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THREAD JokesWork Excuses
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Jokes & Games
1. I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet. 2. My neighbor's daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and I need to help her get it out....
THREAD General HealthMedical Malpractice
2 Posts • 3684 Views
Health & Wellness Forum
On May 7, 2001, my mother, Eileen Bialek {age 72} underwent elective surgery for correction of a prolapsed uterus and cystocle. The surgeon in the department of Urology at a major medical facility in...
THREAD Long one act
5 Posts • 2732 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
This is my first post. I've been working on a one act that I really think could be sucessful. It's rather contemporary and it's definately a political satire. I'll post it by sc...
THREAD ElectionsRemarkable State of the Union Speech...
85 Posts • 21543 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Gainesville Sun Headlines Pg. 1A Bush cuts to target police at local level. Pg. 9A 2.5 Trillion Budget fight coming soon! Pg. 10A Sharp cuts likely for commodities, farm programs. Pg. 10A B...
THREAD Remembering The Moon
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Stories & Poetry Forum
:)I tried to sneak through the graveyard like some comic thief in the night with exadurated tiptoeing movements, stopping every couple of seconds to peer around me to make sure no one was watching. To...
THREAD God in ReligionIf there's a god, why is there evil?
222 Posts • 57327 Views
Religion Forum
Crimson_Saint - I wish I could make my case for Christianity in short, but my reasons for believing are more numerous than I would like to write about on this thread. That's why I keep recommendi...
THREAD Nuestro Mar
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Yeah...like, English assignment...wanted to know if it's any good...at all?*yuck* -Nuestro Mar- Dijeron las olas, â€'Whoosh! “Whoosh, € said the waves. They spoke to me as they...
THREAD War & TerrorismA Cry For Help From A Distraught Parent
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Written to Veterans for Peace . I was thrilled yesterday to wake to an email from Micah. The last correspondence I had from him was the email on Dec. 26. Then 2 guys in his battalion were killed an...
THREAD ChristianityWhen Same Sex Marraiges was a Rite
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Religion Forum
When Marriage Between Gays Was a Rite As the churches struggle with the issue of homosexuality, a long tradition of gay marriage indicates that the Christian attitude towards same sex unions may n...
THREAD Long one act
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Scene 4 (Four months later. JUDY sits on the couch reading the paper, listening to the radio in the background. JASON is in his studio. Mail falls through the slot in the door. JUDY gets up to get...
THREAD Ethics & MoralityThe five fingers of ethics
2 Posts • 9602 Views
Philosophy Forum
A more elaborate description... With five ethical principles, it is possible to construct a coherent ethical system that best matches the strongest basic moral intuitions that I share with a lot of...
THREAD GovernmentSecurity Council members deny meeting Kerry
13 Posts • 3552 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
How do you lefties explain this? I'd like to hear it directly from you. Steve From Texas - just passing on the facts. Security Council members deny meeting Kerry By Joel Mowbray SPE...
THREAD ChristianityA Great Man Passes
24 Posts • 6634 Views
Religion Forum
Pope John Paul II has died Rome, Apr. 02 (CWNews.com) - Pope John Paul II (bio - news) died late on Saturday night, April 2, ending one of the longest and most influential pontificates in the hist...
THREAD PedophiliaPaedophilia
189 Posts • 72496 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P edophilia In most countries of the world, adolescents above a certain age can be legally emancipated through marriage, economic self-sufficiency, pregnancy or by other...
THREAD The Human Condition and Thermodynamics
3 Posts • 9734 Views
Philosophy Forum
Just in case anyone is not sure what I mean by the human condition I will give a brief explanation. All humanity feels that the right way to act is co-operatively, lovingly and integratively (if anyon...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsGags with every breath / This world brings me down / I'm looking forward to death
8 Posts • 3356 Views
Psychology Forum
In my brief thread on my depression here on CC (http://www.captaincynic.com/t hread/89022/depression.htm) I mentioned that "when I get upset about something... I get upset about everything"....
THREAD SocietyExcerpt: A Young Marine Speaks Out
1 Posts • 2169 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
A Young Marine Speaks Out By Philip Martin 12/08/06 "Lew Rockwell" --- I'm sick and tired of this patriotic, nationalistic and fascist crap. I stood through a memorial service today...
THREAD ChristianityRevelation, are we in it?
12 Posts • 4075 Views
Religion Forum
Ch 18 1 After this I saw another angel coming down from heaven, having great authority, and the earth became illumined by his splendor. 2 2 He cried out in a mighty voice: "Fallen, fallen is...
THREAD StoriesChronicles from the Gutter.
22 Posts • 8528 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
I ran across this poem from Paul Valery while i was researching about a quraan saying concerning the drunkness of the angels and hence the soul. I have to share this. So beautiful:( The Graveyard b...
THREAD GodWhy did God create the universe
119 Posts • 39316 Views
Philosophy Forum
I gotta stop coming here. Y'all get me so caught up I get nothing else done! I'll just address one thing at a time and maybe not all. I may have to stop reading for today because I too must...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
34 Posts • 89681 Views
Psychology Forum
69. Juror summon (6/16) On May 13, I received a Juror summon. I returned the notice with a letter as following: "May 22, 2002 Dear lady/sir I think I am disqualify for a juror. I circ...
THREAD War & TerrorismUday Hussien
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Politics & Current Events Forum
The oldest son of Saddam was one chillingly sick disgusting pup. Uday was born in 1964, the Year of the Dragon in the Chinese zodiac, which means he ought to be "energetic, excitable, short-te...
THREAD ConspiracyDid the government create AIDS?
26 Posts • 32016 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/worl d-us-canada-13700490 \Steri lisation: North Carolina grapples with legacy By Daniel Nasaw BBC News, Washington Ms Riddick, now 57, suffered decades of depression a...
THREAD Chuck Norris is the biggest bad-ass ever!
15 Posts • 15035 Views
Jokes & Games
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he...
THREAD Locked Out
1 Posts • 2735 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
After a long hiatus, I'm back! Here's my latest work! Locked Out (The scene takes place in a deserted parking lot. BRYCE, 23, is standing outside his car. He is angrily talking on his...
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