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THREAD Rant OnRANT ON ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!
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This is going to be long. Summary: I work for a non-profit organization and my boss is a cretin. My boss is an effin retard. I don't call people retards, but I hate him as a boss. How in the...
THREAD Who is you favorite teacher
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This is inspired by Awakening Mystic. I know who my favorite teacher ever was, I feel very fortunate for the small town school I ended going to a lot. There was one teacher who did things often...
THREAD Music ReviewTop 8 reasons why Superman's Bryan Singer should be beaten
0 Posts • 1916 Views
Movie/TV Reviews
Just if anyone's interested this is Empires review - plese don't slate me for 'siding with the critics' I appreciate some people simply believe what the critics tell them - I'...
THREAD scraps of stories i couldn't finish
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Stories & Poetry Forum
all this shit's been taking up space on my computer, so before deleting it i figured i'd do something constructive: The first thing he remembers is his mouth. There is a feeling of detach...
THREAD PoetryThe poems that we read
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An American Prayer (Part:1) Jim Morrison Do you know the warm progress under the stars? Do you know we exist? Have you forgotten the keys to the Kingdom? Have you been borne yet & are you...
THREAD Long one act
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Scene 3 (JASON'S 18th birthday. JUDY is finishing frosting a cake.) JUDY: (Assuming the same position as she was while ironing the shirt) Oh no! Cheryl, that's so disappointing. (Pause) No, it's...
THREAD SocietyThe Whole World Will Be Watching
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* * * PDA MEDIA ALERT * * * http://www.pdamerica.org HEARINGS ON DOWNING STREET MINUTES MOVED TO U.S. CAPITOL AND MOVED TO 2:30 Important Speakers Added to Line-Up at Rally Citizens urge...
THREAD Are we all 'dittoheads' to some ideology?
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Are we all 'dittoheads' to some ideology? Wikipedia informs me that 'dittoheads' are 'faithful listeners to The Rush Limbaugh Show. Limbaugh explains that these adoring fans are not necessarily tho...
THREAD EconomyEducate Yourself About Money
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Abolish Money altogether. Sit down and come up with another form of coexistence. Money was the easy way to control people. I say reinvent something else to achieve other than the goal to make lots...
THREAD ChristianityMITHRA! (pt. 2)
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Religion Forum
All of this is taken from a religion that predates Christianity. It would appear that maybe Christianity has some explaining to do for such blatant plagarism... Mithra was a Persian savior. Worsh...
THREAD My life as I know it... or do I know it??
14 Posts • 4172 Views
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Hi everyone. This is a letter I reciently wrote to all of my long lost friends who have been completely lost to what had happened to me. You be the judge. All imput will be greatly appreciated. (well...
THREAD FuturologyRevolutionary path to Enlightenment
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Revolution Revolt for Change. Revolutions happen in our world, proven throughout our history. We revolt against many things, which effect people. The revolution I speak for is a change in our cons...
THREAD Life & DeathLife, Death, Choice
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I have very little respect for human life. Or any life, for that matter. Do you? Do you know WHY you do? You know how easy it is to make a person? It's even fun. It isn't a very impressive a...
THREAD JokesWork Excuses
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Jokes & Games
1. I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet. 2. My neighbor's daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and I need to help her get it out....
THREAD General HealthMedical Malpractice
2 Posts • 3679 Views
Health & Wellness Forum
On May 7, 2001, my mother, Eileen Bialek {age 72} underwent elective surgery for correction of a prolapsed uterus and cystocle. The surgeon in the department of Urology at a major medical facility in...
THREAD Long one act
5 Posts • 2729 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
This is my first post. I've been working on a one act that I really think could be sucessful. It's rather contemporary and it's definately a political satire. I'll post it by sc...
THREAD ElectionsRemarkable State of the Union Speech...
85 Posts • 21514 Views
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Gainesville Sun Headlines Pg. 1A Bush cuts to target police at local level. Pg. 9A 2.5 Trillion Budget fight coming soon! Pg. 10A Sharp cuts likely for commodities, farm programs. Pg. 10A B...
THREAD Remembering The Moon
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:)I tried to sneak through the graveyard like some comic thief in the night with exadurated tiptoeing movements, stopping every couple of seconds to peer around me to make sure no one was watching. To...
THREAD God in ReligionIf there's a god, why is there evil?
222 Posts • 57204 Views
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Crimson_Saint - I wish I could make my case for Christianity in short, but my reasons for believing are more numerous than I would like to write about on this thread. That's why I keep recommendi...
THREAD Nuestro Mar
1 Posts • 2487 Views
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Yeah...like, English assignment...wanted to know if it's any good...at all?*yuck* -Nuestro Mar- Dijeron las olas, â€'Whoosh! “Whoosh, € said the waves. They spoke to me as they...
THREAD War & TerrorismA Cry For Help From A Distraught Parent
5 Posts • 3074 Views
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Written to Veterans for Peace . I was thrilled yesterday to wake to an email from Micah. The last correspondence I had from him was the email on Dec. 26. Then 2 guys in his battalion were killed an...
THREAD ChristianityWhen Same Sex Marraiges was a Rite
1 Posts • 2055 Views
Religion Forum
When Marriage Between Gays Was a Rite As the churches struggle with the issue of homosexuality, a long tradition of gay marriage indicates that the Christian attitude towards same sex unions may n...
THREAD Long one act
5 Posts • 2729 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Scene 4 (Four months later. JUDY sits on the couch reading the paper, listening to the radio in the background. JASON is in his studio. Mail falls through the slot in the door. JUDY gets up to get...
THREAD Ethics & MoralityThe five fingers of ethics
2 Posts • 9599 Views
Philosophy Forum
A more elaborate description... With five ethical principles, it is possible to construct a coherent ethical system that best matches the strongest basic moral intuitions that I share with a lot of...
THREAD GovernmentSecurity Council members deny meeting Kerry
13 Posts • 3551 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
How do you lefties explain this? I'd like to hear it directly from you. Steve From Texas - just passing on the facts. Security Council members deny meeting Kerry By Joel Mowbray SPE...
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