you are on online trying to build a rapport with strangers? I think that you are lost! You need to discover who you are really deep inside and what you want i...
THREAD where did it come from?
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Philosophy Forum
I was reading some of the threads on "Theories / Philosophy on Life" and suddenly it came to my attention.. Where did it all come from? Not just the Earth or the moon or the sun or an...
THREAD Paranoia
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Philosophy Forum
I have had that exact same experience, but the messages were malicious and occasionally I thought I was in some sort of afterlife. And sometimes I think I'm going mad because I still hear tiny co...
THREAD philosophy of friendship
31 Posts • 18754 Views
Philosophy Forum
angel of death, its possible, but it's very tough to do. I was shot down by my best friend (female) back in high school and it took me a year to recover. Now i've learned to be complacen...
THREAD Life & DeathSoul Mates
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Philosophy Forum
I felt at one time that I had met and married my soul mate. Then he molested my daughter. Now I sit after 8 long years and wonder how could I have been so wrong. So I hope and pray that you can find...
THREAD Society & SociologyRacism on SNL
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Psychology Forum
As this is a very easy subject to get out of control fast let me say one thing....As a person who has been around for a bit.....I have seen many kinds of prejudice against many different people and cu...
THREAD Children Ruin Lives
25 Posts • 9070 Views
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my daughter is 14 months old now and she is the best thing that ever happened to me. before her i didn't care about anyone or anything, but now she's opened my eyes and actually made me want...
THREAD Getting Motivated
8 Posts • 3418 Views
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How do I find some effort? I am a lazy bastard who just wants his cake to eat, and isn't bothered baking any. I like to make people smile, I like to have a good time, I like to be involved in com...
THREAD What I'll Never Be
63 Posts • 17549 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
if a rip is to sharp i'll peal it away i'll take my time if thats what you need i'll swear on my life to help you with your's i swear that i'll fight take a bullet or t...
THREAD GovernmentIraqi Statue honoring President Bush
63 Posts • 16098 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Education works in Europe at least. I mean, private education only exacerbates class lines. It removes equality of opportunity and makes social mobility more difficult. Besides that, it creates a q...
THREAD Rehab & AddictionMarijuana,weed,pot,mary-jane...etc
35 Posts • 23803 Views
Health & Wellness Forum
Man forget that smokin sh*t bad for your lungs. I've did it alot when i was 16-24 but whats the use when it doesn't even affect you anymore not just weed schwag, laced marijuana, all it...
THREAD War & TerrorismWhy do young Muslims blow themselves up?
4 Posts • 14341 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
I believe the reason they are doing this is because they are taught that life has no meaning. They are not taught this by their school, church or parents, but by the goings on around them as they grow...
THREAD People hate vegetarians
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i do hope your beeing sarcastic metal giant,there have to be some boundrys in life and are you compairing eating animals to the rape and murder of a woman,ok you got your point across we could raise a...
THREAD GodWhy human beings?
25 Posts • 8127 Views
Philosophy Forum
exactly without human existence god would not be noticed anywhere. since there is universe and earth there must be some kind of species occupying this region to signify some superior aspect. Life is n...
THREAD How long does it take for you to fall for someone?
6 Posts • 10242 Views
Talk Talk
I've only truly loved someone once in my life, and I knew from the first time I saw her. That was sixteen months ago. And I've never been happier. There was a significant difference of h...
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