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THREAD Is Recycling a joke?
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Philosophy Forum
Some older vehicles may have trouble with synthetic oils, I keep getting a low pressure warning.So I am going to drain the crankcase & add nondetergent (single weight oil) SAE 40. If that cures it...
THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Surfing over a lake of fire my board cuts lava like a hot knife and throws a wake of flame behind me, I ride the waves, the spray singes my face, I inhale, the vapor fills my nostirls filling me...
THREAD Science vs ReligionEVOLUTION
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Religion Forum
subject transfered from http://www.captaincynic.com/th read.php3/frmid=17-u-thrdid=26 269-u-page=7#26782 This illustrates how through a change of environment (change of tree colour), a characteristi...
THREAD SocietyRecycling
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Politics & Current Events Forum
According to Wikipedia {the free encyclopedia} "recycling is the reprocessing of materials into new products. Recycling generally prevents the waste of potentially useful materials, reduces the c...
THREAD Society & SociologyChain mail
2 Posts • 3156 Views
Psychology Forum
Is it just me, or do other people also hate the stupid chain mail letters you sometimes get. my personal pet hates are the ones that say "send this to 9.3mil people or ull get charged for ur use...
THREAD Gender PsychologyTeen girls dressing like Hookers
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Psychology Forum
amen to this thread! parents most of the time allow their children to dress the way that they want to try and get closer to their distanced teen. you know how you discover a really good thing and afte...
THREAD PhotographyPhotoArt Appreciation
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Art Forum
Re: Question on enlargers in relationship to normal lens? Enlarging lenses are optimized for flat field. Most "normal" lenses are not. You can use shorter lenses, but even if a shorter l...
THREAD a page of new randomn jokes i wrote today
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Jokes & Games
The developement of your jokes is pretty good, I did laugh at a good portion of them. I do stand up as well in Maine (Tough Crowds, you're not funny, they throw beer bottles at you, a la "Bl...
THREAD Physics & CosmologyWhat does it mean there are Four Dimensions?
57 Posts • 27004 Views
Science & Technology Forum
Naming the Sacred Considerations of the universe and its construction lead to the foundation of science. Based upon rigorous measurements and the discipline of logical forms, known as Math to produ...
THREAD ChemistryAmusing Organic Chemistry!
8 Posts • 5397 Views
Science & Technology Forum
Some Words of Wisdom from CU's favorite bowtie organic chemistry professor. It's a kick to sit in his lectures and listen to the way he turns the subject into an unreal state of complete non...
THREAD Dog Mind Tricks
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Jokes & Games
1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU ! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before yo...
THREAD StoriesChronicles from the Gutter.
22 Posts • 8528 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Dig some more, I saw his fingers pointing at her telling her to come closer. The snakes are out of poison he said as he slipped his hands under her green cotton skirt. That old fairy tail stopped rep...
THREAD Present soundtracks of your life?
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I have this thing, where each month, I burn a CD of all the songs I listened to continuously through that month and it's funny because they always reflect the sort of drama or events that I was g...
THREAD Don't drink and drive...
2 Posts • 1672 Views
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It's been a while since I've been on here, for some different reasons, but I figured I'd post this up, as a reminder. This didn't happen to me, allthough it did happen in Everet......
THREAD JokesNotes to a mom with the flu
3 Posts • 3541 Views
Jokes & Games
A Mom with the flu . And this was for only 5 days! Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her well meaning husband. Pay attention to what he calls her each time he leaves a not...
THREAD Unchained Melodies
24 Posts • 6305 Views
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Unkle. Rabbit in your headlights. You may recognize Toms Yorkes voice as the singer. http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=noExWvmqaec Thi s song and video to me is a metaphor for those who walk a di...
THREAD God in Religionwhy do you believe in god?
253 Posts • 122322 Views
Religion Forum
"Chameleons change color to camoflage themselves but what activates & deactivates these changes to blend into the surrounding colors?" That is something different, the chameleon does no...
THREAD DrugsChew on this..
14 Posts • 4838 Views
Psychology Forum
i just wanted to add this in response to the safety issue/ I know what you're thinking. Drugs like aspirin go through rigid testing procedures and are proven safe for consumption. Mushrooms on...
THREAD ElectionsRemarkable State of the Union Speech...
85 Posts • 21548 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
"Oh, okay, but $87 billion in Iraq is spent properly? Dear lord, we have people dying in the streets here or using plastic milk jugs in high schools to teach physics, and " So you propose...
THREAD Fatboy Slim- Wonderful Night
1 Posts • 1837 Views
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How I "get down". :) Yeh, yeh yeh yeh yeh Uhm hmm hm hm It's a wonderful night You've gotta take it from me It's a wonderful night Come on and break it on down It's a won...
THREAD China's Serious Environment Problem
3 Posts • 5238 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
China's Serious Pollution Problem Are you going to China? Then I will tell you pollution in China is very serious. The Chinese and government official's environmental protection consci...
THREAD Know your Fluoride: Think its a Joke? Look into it.
7 Posts • 4964 Views
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wow, i'm buying bottled water from now on. here's something i found. the fast food industry e.g. Mc.Donalds, BurgerKing, etc.. is filling their food with two extremely toxic and potentia...
THREAD Female Hotties and their Family
0 Posts • 1286 Views
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Here are a couple of articles I came across the other day which might add another peice to the puzzle.. Britney, who has just been released from a psychiatric ward after being committed for the sec...
THREAD Can you see the blinders?
2 Posts • 2160 Views
Philosophy Forum
Can you see the blinders? Quickie from wiki: 'Blinders, also known as blinkers or winkers, are a piece of horse tack that restricts the horse's vision to the rear and, in some cases, to the si...
THREAD ElectionsRemarkable State of the Union Speech...
85 Posts • 21548 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Oh, okay, but $87 billion in Iraq is spent properly? Dear lord, we have people dying in the streets here or using plastic milk jugs in high schools to teach physics, and you tell me Bush isn't m...
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